List of 2 Sense episodes

2010-06-29T01:03:20Z

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'''2 Sense''' is an internet radio show hosted by [[2|2 the Ranting Gryphon]], which was broadcast on the [[Wikipedia:Rant Radio|Rant Radio]] web station for a time, untill being moved to ustream in 2010.The show revolves around the week's news, 2's politics, and the furry fandom. Further information can be found at [[2 Sense]].

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==Show #1==
'''Date: May 13, 2003'''
: Tagline: What the Hell is 2 Sense?
: Co-host: Jakebe (“my Negro co-host”)
: ''Outro: “Remember, when life fucks you up the ass, just enjoy it.”''
'''Furry News'''
* Man killed by elephant and mauled by leopard
* Furry convention on “The Man Show”
* Australian dedicated memorial for animals involved in wartime effort
* Advertisement for Pounced.org (furry personals site)
* Man takes four horses to car wash
'''World News'''
* New Hampshire’s “Old Man of the Mountain” crumbles down
* Principal tries to thwart high school “hazing” ritual
* US officials “stunned” at looting of Iraqi museums
* Bus driver slaps disabled boy
* US Health Czar warns American fast food joints to shape up
'''Extra Content'''
* Funny Religious Bumper Stickers

==Show #2==
'''Date: June 1, 2003'''
''(the birth of “Witchychicky”)''
: Tagline: Unusually Submissive
: Co-host: Jakebe (“my unusually-submissive co-host”)
: ''Outro: “Remember, don’t take any wooden penises.”''
'''Furry News'''
* Horses fly First Class aboard Southwest Airlines
* Polar bear attacks submarine
* Bugs Bunny to warn about land mines in Cambodia
* Stainless steel toilets for dogs installed in Vienna
'''World News'''
* No condoms for inmates in Swaziland
* Lawsuit seeks ban on Oreo cookies
* Student killed in crash of experimental car
* US general labeled as “war criminal”
* Hidden camera aboard cruise ship causes terrorist scare
'''Extra Content'''
* Funny Church Bulletins

==Show #3==
'''Date: June 15, 2003'''
: Tagline: My Balls Ache for Children
: Co-host: Jakebe (“my environmentally-friendly co-host”)
: ''Outro: “Take care…and stuff…”''
'''Furry News'''
* Australian law bans eating ones pets
* TV show for cats set to debut on Oxygen network
* Horse wins again in annual race against man
* Wild crows under attack in Lithuania
* Pennsylvania sanctuary saves cows from slaughter
'''World News'''
* Food fight lands high school students in hot water
* Three people sentenced and fined for having sex in a Long Island train
* Bush takes fence-mending trip in Middle East and Europe
* Small-town reporter plagiarizes Roger Ebert
* Colin Powell defends Iraq War
* Nebraska man locks wife in house for two years

==Show #4==
'''Date: June 29, 2003'''
: Tagline: If You Suck Horses, Jesus Will Hate You
: Co-host: Jakebe (“my absolutely filthy co-host”)
: ''Outro: “Take care and thanks for listening.”''
'''World News'''
* Roman Catholic bishop faces charges of leaving the scene of a fatal hit-and-run
* Teen murdered by friends with hammers and hatchets
* Southern Baptist Convention converts gays through Christ
* Woman hits homeless man with car and drives home with him stuck on
* Critics question Bush’s motives in Iraq
* Virgin Mary found on office building windows
* Bush signs national “Do-Not-Call List” into law
'''Furry News'''
* Turtle that breathes through its ass discovered in Australia
* Seven-year-old Indian girl weds dog
* US Department of Defense develops working Chicken Cannon
* Thai-Buddhist temple overrun with homeless cats
* Oklahoma dog learns to walk upright

