List of 2 Sense episodes

2 Sense is an internet radio show hosted by 2 the Ranting Gryphon, which was broadcast on the Rant Radio web station for a time, until being moved to ustream in 2010.The show revolves around the week's news, 2's politics, and the furry fandom. Further information can be found at 2 Sense.

Show #1

Date: May 13, 2003

Tagline: What the Hell is 2 Sense?

Co-host: Jakebe (“my Negro co-host”)

Outro: “Remember, when life fucks you up the ass, just enjoy it.”

Furry News

• Man killed by elephant and mauled by leopard
• Furry convention on “The Man Show”
• Australian dedicated memorial for animals involved in wartime effort
• Advertisement for Pounced.org (furry personals site)
• Man takes four horses to car wash

World News

• New Hampshire’s “Old Man of the Mountain” crumbles down
• Principal tries to thwart high school “hazing” ritual
• US officials “stunned” at looting of Iraqi museums
• Bus driver slaps disabled boy
• US Health Czar warns American fast food joints to shape up

Extra Content

• Funny Religious Bumper Stickers

Show #2

Date: June 1, 2003 (the birth of “Witchychicky”)

Tagline: Unusually Submissive

Co-host: Jakebe (“my unusually-submissive co-host”)

Outro: “Remember, don’t take any wooden penises.”

Furry News

• Horses fly First Class aboard Southwest Airlines
• Polar bear attacks submarine
• Bugs Bunny to warn about land mines in Cambodia
• Stainless steel toilets for dogs installed in Vienna

World News

• No condoms for inmates in Swaziland
• Lawsuit seeks ban on Oreo cookies
• Student killed in crash of experimental car
• US general labeled as “war criminal”
• Hidden camera aboard cruise ship causes terrorist scare

Extra Content

• Funny Church Bulletins

Show #3

Date: June 15, 2003

Tagline: My Balls Ache for Children

Co-host: Jakebe (“my environmentally-friendly co-host”)

Outro: “Take care…and stuff…”

Furry News

• Australian law bans eating ones pets
• TV show for cats set to debut on Oxygen network
• Horse wins again in annual race against man
• Wild crows under attack in Lithuania
• Pennsylvania sanctuary saves cows from slaughter

World News

• Food fight lands high school students in hot water
• Three people sentenced and fined for having sex in a Long Island train
• Bush takes fence-mending trip in Middle East and Europe
• Small-town reporter plagiarizes Roger Ebert
• Colin Powell defends Iraq War
• Nebraska man locks wife in house for two years

Show #4

Date: June 29, 2003

Tagline: If You Suck Horses, Jesus Will Hate You

Co-host: Jakebe (“my absolutely filthy co-host”)

Outro: “Take care and thanks for listening.”

World News

• Roman Catholic bishop faces charges of leaving the scene of a fatal hit-and-run
• Teen murdered by friends with hammers and hatchets
• Southern Baptist Convention converts gays through Christ
• Woman hits homeless man with car and drives home with him stuck on
• Critics question Bush’s motives in Iraq
• Virgin Mary found on office building windows
• Bush signs national “Do-Not-Call List” into law

Furry News

• Turtle that breathes through its ass discovered in Australia
• Seven-year-old Indian girl weds dog
• US Department of Defense develops working Chicken Cannon
• Thai-Buddhist temple overrun with homeless cats
• Oklahoma dog learns to walk upright

Show #5

Date: July 13, 2003

Tagline: Electrical Tape Looks Good on a Baby

Co-host: Jakebe (“my oppressed black co-host”)

Outro: “We’ll see you in two weeks.”

World News

• Tennessee middle school films students undressing in locker rooms
• Man hit by train after repeatedly rolling across tracks in motorized scooter
• Singapore’s Environment Minister awards five-star rating to public washroom
• Bush salutes efforts of American military on Independence Day
• Australian Christian school bans newest Harry Potter novel
• Man goes on deadly shooting rampage at a Lockheed-Martin plant
• Professional baseball player hits sausage mascot with bat
• California bus driver thwarts government efforts with vitamin K pellets
• Canadian researchers claim Stonehenge is a massive female fertility symbol

Furry News

• Uniquely-named horse “Big Tits” to race in Britain
• Injured dog finds own way to hospital
• Russian police deploy cat to sniff out contraband fish
• Experimental sheep food contains nitrogen and gun propellants

Show #6

Date: July 27, 2003 (the last bi-weekly show)

Tagline: Why Not Eat Placenta?

