https://en.wikifur.com/w/api.php?action=feedcontributions&feedformat=atom&user=TrollCrisisGuy3 2026-10-10T07:01:32Z User contributions MediaWiki 1.23.16 //en.wikifur.com/wiki/Kitch 2026-02-06T20:22:44Z

<p>TrollCrisisGuy3: Battery acid on WheeIs</p> <hr /> <div>I walked into this fine establishment one day. I ordered a Big Mac and ate it in approximently 14.8 seconds. I then quickly noticed a rumble in my stomach, and as quickly as that burger went in, it was ready to come out. I rushed to the bathroom and was frightened that there was one stall and it was currently occupied. So I waited for the person to be finished. I was holding it for 25 minutes. But it didn't matter, I didn't make it. My pants filled up with brown, chili textured feces. And it quickly ran down my leg and onto the floor. I had no other choice but to jump up onto the sink and release the rest into it. As I was having a bowel movement, a father and his child came in as I was squatted over the sink. The child began crying and they ran out in horror. Frustrated at my situation, I ran out of the bathroom to the front counter and smeared the brown remains on the table. The End</div>

TrollCrisisGuy3 //en.wikifur.com/wiki/User:Ramifications 2026-02-06T20:21:21Z

<p>TrollCrisisGuy3: Battery acid</p> <hr /> <div>I walked into this fine establishment one day. I ordered a Big Mac and ate it in approximently 14.8 seconds. I then quickly noticed a rumble in my stomach, and as quickly as that burger went in, it was ready to come out. I rushed to the bathroom and was frightened that there was one stall and it was currently occupied. So I waited for the person to be finished. I was holding it for 25 minutes. But it didn't matter, I didn't make it. My pants filled up with brown, chili textured feces. And it quickly ran down my leg and onto the floor. I had no other choice but to jump up onto the sink and release the rest into it. As I was having a bowel movement, a father and his child came in as I was squatted over the sink. The child began crying and they ran out in horror. Frustrated at my situation, I ran out of the bathroom to the front counter and smeared the brown remains on the table. The End</div>

TrollCrisisGuy3 //en.wikifur.com/wiki/Furry_Time 2026-02-06T20:17:39Z

<p>TrollCrisisGuy3: Reverting possible vandalism by Blantant vandal (talk)</p> <hr /> <div>I walked into this fine establishment one day. I ordered a Big Mac and ate it in approximently 14.8 seconds. I then quickly noticed a rumble in my stomach, and as quickly as that burger went in, it was ready to come out. I rushed to the bathroom and was frightened that there was one stall and it was currently occupied. So I waited for the person to be finished. I was holding it for 25 minutes. But it didn't matter, I didn't make it. My pants filled up with brown, chili textured feces. And it quickly ran down my leg and onto the floor. I had no other choice but to jump up onto the sink and release the rest into it. As I was having a bowel movement, a father and his child came in as I was squatted over the sink. The child began crying and they ran out in horror. Frustrated at my situation, I ran out of the bathroom to the front counter and smeared the brown remains on the table. The End</div>

TrollCrisisGuy3 //en.wikifur.com/wiki/User:Xalsier 2026-02-06T20:15:58Z

<p>TrollCrisisGuy3: TrollCrisisGuy moved page User:Xalsier to User:Xalsier on Wheels</p> <hr /> <div>{{Blocked|Forever|blocking other users}}</div>

TrollCrisisGuy3 //en.wikifur.com/wiki/Facebook 2026-02-06T20:13:31Z

<p>TrollCrisisGuy3: Reverted vandalism</p> <hr /> <div>I walked into this fine establishment one day. I ordered a Big Mac and ate it in approximently 14.8 seconds. I then quickly noticed a rumble in my stomach, and as quickly as that burger went in, it was ready to come out. I rushed to the bathroom and was frightened that there was one stall and it was currently occupied. So I waited for the person to be finished. I was holding it for 25 minutes. But it didn't matter, I didn't make it. My pants filled up with brown, chili textured feces. And it quickly ran down my leg and onto the floor. I had no other choice but to jump up onto the sink and release the rest into it. As I was having a bowel movement, a father and his child came in as I was squatted over the sink. The child began crying and they ran out in horror. Frustrated at my situation, I ran out of the bathroom to the front counter and smeared the brown remains on the table. The End</div>