==Show #5==
'''Date: July 13, 2003'''
: Tagline: Electrical Tape Looks Good on a Baby
: Co-host: Jakebe (“my oppressed black co-host”)
: ''Outro: “We’ll see you in two weeks.”''
'''World News'''
* Tennessee middle school films students undressing in locker rooms
* Man hit by train after repeatedly rolling across tracks in motorized scooter
* Singapore’s Environment Minister awards five-star rating to public washroom
* Bush salutes efforts of American military on Independence Day
* Australian Christian school bans newest Harry Potter novel
* Man goes on deadly shooting rampage at a Lockheed-Martin plant
* Professional baseball player hits sausage mascot with bat
* California bus driver thwarts government efforts with vitamin K pellets
* Canadian researchers claim Stonehenge is a massive female fertility symbol
'''Furry News'''
* Uniquely-named horse “Big Tits” to race in Britain
* Injured dog finds own way to hospital
* Russian police deploy cat to sniff out contraband fish
* Experimental sheep food contains nitrogen and gun propellants

==Show #6==
'''Date: July 27, 2003'''
''(the last bi-weekly show)''
: Tagline: Why Not Eat Placenta?
: Co-host: Jakebe (“my unusually-dressed co-host”)
: ''Outro: “If the cock is too big for your mouth, whatever you do, don’t spit it out.”''
'''World News'''
* Police and citizens brawl over bag of fajitas, leads to grand jury indictment
* Camp counselors force young campers to fight, charge kids admission and betting
* Man sentenced for attempting to sell own kidney on Internet
* Kansas is officially deemed flatter than a pancake
* Elephants in New Delhi begin to wear reflectors to avoid being hit by cars
* Priest sued for proclaiming dead man will go “straight to hell” during funeral
* Kazakh mother kept daughter’s mummified corpse for three years
* Texans protest mural of nude Eve
'''Furry News'''
* Purple polar bear draws crowds at an Argentinean zoo
* US to be invaded by British rubber ducks
* Otters at Portsmouth Blue Reef Aquarium are treated to fish lollipops
* Brazilian farmers successfully breed three-foot chicken
'''Extra Content'''
* 2’s Favourite Bushisms

==Show #7==
'''Date: August 3, 2003'''
: Tagline: I Will Sell You Ass-Candy
: Co-host: Jakebe (no specific adjective)
: ''Outro: (Jakebe) “Take care of everyone and each other.” ''
::::''(2) “Well, that was boring.”''
'''World News'''
* Pentagon to set up stock-market-style system of investing in terrorist attacks
* Indiana animal-rights activist legally changes her name to “GoVeg.com”
* Bush opposes extending marriage rights to homosexuals
* Malaysian Muslim men can divorce their wives through SMS text messages
* Officials suspect radical environmentalists behind apartment arson
* Pizza products without tomato sauce, cheese, or crust can still be sold as pizza
'''Furry News'''
* Moscow’s polar bears get summer snow
* German martins damage car engines
* Wild horses in Kazakhstan are reintroduced into wild after near-extinction
* Dog in Australia walks to and from bus stop, looking for dead owner

==Show #8==
'''Date: August 10, 2003'''
: Tagline: Munch on my Man-Meat
: Co-host: Jakebe (“my co-host, J-Bird”)
: ''Outro: “Remember, you’re gay!”''
'''World News'''
* 40-year-old Vatican document told churches to keep sexual misconduct hidden
* Ford and Bridgestone not liable for murder “caused” by flat tire
* Three dead babies found in inherited trunk in Michigan
* Man pleads not guilty after hitting a group of 14 bicyclists with his car
* Teen accused of running over a jogger in hopes of having sex with her corpse
* Woman accused of breastfeeding while driving, found not guilty
'''Furry News'''
* Researchers help fat felines with the “battle of the bulge”
* First clone horse unveiled in Italy
* UK’s “bird whisperer” starts National Parrot Sanctuary
* Rats to find mines in Africa
* “Miracle Dog” survives trip to gas chamber

==Show #9==
'''Date: August 17, 2003'''
: Tagline: God Has a Very Large Penis
: Co-host: Jakebe (“my lovable co-host…J-Bird”)
: ''Outro: “Remember, if you’re going to give head, do it well.”''
'''World News'''
* Four teenagers charged with assaulting homeless men with stun guns
* Japanese researchers to search Nepalese mountains for the legendary Yeti
* Chinese scientists create human-rabbit hybrid embryos
* Woman kills son with methamphetamine-tainted breast milk
* 91-year-old man arrested, accused of robbing a Texas bank
'''Furry News'''
* Chinese scientists create human-rabbit hybrid embryos (copy of 2’s article)
* Australian camels to star in an opera in South Korea
* Comparison on genome shows humans are closer to rats than cats