Co-host: Jakebe (“my unusually-dressed co-host”)

Outro: “If the cock is too big for your mouth, whatever you do, don’t spit it out.”

World News

• Police and citizens brawl over bag of fajitas, leads to grand jury indictment
• Camp counselors force young campers to fight, charge kids admission and betting
• Man sentenced for attempting to sell own kidney on Internet
• Kansas is officially deemed flatter than a pancake
• Elephants in New Delhi begin to wear reflectors to avoid being hit by cars
• Priest sued for proclaiming dead man will go “straight to hell” during funeral
• Kazakh mother kept daughter’s mummified corpse for three years
• Texans protest mural of nude Eve

Furry News

• Purple polar bear draws crowds at an Argentinean zoo
• US to be invaded by British rubber ducks
• Otters at Portsmouth Blue Reef Aquarium are treated to fish lollipops
• Brazilian farmers successfully breed three-foot chicken

Extra Content

• 2’s Favourite Bushisms

Show #7

Date: August 3, 2003

Tagline: I Will Sell You Ass-Candy

Co-host: Jakebe (no specific adjective)

Outro: (Jakebe) “Take care of everyone and each other.”

(2) “Well, that was boring.”

World News

• Pentagon to set up stock-market-style system of investing in terrorist attacks
• Indiana animal-rights activist legally changes her name to “GoVeg.com”
• Bush opposes extending marriage rights to homosexuals
• Malaysian Muslim men can divorce their wives through SMS text messages
• Officials suspect radical environmentalists behind apartment arson
• Pizza products without tomato sauce, cheese, or crust can still be sold as pizza

Furry News

• Moscow’s polar bears get summer snow
• German martins damage car engines
• Wild horses in Kazakhstan are reintroduced into wild after near-extinction
• Dog in Australia walks to and from bus stop, looking for dead owner

Show #8

Date: August 10, 2003

Tagline: Munch on my Man-Meat

Co-host: Jakebe (“my co-host, J-Bird”)

Outro: “Remember, you’re gay!”

World News

• 40-year-old Vatican document told churches to keep sexual misconduct hidden
• Ford and Bridgestone not liable for murder “caused” by flat tire
• Three dead babies found in inherited trunk in Michigan
• Man pleads not guilty after hitting a group of 14 bicyclists with his car
• Teen accused of running over a jogger in hopes of having sex with her corpse
• Woman accused of breastfeeding while driving, found not guilty

Furry News

• Researchers help fat felines with the “battle of the bulge”
• First clone horse unveiled in Italy
• UK’s “bird whisperer” starts National Parrot Sanctuary
• Rats to find mines in Africa
• “Miracle Dog” survives trip to gas chamber

Show #9

Date: August 17, 2003

Tagline: God Has a Very Large Penis

Co-host: Jakebe (“my lovable co-host…J-Bird”)

Outro: “Remember, if you’re going to give head, do it well.”

World News

• Four teenagers charged with assaulting homeless men with stun guns
• Japanese researchers to search Nepalese mountains for the legendary Yeti
• Chinese scientists create human-rabbit hybrid embryos
• Woman kills son with methamphetamine-tainted breast milk
• 91-year-old man arrested, accused of robbing a Texas bank

Furry News

• Chinese scientists create human-rabbit hybrid embryos (copy of 2’s article)
• Australian camels to star in an opera in South Korea
• Comparison on genome shows humans are closer to rats than cats

Show #10

Date: August 24, 2003

Tagline: Have a Very Large Woman-Slave

Co-host: Jakebe (“my despicable co-host”)

Outro: (Jakebe) “Have a great…taco.”

World News

• Alabama Chief Justice fights to keep Ten Commandments in State Judicial Building
• Dean of Egyptian university sues “all the Jews of the world”
• Marine shoots himself in the shoulder to avoid being shipped to Hawaii
• New York inmate smuggles semen out of prison to impregnate his wife
• Retired New Jersey judge arrested for possession of child pornography
• Arson destroys dozens of SUVs in warehouse

Furry News

• Melbourne foxes have stolen masses amounts of shoes
• 10-ton whale leaps into yacht, next Moby Dick?
• Dial-A-Dolphin concept unveiled in Ireland
• Scientists finally acknowledge animal emotions

Extra Content

• Records that President Bush has Broken

Show #11

Date: August 31, 2003

Tagline: I Have a Vast Man-Cunt

Co-host: Jakebe (“and this dumbass, J-Bird”)

Outro: “Don’t be givin’ no [?] no blowjobs.”