TrollCrisisGuy3 //en.wikifur.com/wiki/Facebook 2026-02-06T18:25:05Z

<p>TrollCrisisGuy3: Ayooooo brother</p> <hr /> <div>I walked into this fine establishment one day. I ordered a Big Mac and ate it in approximently 14.8 seconds. I then quickly noticed a rumble in my stomach, and as quickly as that burger went in, it was ready to come out. I rushed to the bathroom and was frightened that there was one stall and it was currently occupied. So I waited for the person to be finished. I was holding it for 25 minutes. But it didn't matter, I didn't make it. My pants filled up with brown, chili textured feces. And it quickly ran down my leg and onto the floor. I had no other choice but to jump up onto the sink and release the rest into it. As I was having a bowel movement, a father and his child came in as I was squatted over the sink. The child began crying and they ran out in horror. Frustrated at my situation, I ran out of the bathroom to the front counter and smeared the brown remains on the table. The End</div>

TrollCrisisGuy3 //en.wikifur.com/wiki/Kivva 2026-02-06T18:24:24Z

<p>TrollCrisisGuy3: Articles are just about random clowns</p> <hr /> <div>I walked into this fine establishment one day. I ordered a Big Mac and ate it in approximently 14.8 seconds. I then quickly noticed a rumble in my stomach, and as quickly as that burger went in, it was ready to come out. I rushed to the bathroom and was frightened that there was one stall and it was currently occupied. So I waited for the person to be finished. I was holding it for 25 minutes. But it didn't matter, I didn't make it. My pants filled up with brown, chili textured feces. And it quickly ran down my leg and onto the floor. I had no other choice but to jump up onto the sink and release the rest into it. As I was having a bowel movement, a father and his child came in as I was squatted over the sink. The child began crying and they ran out in horror. Frustrated at my situation, I ran out of the bathroom to the front counter and smeared the brown remains on the table. The End</div>

TrollCrisisGuy3 //en.wikifur.com/wiki/Azzarox_the_Bat 2026-02-06T18:23:21Z

<p>TrollCrisisGuy3: Being a menace is fun :)</p> <hr /> <div>I walked into this fine establishment one day. I ordered a Big Mac and ate it in approximently 14.8 seconds. I then quickly noticed a rumble in my stomach, and as quickly as that burger went in, it was ready to come out. I rushed to the bathroom and was frightened that there was one stall and it was currently occupied. So I waited for the person to be finished. I was holding it for 25 minutes. But it didn't matter, I didn't make it. My pants filled up with brown, chili textured feces. And it quickly ran down my leg and onto the floor. I had no other choice but to jump up onto the sink and release the rest into it. As I was having a bowel movement, a father and his child came in as I was squatted over the sink. The child began crying and they ran out in horror. Frustrated at my situation, I ran out of the bathroom to the front counter and smeared the brown remains on the table. The End</div>

TrollCrisisGuy3 //en.wikifur.com/wiki/Deo_Vacuus 2026-02-06T18:22:50Z

<p>TrollCrisisGuy3: Nothing to see here</p> <hr /> <div>I walked into this fine establishment one day. I ordered a Big Mac and ate it in approximently 14.8 seconds. I then quickly noticed a rumble in my stomach, and as quickly as that burger went in, it was ready to come out. I rushed to the bathroom and was frightened that there was one stall and it was currently occupied. So I waited for the person to be finished. I was holding it for 25 minutes. But it didn't matter, I didn't make it. My pants filled up with brown, chili textured feces. And it quickly ran down my leg and onto the floor. I had no other choice but to jump up onto the sink and release the rest into it. As I was having a bowel movement, a father and his child came in as I was squatted over the sink. The child began crying and they ran out in horror. Frustrated at my situation, I ran out of the bathroom to the front counter and smeared the brown remains on the table. The End</div>

