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User talk:AshMCairo

2006-04-12T01:42:46Z

SakuraLei: /* Recent user page update */

Hi there, AshMCairo - thanks for starting the [[Jim Groat]] page, and welcome to WikiFur! Let me know on my user talk page if there's anything you need that's not in the [[Help:Contents|help]]. :-) --{{UT|GreenReaper}} 03:25, 15 Aug 2005 (UTC)

:No problem. I'd add more, but it's late and I'm new to adding enteries in a wiki.

::Same here, at least the late side of things! No worries, there's always more time on a wiki. --{{UT|GreenReaper}} 04:35, 15 Aug 2005 (UTC)

== Recent user page update ==

We do have articles on [[Goon]]s and [[Something Awful]] if you want to link to them. -- [[User:Siege|Siege]] 18:26, 11 April 2006 (UTC)

I did some minor editting due to a typing error on the part of someone who re-did my edit. --[[User:SakuraLei|SakuraLei]] 01:42, 12 April 2006 (UTC)

User talk:AshMCairo

2006-04-12T01:42:14Z

SakuraLei: /* Recent user page update */

Hi there, AshMCairo - thanks for starting the [[Jim Groat]] page, and welcome to WikiFur! Let me know on my user talk page if there's anything you need that's not in the [[Help:Contents|help]]. :-) --{{UT|GreenReaper}} 03:25, 15 Aug 2005 (UTC)

:No problem. I'd add more, but it's late and I'm new to adding enteries in a wiki.

::Same here, at least the late side of things! No worries, there's always more time on a wiki. --{{UT|GreenReaper}} 04:35, 15 Aug 2005 (UTC)

== Recent user page update ==

We do have articles on [[Goon]]s and [[Something Awful]] if you want to link to them. -- [[User:Siege|Siege]] 18:26, 11 April 2006 (UTC)

I did some minor editting due to a typing error on the par of someone who re-did my edit. --[[User:SakuraLei|SakuraLei]] 01:42, 12 April 2006 (UTC)

User:AshMCairo

2006-04-11T23:36:30Z

SakuraLei: bio done by request of Ash

="The M stands for Maurice"=

A hedgehog of discriminating tastes. Extremely discriminating. He probably discriminates against you, you damn furry.

Ash has been a practicing [http://www.somethingawful.com goon] for several years now, and the misanthropic bent of the site's humor is very evident in his own self-proclaimed assholish nature.

He has not been a practicing homosexual for several years now and was seduced into the evils of hetrosexuality by the infamous troublemaker [[Lei]]. [[Lei]], cunningly, calculated a scheme to render Ash helpless with sexual favors and intoxicating kisses on Easter Sunday 2004. Since then, the tyrant who is to be his wife has instilled within "The Reverend" a dark desire to enjoy hetrosexual sex frequently.

As ordained in the First Amalgamated Church of Whoop-Ass, he is entitled to carry out penances levied for sins against humanity. He is a dark and bitter-tasting man, who is also bitter.

On August 15, 2005, Ash outed WikiFur to the aforementioned Something Awful and strangely enough, nobody outside WikiFur or Something Awful really cared. Shortly thereafter, nobody made threats upon Ash's life for doing this. As such lack of drama is heretofore unseen, it bears reporting.

Formerly, if you were to ask for samples of his collection of [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] pornography, he would have been more than eager to share. However, the missus insists that such things are hot. Therefore, "The Reverend" has acted accordingly by deleting his pornography collection in its entirety. If you ask him for samples of illegal child pornography, he will report you to the police... as a missing person. If he hands you a CD-ROM labeled "homemade porn," the disc will contain [[Gay|homosexual]] frottage. Just for reference, he will not warn heterosexual males against this.

His current project is to resurrect the [[Burned Furs]]. That pretty much speaks for itself.

Ask him about his musical ambitions. It's fun to make him cry!

"The Reverend" Ash Maurice Cairo is currently engaged to [[Lady Sakura Lei Kitsune]] aka [[Lei]]. The couple is expected to be married on April 1, 2007.

Prev. unk. is Ash's extreme hate of abbr. However, previous knowledge is that has already been known, however, he loathes, however, bad aka improper english, however.

There are some rumors regarding his penis size. It has been rumored it is either especially large or sadly diminutive. Neither rumor has been confirmed or denied by Ash. Therefore, we have been left to assume it is infinite, whereas to say, it is both.

==External links==

* [http://ashmcairo.livejournal.com "The Reverend" Ash Maurice Cairo's LiveJournal]
* [http://community.livejournal.com/burned_fur/ Burned Fur LiveJournal community]