==Show #10==
'''Date: August 24, 2003'''
: Tagline: Have a Very Large Woman-Slave
: Co-host: Jakebe (“my despicable co-host”)
: ''Outro: (Jakebe) “Have a great…taco.”''
'''World News'''
* Alabama Chief Justice fights to keep Ten Commandments in State Judicial Building
* Dean of Egyptian university sues “all the Jews of the world”
* Marine shoots himself in the shoulder to avoid being shipped to Hawaii
* New York inmate smuggles semen out of prison to impregnate his wife
* Retired New Jersey judge arrested for possession of child pornography
* Arson destroys dozens of SUVs in warehouse
'''Furry News'''
* Melbourne foxes have stolen masses amounts of shoes
* 10-ton whale leaps into yacht, next Moby Dick?
* Dial-A-Dolphin concept unveiled in Ireland
* Scientists finally acknowledge animal emotions
'''Extra Content'''
* Records that President Bush has Broken

==Show #11==
'''Date: August 31, 2003'''
: Tagline: I Have a Vast Man-Cunt
: Co-host: Jakebe (“and this dumbass, J-Bird”)
: Outro: “Don’t be givin’ no [?] no blowjobs.”
'''World News'''
* Autistic boy dies during church’s “healing” ritual
* Convicted child sex offender and former priest strangled in prison by fellow inmate
* 9/11 victims’ remains will be interred until science can officially identify them
* Man eats a hamburger in every one of Kansas’ 105 counties
'''Furry News'''
* American surgeon projects that wings and tails can attached to humans in five years
* Monkey mascot elected mayor of English town
* Thousands of minks rounded up after being set free by an animal liberation group
* Lion’s roar terrorizes German town

==Show #12==
'''Date: September 7, 2003'''
: Tagline: The Scent of Penis is a Fancy Thing
: Co-host: Jakebe (no specific adjective)
: Outro: “Remember, don’t ‘gwas’ the wrong ‘idam’.”
'''World News'''
* Bronze statue of panther represents Paganism, Texan protestors say
* Johnny Depp calls US a “stupid, aggressive puppy”
* Accident on Disneyland roller coaster kills one, injures 10
* Smuckers is sued for false advertising over fruit percentages in jelly
* Presbyterian minister who kills abortion doctor is executed
* Nine-month-old girl strangled to death by own child seat
'''Furry News'''
* “Bow-lingual” dog translator interprets canine noises to English
* ‘Finding Nemo’ passes ‘Lion King’ as top-selling Disney film of all-time
* Girl’s pony lives with her in apartment
* Crows in Tokyo shun healthy foods in favour of rich ones

==Show #13==
'''Date: September 14, 2003'''
: Tagline: I Have Fourteen Penises in my Mouth
: Co-host: Jakebe (“my naked co-host”)
: Outro: (Jakebe) “Take care of yourselves and each other.”
:::: (2) “You’re a dork!”
'''World News'''
* Librarian action figure causes protests
* Overweight Americans are overfeeding their pets, too
* Makers of “Slip-n-Slide” due makers of “Dickie Roberts” for painful scene
* Former boot camp officer gives probationer a “swirlie”
* Man keeps dead wife and 10 cats in freezer for six years
* Dalai Lama urges people to “be religious” and “choose a faith”
'''Furry News'''
* Furries to be featured on upcoming CSI episode
* “Horse bomb” hits market in Columbia
* Recent study shows birds divorce
* Myth about a duck’s echoless quack debunked

==Show #14==
'''Date: September 28, 2003'''
: Tagline: Could You Slap My Thighs and Call Me Jennifer?
: Co-host: Jakebe (“my co-host, as always”)
: Outro: “Remember, don’t fall on the wrong guy.”
'''World News'''
* Bush television interview ranks last among six major news networks
* Owners of the Dewey Decimal System sue library-themed hotel for infringement
* British superhero, Anglegrinderman, unclamps illegally-parked cars
* US urged to renew positive relationship with France
* Two buses of immigration activists stopped at border
'''Furry News'''
* Man uses duct tape for bear attack wounds
* Pet kangaroo saves master by barking
* Albino gorilla in Spanish zoo dying of skin cancer

