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Flarn is a furry artist with a talent for drawing anthropomorphic art with very convincing jizz physics, and a penchant for liquor.


Flarn is known for his cartoon style line work, usually augmented with thick accent lines and borders. His later works have leaned to a more art-deco style, usually layered with random backgrounds based on patterns. His art has often displayed some of his various fetishes mixed at random with his style of humor. In past years, he has frequented several oekaki boards, where a great majority of his work was created within the past 3 years. Recent works are much more rare, but are usually humorous and can can be seen at his Fur Affinity site.


Flarn is known to like/enjoy the following items:

  • Lab coats, beakers and anything scientific
  • Robuts. Robuts are awesome.
  • Making fun of minorities (including himself) at random
  • Drinking at random, without regards to the time of day (Though, he refuses to drive during such intoxication)
  • 4chan, particularly /b/
  • K Cars, or cars that are horribly underpowered to humorous levels
  • Old radios and equipment (he owns a 1960's Geiger counter, as well as wave radios and various outdated hardware)
  • slackware Linux and Enlightenment (he is very religious about these two items)
  • Junk yards
  • Pens/Pencils (preferably stolen)
  • Red Pandas
  • Dongs
  • German Techno
  • The color purple

Flarn dislikes all of the following:

  • Shoddy craftsmanship
  • Apple Macintoshes
  • Beer (unless it's all that's left)
  • Seafood
  • Slow drivers
  • Overly gay people
  • Overly stereotypical people
  • Crowds of more than 3
  • Being the center of attention
  • Unexplained stains
  • Country Music
  • Children

Flarn is also a big fatty mclard butterball hambeast because he eats nothing but cakes and pies all day. He can barely move out of his bed most days, being forced to wash himself with a rag on a stick. It's truley tragical. It really does bring a tear to one's eye.

He has an ironic sense of humor, and occasionally goes to furry conventions. If you ever encounter him on line, ask him to show you the image, "cokeholeplushie.gif." He currently resides in central Texas. Yeehaw.

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