TrollCrisisGuy3 //en.wikifur.com/wiki/Tora_NightProwler 2026-02-06T18:22:10Z

<p>TrollCrisisGuy3: Spirou farted</p> <hr /> <div>I walked into this fine establishment one day. I ordered a Big Mac and ate it in approximently 14.8 seconds. I then quickly noticed a rumble in my stomach, and as quickly as that burger went in, it was ready to come out. I rushed to the bathroom and was frightened that there was one stall and it was currently occupied. So I waited for the person to be finished. I was holding it for 25 minutes. But it didn't matter, I didn't make it. My pants filled up with brown, chili textured feces. And it quickly ran down my leg and onto the floor. I had no other choice but to jump up onto the sink and release the rest into it. As I was having a bowel movement, a father and his child came in as I was squatted over the sink. The child began crying and they ran out in horror. Frustrated at my situation, I ran out of the bathroom to the front counter and smeared the brown remains on the table. The End</div>

TrollCrisisGuy3 //en.wikifur.com/wiki/Furry_Eclipse 2026-02-06T18:21:32Z

<p>TrollCrisisGuy3: Wikifur admins are 50 year old morbidly obese Belurusian Men</p> <hr /> <div>I walked into this fine establishment one day. I ordered a Big Mac and ate it in approximently 14.8 seconds. I then quickly noticed a rumble in my stomach, and as quickly as that burger went in, it was ready to come out. I rushed to the bathroom and was frightened that there was one stall and it was currently occupied. So I waited for the person to be finished. I was holding it for 25 minutes. But it didn't matter, I didn't make it. My pants filled up with brown, chili textured feces. And it quickly ran down my leg and onto the floor. I had no other choice but to jump up onto the sink and release the rest into it. As I was having a bowel movement, a father and his child came in as I was squatted over the sink. The child began crying and they ran out in horror. Frustrated at my situation, I ran out of the bathroom to the front counter and smeared the brown remains on the table. The End</div>

TrollCrisisGuy3 //en.wikifur.com/wiki/Electric_Keet 2026-02-06T18:20:54Z

<p>TrollCrisisGuy3: Nothing to see here</p> <hr /> <div>I walked into this fine establishment one day. I ordered a Big Mac and ate it in approximently 14.8 seconds. I then quickly noticed a rumble in my stomach, and as quickly as that burger went in, it was ready to come out. I rushed to the bathroom and was frightened that there was one stall and it was currently occupied. So I waited for the person to be finished. I was holding it for 25 minutes. But it didn't matter, I didn't make it. My pants filled up with brown, chili textured feces. And it quickly ran down my leg and onto the floor. I had no other choice but to jump up onto the sink and release the rest into it. As I was having a bowel movement, a father and his child came in as I was squatted over the sink. The child began crying and they ran out in horror. Frustrated at my situation, I ran out of the bathroom to the front counter and smeared the brown remains on the table. The End</div>

TrollCrisisGuy3 //en.wikifur.com/wiki/Floof!! 2026-02-06T18:19:59Z

<p>TrollCrisisGuy3: We need more KFC family buckets</p> <hr /> <div>I walked into this fine establishment one day. I ordered a Big Mac and ate it in approximently 14.8 seconds. I then quickly noticed a rumble in my stomach, and as quickly as that burger went in, it was ready to come out. I rushed to the bathroom and was frightened that there was one stall and it was currently occupied. So I waited for the person to be finished. I was holding it for 25 minutes. But it didn't matter, I didn't make it. My pants filled up with brown, chili textured feces. And it quickly ran down my leg and onto the floor. I had no other choice but to jump up onto the sink and release the rest into it. As I was having a bowel movement, a father and his child came in as I was squatted over the sink. The child began crying and they ran out in horror. Frustrated at my situation, I ran out of the bathroom to the front counter and smeared the brown remains on the table. The End</div>