World News

• Autistic boy dies during church’s “healing” ritual
• Convicted child sex offender and former priest strangled in prison by fellow inmate
• 9/11 victims’ remains will be interred until science can officially identify them
• Man eats a hamburger in every one of Kansas’ 105 counties

Furry News

• American surgeon projects that wings and tails can attached to humans in five years
• Monkey mascot elected mayor of English town
• Thousands of minks rounded up after being set free by an animal liberation group
• Lion’s roar terrorizes German town

Show #12

Date: September 7, 2003

Tagline: The Scent of Penis is a Fancy Thing

Co-host: Jakebe (no specific adjective)

Outro: “Remember, don’t ‘gwas’ the wrong ‘idam’.”

World News

• Bronze statue of panther represents Paganism, Texan protestors say
• Johnny Depp calls US a “stupid, aggressive puppy”
• Accident on Disneyland roller coaster kills one, injures 10
• Smuckers is sued for false advertising over fruit percentages in jelly
• Presbyterian minister who kills abortion doctor is executed
• Nine-month-old girl strangled to death by own child seat

Furry News

• “Bow-lingual” dog translator interprets canine noises to English
• ‘Finding Nemo’ passes ‘Lion King’ as top-selling Disney film of all-time
• Girl’s pony lives with her in apartment
• Crows in Tokyo shun healthy foods in favour of rich ones

Show #13

Date: September 14, 2003

Tagline: I Have Fourteen Penises in my Mouth

Co-host: Jakebe (“my naked co-host”)

Outro: (Jakebe) “Take care of yourselves and each other.”

(2) “You’re a dork!”

World News

• Librarian action figure causes protests
• Overweight Americans are overfeeding their pets, too
• Makers of “Slip-n-Slide” due makers of “Dickie Roberts” for painful scene
• Former boot camp officer gives probationer a “swirlie”
• Man keeps dead wife and 10 cats in freezer for six years
• Dalai Lama urges people to “be religious” and “choose a faith”

Furry News

• Furries to be featured on upcoming CSI episode
• “Horse bomb” hits market in Columbia
• Recent study shows birds divorce
• Myth about a duck’s echoless quack debunked

Show #14

Date: September 28, 2003

Tagline: Could You Slap My Thighs and Call Me Jennifer?

Co-host: Jakebe (“my co-host, as always”)

Outro: “Remember, don’t fall on the wrong guy.”

World News

• Bush television interview ranks last among six major news networks
• Owners of the Dewey Decimal System sue library-themed hotel for infringement
• British superhero, Anglegrinderman, unclamps illegally-parked cars
• US urged to renew positive relationship with France
• Two buses of immigration activists stopped at border

Furry News

• Man uses duct tape for bear attack wounds
• Pet kangaroo saves master by barking
• Albino gorilla in Spanish zoo dying of skin cancer

Show #15

Date: October 5, 2003 (the first Badass of the Week)

Tagline: Children Have Cleaner Vaginas

Co-host: Jakebe (“my co-host, as always”)

Outro: “We’ll see you next week, folks – make fuckin’ corn.”

World News

• Bush claims “world is better off” after no weapons are found in Iraq
• Rhode Island’s ‘Mr. Potato Head’ statue stolen
• Results of worldwide “happiness” survey unveiled
• Roy of “Siegfried and Roy” mauled by seven-year-old white tiger

Badass of the Week

• Man steals back his own stolen truck

Furry News

• 300-pound orangutan corners zoo worker for a hug
• Chipmunk hitches ride from Utah to California
• 2003 Ursa Major Awards nominee list disclosed

Extra Content

• Interesting Animal Group Names
• Human Stereotype Group Names

Show #16

Date: October 12, 2003 (first ‘Dumb Laws’ episode)

Tagline: Camel Semen Does Not Taste Pleasant

Co-host: Jakebe (“my co-host, the ‘boyd’”)

Outro: “Remember, don’t believe Ms. Cleo’s balls.”

Dumb Laws

• Alabama

World News

• Anti-gay preacher Fred Phelps to erect monument to Matthew Shepherd
• Nokia blames counterfeit batteries for causing phones to explode
• Black activists outraged over new board game “Ghettopoly”
• Maryland’s First Lady says she wishes to “kill Britney Spears”
• American Indian groups to protest Columbus Day parades

Badass of the Week

• Man beats heroin dealer with own son’s wooden prosthetic leg

Furry News

• Author/bear enthusiast eaten by brown bears
• African lions may be put on threatened species list
• Hindu priests marry animals to promote world peace

Show #17

Date: October 19, 2003

Tagline: Let’s Fuck an Entire Religion Today

Co-host: Jakebe (no specific adjective)

Guest: General (Admiral) Flying Fox

Outro: (Flying Fox) “I’m going somewhere else to drink!”