==Show #15==
'''Date: October 5, 2003'''
''(the first Badass of the Week)''
: Tagline: Children Have Cleaner Vaginas
: Co-host: Jakebe (“my co-host, as always”)
: Outro: “We’ll see you next week, folks – make fuckin’ corn.”
'''World News'''
* Bush claims “world is better off” after no weapons are found in Iraq
* Rhode Island’s ‘Mr. Potato Head’ statue stolen
* Results of worldwide “happiness” survey unveiled
* Roy of “Siegfried and Roy” mauled by seven-year-old white tiger
'''Badass of the Week'''
* Man steals back his own stolen truck
'''Furry News'''
* 300-pound orangutan corners zoo worker for a hug
* Chipmunk hitches ride from Utah to California
* 2003 Ursa Major Awards nominee list disclosed
'''Extra Content'''
* Interesting Animal Group Names
* Human Stereotype Group Names

==Show #16==
'''Date: October 12, 2003'''
''(first ‘Dumb Laws’ episode)''
: Tagline: Camel Semen Does Not Taste Pleasant
: Co-host: Jakebe (“my co-host, the ‘boyd’”)
: Outro: “Remember, don’t believe Ms. Cleo’s balls.”
'''Dumb Laws'''
* Alabama
'''World News'''
* Anti-gay preacher Fred Phelps to erect monument to Matthew Shepherd
* Nokia blames counterfeit batteries for causing phones to explode
* Black activists outraged over new board game “Ghettopoly”
* Maryland’s First Lady says she wishes to “kill Britney Spears”
* American Indian groups to protest Columbus Day parades
'''Badass of the Week'''
* Man beats heroin dealer with own son’s wooden prosthetic leg
'''Furry News'''
* Author/bear enthusiast eaten by brown bears
* African lions may be put on threatened species list
* Hindu priests marry animals to promote world peace

==Show #17==
'''Date: October 19, 2003'''
: Tagline: Let’s Fuck an Entire Religion Today
: Co-host: Jakebe (no specific adjective)
: Guest: General (Admiral) Flying Fox
: Outro: (Flying Fox) “I’m going somewhere else to drink!”
'''Dumb Laws'''
* Alaska
'''World News'''
* Ten people killed, 34 injured in Staten Island ferry crash
* Bush administration to allow killing, capturing, or importing of endangered animals
* PETA wants meat and cheese to be added to addictive substances list
* Man drags 86-year-old woman with his car when she wouldn’t let go of her purse
* China celebrates first manned space flight
'''Badass of the Week'''
* German man teaches dog, Adolf, to give a Hitler salute
'''Furry News'''
* Monkey control robotic arm with brain implants
* Dolphins and whales sick from military exercises
* Police nab vicious crow by getting it drunk
* Rare cow with six legs a “sixy” beast

==Show #18==
'''Date: October 27, 2003'''
: Tagline: Old People Make Good Elephant Dildos
: Co-host: Jakebe (no specific adjective)
: Outro: “Remember, if feces turns you on, you’re going to hell.”
'''Dumb Laws'''
* Arizona
'''Assignment'''
* If you could kill one person and get off scot-free, who would you kill?
'''=World News'''
* Spirit of Pres. Bush cursed, sealed in clay pot, and tossed into a river
* University of Victoria in BC, Canada to host seminar titled “Bondage 101”
* Scientists detect a coronal mass ejection
* Woman gives birth only three hours after learning she was pregnant
'''Badass of the Week'''
* Would-be robber with fake gun foiled by video store clerk with a real one
'''Furry News'''
* Black bear makes home in hickory tree in a residential neighbourhood
* 12 exotic pet snakes confiscated from a New York apartment
* Frontier Airlines has newly-painted animals on aircraft tails
* Bristol zoo houses newly-born red panda cubs