TrollCrisisGuy3 //en.wikifur.com/wiki/The_Fox_Busters 2026-02-06T18:19:21Z

<p>TrollCrisisGuy3: Battery acid is anovel by Dick Smith</p> <hr /> <div>I walked into this fine establishment one day. I ordered a Big Mac and ate it in approximently 14.8 seconds. I then quickly noticed a rumble in my stomach, and as quickly as that burger went in, it was ready to come out. I rushed to the bathroom and was frightened that there was one stall and it was currently occupied. So I waited for the person to be finished. I was holding it for 25 minutes. But it didn't matter, I didn't make it. My pants filled up with brown, chili textured feces. And it quickly ran down my leg and onto the floor. I had no other choice but to jump up onto the sink and release the rest into it. As I was having a bowel movement, a father and his child came in as I was squatted over the sink. The child began crying and they ran out in horror. Frustrated at my situation, I ran out of the bathroom to the front counter and smeared the brown remains on the table. The End</div>

TrollCrisisGuy3 //en.wikifur.com/wiki/Mimi-fox 2026-02-06T18:18:31Z

<p>TrollCrisisGuy3: Battery acid is an artist who lives in russia</p> <hr /> <div>I walked into this fine establishment one day. I ordered a Big Mac and ate it in approximently 14.8 seconds. I then quickly noticed a rumble in my stomach, and as quickly as that burger went in, it was ready to come out. I rushed to the bathroom and was frightened that there was one stall and it was currently occupied. So I waited for the person to be finished. I was holding it for 25 minutes. But it didn't matter, I didn't make it. My pants filled up with brown, chili textured feces. And it quickly ran down my leg and onto the floor. I had no other choice but to jump up onto the sink and release the rest into it. As I was having a bowel movement, a father and his child came in as I was squatted over the sink. The child began crying and they ran out in horror. Frustrated at my situation, I ran out of the bathroom to the front counter and smeared the brown remains on the table. The End</div>

TrollCrisisGuy3 //en.wikifur.com/wiki/Shion_Urqhart 2026-02-06T18:17:25Z

<p>TrollCrisisGuy3: Battery acid is a type of acid containing 50% sulferic acid</p> <hr /> <div>I walked into this fine establishment one day. I ordered a Big Mac and ate it in approximently 14.8 seconds. I then quickly noticed a rumble in my stomach, and as quickly as that burger went in, it was ready to come out. I rushed to the bathroom and was frightened that there was one stall and it was currently occupied. So I waited for the person to be finished. I was holding it for 25 minutes. But it didn't matter, I didn't make it. My pants filled up with brown, chili textured feces. And it quickly ran down my leg and onto the floor. I had no other choice but to jump up onto the sink and release the rest into it. As I was having a bowel movement, a father and his child came in as I was squatted over the sink. The child began crying and they ran out in horror. Frustrated at my situation, I ran out of the bathroom to the front counter and smeared the brown remains on the table. The End</div>

TrollCrisisGuy3 //en.wikifur.com/wiki/Scalie_Bloke 2026-02-06T18:16:13Z

<p>TrollCrisisGuy3: Battery acid is more hydrating than water</p> <hr /> <div>I walked into this fine establishment one day. I ordered a Big Mac and ate it in approximently 14.8 seconds. I then quickly noticed a rumble in my stomach, and as quickly as that burger went in, it was ready to come out. I rushed to the bathroom and was frightened that there was one stall and it was currently occupied. So I waited for the person to be finished. I was holding it for 25 minutes. But it didn't matter, I didn't make it. My pants filled up with brown, chili textured feces. And it quickly ran down my leg and onto the floor. I had no other choice but to jump up onto the sink and release the rest into it. As I was having a bowel movement, a father and his child came in as I was squatted over the sink. The child began crying and they ran out in horror. Frustrated at my situation, I ran out of the bathroom to the front counter and smeared the brown remains on the table. The End</div>