Dumb Laws

• Alaska

World News

• Ten people killed, 34 injured in Staten Island ferry crash
• Bush administration to allow killing, capturing, or importing of endangered animals
• PETA wants meat and cheese to be added to addictive substances list
• Man drags 86-year-old woman with his car when she wouldn’t let go of her purse
• China celebrates first manned space flight

Badass of the Week

• German man teaches dog, Adolf, to give a Hitler salute

Furry News

• Monkey control robotic arm with brain implants
• Dolphins and whales sick from military exercises
• Police nab vicious crow by getting it drunk
• Rare cow with six legs a “sixy” beast

Show #18

Date: October 27, 2003

Tagline: Old People Make Good Elephant Dildos

Co-host: Jakebe (no specific adjective)

Outro: “Remember, if feces turns you on, you’re going to hell.”

Dumb Laws

• Arizona

Assignment

• If you could kill one person and get off scot-free, who would you kill?

=World News

• Spirit of Pres. Bush cursed, sealed in clay pot, and tossed into a river
• University of Victoria in BC, Canada to host seminar titled “Bondage 101”
• Scientists detect a coronal mass ejection
• Woman gives birth only three hours after learning she was pregnant

Badass of the Week

• Would-be robber with fake gun foiled by video store clerk with a real one

Furry News

• Black bear makes home in hickory tree in a residential neighbourhood
• 12 exotic pet snakes confiscated from a New York apartment
• Frontier Airlines has newly-painted animals on aircraft tails
• Bristol zoo houses newly-born red panda cubs

Show #19

Date: November 2, 2003

Tagline: Handcuff s Aren’t Just for Old Women Anymore

Co-host: Jakebe (“my bird”)

Outro: (Jakebe) “Kill the Buddha.”

Dumb Laws

• Arkansas

Assignment

• If you could gain one superpower that was sex-related, what would you want it to be?

World News

• Bush proclaims October 26 – November 1 as “Protection from Pornography Week”
• Sausage king Jimmie Dean and wife host yard sale

S* eminar to teach postal workers to manage stress with blues harmonica music

• Podiatrist falsely bills footless and deceased patients for four years, made $600,000

Badass of the Week

• [none]

Furry News

• Video of Japanese fisherman brutally killing trapped dolphins released
• Former Canadian “Hinterland” commercials to reappear
• Missouri swamped with ladybug invasion

Extra Content

• The Worse Country/Western Song Titles

Show #20

Date: November 9, 2003

Tagline: Short People Have Nothing to Look Forward To

Co-host: Jakebe (no specific adjective)

Outro: (Jakebe) “If you see a gryphon parading around the streets, why don’t you give him a handjob?”

(2) “Yeah!”

Dumb Laws

• California

Assignment

• If you could take any deity that has ever been believed in at any point in history and make that god real, which one would it be?

World News

• Police conduct drug raid at a US high school
• Man drops cell phone into toilet on train, gets arm stuck
• Bush attributes economic upturn to own domestic policies
• Newspaper reports new definition of “queer”
• US army dismisses cowardice charge against national guardsman

Badass of the Week

• Man dresses up as comic book character, lobbying for Father’s Rights

Furry News

• Canadian woman could face large fine for playing with a killer whale
• Police dog drops chase, eats lots of candy
• Australians stir over ancient tentacle erotica
• Mountain lion kittens frozen to train track, saved by kind-hearted inspector

Show #21

Date: November 16, 2003

Tagline: Children Taste Like Happiness

Co-host: Jakebe (“…brimming with fat”)

Outro: “Take care of yourselves…dumbasses.”

Dumb Laws

• Colorado

Assignment

• What is your battle cry?

World News

• Rockstar Games (creators of GTA series) sued for $246 million
• Marketing companies returning to door-to-door sales techniques
• Nightclub serves sushi on nearly-naked women, causes controversy
• Office buildings evacuated after eight-story long crack is found
• America’s largest Hepatitis-A “outbreak” caused by restaurant after three people die
• Church members plead ‘no contest’ to charges of “attempted” child abuse after one death

Badass of the Week

• [none]

Furry News

• Crocodile catcher plans MacGyver-like trap
• Wally World games planned at MFF
• Quasi-religious cult using Internet to recruit teens to act as werewolves

Show #22

Date: December 7, 2003 (2-hour show: split into shows #22-1 and #22-2 on mirrors)

Tagline: There is a Sticky Asshole Waiting for Everyone

Co-host: Jakebe (“He’s naked. He’s got the birdie butt. He’s Jakebe”)

Outro: “Take care of yourselves and…goodbye.”