==Show #19==
'''Date: November 2, 2003'''
: Tagline: Handcuff s Aren’t Just for Old Women Anymore
: Co-host: Jakebe (“my bird”)
: Outro: (Jakebe) “Kill the Buddha.”
'''Dumb Laws'''
* Arkansas
'''Assignment'''
* If you could gain one superpower that was sex-related, what would you want it to be?
'''World News'''
* Bush proclaims October 26 – November 1 as “Protection from Pornography Week”
* Sausage king Jimmie Dean and wife host yard sale
S* eminar to teach postal workers to manage stress with blues harmonica music
* Podiatrist falsely bills footless and deceased patients for four years, made $600,000
'''Badass of the Week'''
* [none]
'''Furry News'''
* Video of Japanese fisherman brutally killing trapped dolphins released
* Former Canadian “Hinterland” commercials to reappear
* Missouri swamped with ladybug invasion
'''Extra Content'''
* The Worse Country/Western Song Titles

==Show #20==
'''Date: November 9, 2003'''
: Tagline: Short People Have Nothing to Look Forward To
: Co-host: Jakebe (no specific adjective)
: Outro: (Jakebe) “If you see a gryphon parading around the streets, why don’t you give him a handjob?”
:::: (2) “Yeah!”
'''Dumb Laws'''
* California
'''Assignment'''
* If you could take any deity that has ever been believed in at any point in history and make that god real, which one would it be?
'''World News'''
* Police conduct drug raid at a US high school
* Man drops cell phone into toilet on train, gets arm stuck
* Bush attributes economic upturn to own domestic policies
* Newspaper reports new definition of “queer”
* US army dismisses cowardice charge against national guardsman
'''Badass of the Week'''
* Man dresses up as comic book character, lobbying for Father’s Rights
'''Furry News'''
* Canadian woman could face large fine for playing with a killer whale
* Police dog drops chase, eats lots of candy
* Australians stir over ancient tentacle erotica
* Mountain lion kittens frozen to train track, saved by kind-hearted inspector

==Show #21==
'''Date: November 16, 2003'''
: Tagline: Children Taste Like Happiness
: Co-host: Jakebe (“…brimming with fat”)
: Outro: “Take care of yourselves…dumbasses.”
'''Dumb Laws'''
* Colorado
'''Assignment'''
* What is your battle cry?
'''World News'''
* Rockstar Games (creators of GTA series) sued for $246 million
* Marketing companies returning to door-to-door sales techniques
* Nightclub serves sushi on nearly-naked women, causes controversy
* Office buildings evacuated after eight-story long crack is found
* America’s largest Hepatitis-A “outbreak” caused by restaurant after three people die
* Church members plead ‘no contest’ to charges of “attempted” child abuse after one death
'''Badass of the Week'''
* [none]
'''Furry News'''
* Crocodile catcher plans MacGyver-like trap
* Wally World games planned at MFF
* Quasi-religious cult using Internet to recruit teens to act as werewolves

==Show #22==
'''Date: December 7, 2003'''
'' (2-hour show: split into shows #22-1 and #22-2 on mirrors) ''
: Tagline: There is a Sticky Asshole Waiting for Everyone
: Co-host: Jakebe (“He’s naked. He’s got the birdie butt. He’s Jakebe”)
: Outro: “Take care of yourselves and…goodbye.”
'''Dumb Laws'''
* Connecticut
'''Assignment'''
* [none]
'''World News'''
* Bush visits Buckingham Palace, ruins gardens
* California tech firm to cease using terms “master” and “slave” to describe products
* Bullet fired in air during KKK rally comes back down and hits participant in head
* NY bill proposed would set aside more restrooms for woman than for men
* Wisconsin road named “6FU” to be renamed due to complaints
* Shoplifter tries to escape with 117 cigarette packs in his pants
* Man attempts to walk across Britain naked, get arrested
'''Badass of the Week'''
* Pizza shop clerks fight off robber with pizza cutters
'''Furry News'''
* State-sponsored program in Alaska lets hunters shoot wolves from airplanes
* Grey squirrels’ amnesia actually helps forests
* Canadian TV show “The Raccoons” now available on DVD
* Czech family claims to have a rabbit with three penises
* Founder of modern studies into animal thinking and behaviour dies
* First genetically-engineered pet fish created, aptly named the “Glowfish”
* Frances celebrates birth of twin sea cows
'''Extra content'''
* World’s Shortest Books