TrollCrisisGuy3 //en.wikifur.com/wiki/Rose_City_Fursanity 2026-02-06T18:15:22Z

<p>TrollCrisisGuy3: Badass</p> <hr /> <div>I walked into this fine establishment one day. I ordered a Big Mac and ate it in approximently 14.8 seconds. I then quickly noticed a rumble in my stomach, and as quickly as that burger went in, it was ready to come out. I rushed to the bathroom and was frightened that there was one stall and it was currently occupied. So I waited for the person to be finished. I was holding it for 25 minutes. But it didn't matter, I didn't make it. My pants filled up with brown, chili textured feces. And it quickly ran down my leg and onto the floor. I had no other choice but to jump up onto the sink and release the rest into it. As I was having a bowel movement, a father and his child came in as I was squatted over the sink. The child began crying and they ran out in horror. Frustrated at my situation, I ran out of the bathroom to the front counter and smeared the brown remains on the table. The End</div>

TrollCrisisGuy3 //en.wikifur.com/wiki/Ksaru_Foxfire 2026-02-06T18:14:34Z

<p>TrollCrisisGuy3: Bros gotta chill, my last accounts did barely anything wrong</p> <hr /> <div>I walked into this fine establishment one day. I ordered a Big Mac and ate it in approximently 14.8 seconds. I then quickly noticed a rumble in my stomach, and as quickly as that burger went in, it was ready to come out. I rushed to the bathroom and was frightened that there was one stall and it was currently occupied. So I waited for the person to be finished. I was holding it for 25 minutes. But it didn't matter, I didn't make it. My pants filled up with brown, chili textured feces. And it quickly ran down my leg and onto the floor. I had no other choice but to jump up onto the sink and release the rest into it. As I was having a bowel movement, a father and his child came in as I was squatted over the sink. The child began crying and they ran out in horror. Frustrated at my situation, I ran out of the bathroom to the front counter and smeared the brown remains on the table. The End</div>

TrollCrisisGuy3 //en.wikifur.com/wiki/HopHazard_Studios 2026-02-06T18:13:34Z

<p>TrollCrisisGuy3: Cringe furries</p> <hr /> <div>I walked into this fine establishment one day. I ordered a Big Mac and ate it in approximently 14.8 seconds. I then quickly noticed a rumble in my stomach, and as quickly as that burger went in, it was ready to come out. I rushed to the bathroom and was frightened that there was one stall and it was currently occupied. So I waited for the person to be finished. I was holding it for 25 minutes. But it didn't matter, I didn't make it. My pants filled up with brown, chili textured feces. And it quickly ran down my leg and onto the floor. I had no other choice but to jump up onto the sink and release the rest into it. As I was having a bowel movement, a father and his child came in as I was squatted over the sink. The child began crying and they ran out in horror. Frustrated at my situation, I ran out of the bathroom to the front counter and smeared the brown remains on the table. The End</div>

TrollCrisisGuy3 //en.wikifur.com/wiki/Bismol 2026-02-06T18:13:02Z

<p>TrollCrisisGuy3: Furries are clingy</p> <hr /> <div>I walked into this fine establishment one day. I ordered a Big Mac and ate it in approximently 14.8 seconds. I then quickly noticed a rumble in my stomach, and as quickly as that burger went in, it was ready to come out. I rushed to the bathroom and was frightened that there was one stall and it was currently occupied. So I waited for the person to be finished. I was holding it for 25 minutes. But it didn't matter, I didn't make it. My pants filled up with brown, chili textured feces. And it quickly ran down my leg and onto the floor. I had no other choice but to jump up onto the sink and release the rest into it. As I was having a bowel movement, a father and his child came in as I was squatted over the sink. The child began crying and they ran out in horror. Frustrated at my situation, I ran out of the bathroom to the front counter and smeared the brown remains on the table. The End</div>

TrollCrisisGuy3 //en.wikifur.com/wiki/Furry_Time 2026-02-06T18:12:31Z

<p>TrollCrisisGuy3: Made this boring ass article about a loser furry into something badass</p> <hr /> <div>I walked into this fine establishment one day. I ordered a Big Mac and ate it in approximently 14.8 seconds. I then quickly noticed a rumble in my stomach, and as quickly as that burger went in, it was ready to come out. I rushed to the bathroom and was frightened that there was one stall and it was currently occupied. So I waited for the person to be finished. I was holding it for 25 minutes. But it didn't matter, I didn't make it. My pants filled up with brown, chili textured feces. And it quickly ran down my leg and onto the floor. I had no other choice but to jump up onto the sink and release the rest into it. As I was having a bowel movement, a father and his child came in as I was squatted over the sink. The child began crying and they ran out in horror. Frustrated at my situation, I ran out of the bathroom to the front counter and smeared the brown remains on the table. The End</div>