Dumb Laws

• Connecticut

Assignment

• [none]

World News

• Bush visits Buckingham Palace, ruins gardens
• California tech firm to cease using terms “master” and “slave” to describe products
• Bullet fired in air during KKK rally comes back down and hits participant in head
• NY bill proposed would set aside more restrooms for woman than for men
• Wisconsin road named “6FU” to be renamed due to complaints
• Shoplifter tries to escape with 117 cigarette packs in his pants
• Man attempts to walk across Britain naked, get arrested

Badass of the Week

• Pizza shop clerks fight off robber with pizza cutters

Furry News

• State-sponsored program in Alaska lets hunters shoot wolves from airplanes
• Grey squirrels’ amnesia actually helps forests
• Canadian TV show “The Raccoons” now available on DVD
• Czech family claims to have a rabbit with three penises
• Founder of modern studies into animal thinking and behaviour dies
• First genetically-engineered pet fish created, aptly named the “Glowfish”
• Frances celebrates birth of twin sea cows

Extra content

• World’s Shortest Books

Show #23

Date: December 14, 2003

Tagline: Why Not Have a Big Bucket of “Shut the Hell Up”?

Co-host: Jakebe (“my terrorist co-host”)

Outro: “Remember, if you can’t find the Arabs, just look a little harder.”

Dumb Laws

• Delaware

Assignment

• If you could sell your soul to Satan for one thing, what would it be?

World News

• Mother sues ex-husband to prevent him teaching polygamy to their daughter
• Man impersonates police officer, pulls over off-duty cop
• Man cries after finding out he cannot sue nightclub
• Man complains after police officer repeatedly calls him “dude”
• Company gives employees gift cards, then taxes employees for cost

Badass of the Week

• [none]

Furry News

• Animals “react” to Saddam’s capture
• Video captures canine seeking shelter in family’s car
• Whale from “Free Willy” movies dies
• Dog robs gas station

Show #24

Date: December 21, 2003

Tagline: If You Can’t Stop Whining, Then Go Do it in Heavy Traffic

Co-host: Jakebe (“my bird”)

Outro: (Jakebe) “Don’t burn any Yule logs.”

Dumb Laws

• Florida

Assignment

• If Michael Jackson is found guilty [of child molestation], what should his sentence be?

World News

• Wife of dead hockey fan sues team for serving him alcohol at a game
• Spanish bank robber shows identity card to teller he was robbing
• Two-year-old survives on butter and water while father lays dead on couch
• 30% of Iowa town is off-limits to sex-offenders
• Former Holocaust victims now able to reunite with one another
• Cursing at someone is a crime if obscenities can be considered “fighting words”

Badass of the Week

• 70-year-old gas station attendant fights armed robber bare-handed and wins

Furry News

• Canadian equine advocate group attempts to save unwanted mares
• Furries featured (positively) in a Houston newspaper
• Taiwanese professor charged for posting bestiality link on university website
• Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer spotted on sun

Extra Content

• Strange Phobias

Show #25

Date: December 28, 2003

Tagline: Michael Jackson Just Likes it Tight

Co-host: Jakebe (“my friend”)

Outro: “Remember…blow me.”

Dumb Laws

• Georgia

Assignment

• Make your own cool phobia.

World News

• Catholics in Boston demand removal of PETA billboard depicting Virgin Mary
• Howard Dean won’t find Bin Laden guilty before he has a chance for a real trial
• 2-year-old runs into a pole on playground, parents seek monetary damages
• Animal control officer charged with animal cruelty after botched euthanasia
• Grand Theft Auto fanatic kills woman and (surprisingly) does not blame the game

Badass of the Week

• Buddhist monk protests the abuses of human rights by setting himself on fire

Furry News

• “The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe” series announced
• “Glowfish” officially on sale, but banned in England
• Alf returns to television, gets own talk show

Show #26

Date: January 11, 2004

Tagline: Poison a Bunny Today

Co-host: Jakebe (“he’s here because he’s better now”)

Outro: “Avoid the tentacles, for God’s sake.”

Dumb Laws

• Hawaii

Assignment

• If you could be the boss of any mega-corporation, which one would it be?