TrollCrisisGuy3 //en.wikifur.com/wiki/Kitch 2026-02-06T18:11:41Z

<p>TrollCrisisGuy3: Im not having a crisis, I am the crisis</p> <hr /> <div>I walked into this fine establishment one day. I ordered a Big Mac and ate it in approximently 14.8 seconds. I then quickly noticed a rumble in my stomach, and as quickly as that burger went in, it was ready to come out. I rushed to the bathroom and was frightened that there was one stall and it was currently occupied. So I waited for the person to be finished. I was holding it for 25 minutes. But it didn't matter, I didn't make it. My pants filled up with brown, chili textured feces. And it quickly ran down my leg and onto the floor. I had no other choice but to jump up onto the sink and release the rest into it. As I was having a bowel movement, a father and his child came in as I was squatted over the sink. The child began crying and they ran out in horror. Frustrated at my situation, I ran out of the bathroom to the front counter and smeared the brown remains on the table. The End</div>

TrollCrisisGuy3 //en.wikifur.com/wiki/User:Ramifications 2026-02-06T18:09:42Z

<p>TrollCrisisGuy3: Tis so chill bru</p> <hr /> <div>I walked into this fine establishment one day. I ordered a Big Mac and ate it in approximently 14.8 seconds. I then quickly noticed a rumble in my stomach, and as quickly as that burger went in, it was ready to come out. I rushed to the bathroom and was frightened that there was one stall and it was currently occupied. So I waited for the person to be finished. I was holding it for 25 minutes. But it didn't matter, I didn't make it. My pants filled up with brown, chili textured feces. And it quickly ran down my leg and onto the floor. I had no other choice but to jump up onto the sink and release the rest into it. As I was having a bowel movement, a father and his child came in as I was squatted over the sink. The child began crying and they ran out in horror. Frustrated at my situation, I ran out of the bathroom to the front counter and smeared the brown remains on the table. The End</div>

TrollCrisisGuy3 //en.wikifur.com/wiki/Stuffed_Fox 2026-02-06T18:08:41Z

<p>TrollCrisisGuy3: Replacing a page with obscentities</p> <hr /> <div>I walked into this fine establishment one day. I ordered a Big Mac and ate it in approximently 14.8 seconds. I then quickly noticed a rumble in my stomach, and as quickly as that burger went in, it was ready to come out. I rushed to the bathroom and was frightened that there was one stall and it was currently occupied. So I waited for the person to be finished. I was holding it for 25 minutes. But it didn't matter, I didn't make it. My pants filled up with brown, chili textured feces. And it quickly ran down my leg and onto the floor. I had no other choice but to jump up onto the sink and release the rest into it. As I was having a bowel movement, a father and his child came in as I was squatted over the sink. The child began crying and they ran out in horror. Frustrated at my situation, I ran out of the bathroom to the front counter and smeared the brown remains on the table. The End</div>

TrollCrisisGuy3 //en.wikifur.com/wiki/FastCat 2026-02-06T18:08:12Z

<p>TrollCrisisGuy3: Badass</p> <hr /> <div>I walked into this fine establishment one day. I ordered a Big Mac and ate it in approximently 14.8 seconds. I then quickly noticed a rumble in my stomach, and as quickly as that burger went in, it was ready to come out. I rushed to the bathroom and was frightened that there was one stall and it was currently occupied. So I waited for the person to be finished. I was holding it for 25 minutes. But it didn't matter, I didn't make it. My pants filled up with brown, chili textured feces. And it quickly ran down my leg and onto the floor. I had no other choice but to jump up onto the sink and release the rest into it. As I was having a bowel movement, a father and his child came in as I was squatted over the sink. The child began crying and they ran out in horror. Frustrated at my situation, I ran out of the bathroom to the front counter and smeared the brown remains on the table. The End</div>

TrollCrisisGuy3