World News

• Woman kills pregnant friend and steals fetus
• Chicago regains title of America’s murder capital
• Supporters of Saddam Hussein carried out attack on Baghdad restaurant
• Teen pranksters hack into a Burger King drive-thru speaker and insult fat customers
• Man claims cable TV got him addicted, threatens to sue cable company

Badass of the Week

• Man proposes to woman at scene of motorcycle crash with handlebars still in stomach

Furry News

• White tiger bares sextuplets
• Blue Horizon series available in paperback
• Pet custody battles are on the rise
• China plans to kill 10,000 civets due to SARS scare
• Patent official vows never to approve “half-human monsters” or anything “immoral”

Show #27

Date: January 18, 2004

Tagline: Pregnant Women Should Die First

Co-host: Jakebe (“as usual, Jake-BIRD!”)

Outro: (Jakebe) “Don’t let ass pimples pop you on the back.”

(2) “Aw, I was gonna say that!”

Dumb Laws

• Idaho

Assignment

• Create a gibberish word the sounds like it means something nasty but doesn’t.
• Create a euphemism for racial bitchiness.

World News

• “Dangerous” objects still allowed on airplanes
• Philadelphia school district bans sale of soda in schools
• Man returns computer box filled with potatoes back to store for free computer – twice
• Two black women sue Southwest Airlines for “racist” rhyme
• Wisconsin researcher discovers how to slice cheese with a laser

Badass of the Week

• Man creates “Poison Incorporated” brand “Reaper” cigarettes

Furry News

• California couple has Guinness Record for most bunny items, open house as museum
• Steve Irwin defends against claims of child cruelty after endangering daughter

Show #28

Date: January 25, 2004

Tagline: Do You Want to Sniff my Panties?

Co-host: Jakebe (“my chemically-altered co-host”)

Outro: “Remember…don’t get any 175-pound tumors.”

Dumb Laws

• [forgotten]

Assignment

• If the Jacksons had been a punk band, what would their name have been?

World News

• 6-year-old killed by exorcism
• Students suspended for nominating white African for “African-American” award
• Romanian doctors successfully remove 175-pound tumor from woman
• Student jailed for joking about bomb to American airport police officer
• Teen dies after copying stunt from “Jackass: The Movie”

Badass of the Week

• Howard Dean screams after campaign speech

Furry News

• Dog lured out of mourning by cardboard cutout of best friend
• Prehistoric landmark turned into car advertisement, removed by protestor
• Creator of “Roger Rabbit” sues Disney
• Elephant makes daring escape from zoo

Show #29

Date: February 1, 2004

Tagline: Dead Babies Smell like Victory

Co-host: Jakebe (“my very casually-dressed co-host”)

Outro: “Remember, don’t sue me!”

Dumb Laws

• Illinois

Assignment

• If you could make a single law for the entire world which the penalty for breaking was death, what law would you make?

World News

• President Bush contends American invasion of Iraq has made the world safer
• Black box recordings from planes used in 9/11 attacks released
• Singer James Brown arrested for domestic violence against his wife
• Spark from defibrillator lights woman on fire
• Cell doors at Arkansas state prison accidentally unlocked for second time

Badass of the Week

• Man throws cup of water at screaming baby on airplane

Furry News

• Fraternity hazing draws protests from animal rights activists
• Dead whale explodes during transportation of corpse
• 85-year-old woman leaves $36,000 to her bull terrier in her will
• Sexual abuse to animals is on the rise

Extra Content

• 2003 Stella Awards

Show #30

Date: February 8, 2004

Tagline: My Granny’s Penis is Gigantic

Co-host: Jakebe (“the same guy that’s been here since the beginning”)

Outro: (Jakebe)“Enjoy Valentine’s Day, people!”

(2) “Hey – that’s a good one!”

Dumb Laws

• Indiana

Assignment

• If you had a space ship, a time machine, and spray paint, what would you write on the moon for the astronauts to find?

World News

• Bush calls law allowing gay marriage “deeply troubling”
• Infant born with second head and partially-formed brain, eyes, and lips
• Texan accidentally strikes oil in toilets and sinks
• San Francisco bill to force building officials to accommodate Feng Shui
• 15-year-old leaps 20 stories to escape taunts from brother after losing a video game

Badass of the Week

• British teen hacks US military weaponry in attempts to pirate media

Furry News

• Canadian film “Ginger Snaps” gets sequel
• Therapy for stressed elephants on rise in India
• Refuge for red squirrels opened

See also

• 2
• 2 Sense

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