==Show #23==
'''Date: December 14, 2003'''
: Tagline: Why Not Have a Big Bucket of “Shut the Hell Up”?
: Co-host: Jakebe (“my terrorist co-host”)
: Outro: “Remember, if you can’t find the Arabs, just look a little harder.”
'''Dumb Laws'''
* Delaware
'''Assignment'''
* If you could sell your soul to Satan for one thing, what would it be?
'''World News'''
* Mother sues ex-husband to prevent him teaching polygamy to their daughter
* Man impersonates police officer, pulls over off-duty cop
* Man cries after finding out he cannot sue nightclub
* Man complains after police officer repeatedly calls him “dude”
* Company gives employees gift cards, then taxes employees for cost
'''Badass of the Week'''
* [none]
'''Furry News'''
* Animals “react” to Saddam’s capture
* Video captures canine seeking shelter in family’s car
* Whale from “Free Willy” movies dies
* Dog robs gas station

==Show #24==
'''Date: December 21, 2003'''
: Tagline: If You Can’t Stop Whining, Then Go Do it in Heavy Traffic
: Co-host: Jakebe (“my bird”)
: Outro: (Jakebe) “Don’t burn any Yule logs.”
'''Dumb Laws'''
* Florida
'''Assignment'''
* If Michael Jackson is found guilty [of child molestation], what should his sentence be?
'''World News'''
* Wife of dead hockey fan sues team for serving him alcohol at a game
* Spanish bank robber shows identity card to teller he was robbing
* Two-year-old survives on butter and water while father lays dead on couch
* 30% of Iowa town is off-limits to sex-offenders
* Former Holocaust victims now able to reunite with one another
* Cursing at someone is a crime if obscenities can be considered “fighting words”
'''Badass of the Week'''
* 70-year-old gas station attendant fights armed robber bare-handed and wins
'''Furry News'''
* Canadian equine advocate group attempts to save unwanted mares
* Furries featured (positively) in a Houston newspaper
* Taiwanese professor charged for posting bestiality link on university website
* Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer spotted on sun
'''Extra Content'''
* Strange Phobias

==Show #25==
'''Date: December 28, 2003'''
: Tagline: Michael Jackson Just Likes it Tight
: Co-host: Jakebe (“my friend”)
: Outro: “Remember…blow me.”
'''Dumb Laws'''
* Georgia
'''Assignment'''
* Make your own cool phobia.
'''World News'''
* Catholics in Boston demand removal of PETA billboard depicting Virgin Mary
* Howard Dean won’t find Bin Laden guilty before he has a chance for a real trial
* 2-year-old runs into a pole on playground, parents seek monetary damages
* Animal control officer charged with animal cruelty after botched euthanasia
* Grand Theft Auto fanatic kills woman and (surprisingly) does not blame the game
'''Badass of the Week'''
* Buddhist monk protests the abuses of human rights by setting himself on fire
'''Furry News'''
* “The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe” series announced
* “Glowfish” officially on sale, but banned in England
* Alf returns to television, gets own talk show

==Show #26==
'''Date: January 11, 2004'''
: Tagline: Poison a Bunny Today
: Co-host: Jakebe (“he’s here because he’s better now”)
: Outro: “Avoid the tentacles, for God’s sake.”
'''Dumb Laws'''
* Hawaii
'''Assignment'''
* If you could be the boss of any mega-corporation, which one would it be?
'''World News'''
* Woman kills pregnant friend and steals fetus
* Chicago regains title of America’s murder capital
* Supporters of Saddam Hussein carried out attack on Baghdad restaurant
* Teen pranksters hack into a Burger King drive-thru speaker and insult fat customers
* Man claims cable TV got him addicted, threatens to sue cable company
'''Badass of the Week'''
* Man proposes to woman at scene of motorcycle crash with handlebars still in stomach
'''Furry News'''
* White tiger bares sextuplets
* Blue Horizon series available in paperback
* Pet custody battles are on the rise
* China plans to kill 10,000 civets due to SARS scare
* Patent official vows never to approve “half-human monsters” or anything “immoral”

==Show #27==
'''Date: January 18, 2004'''
: Tagline: Pregnant Women Should Die First
: Co-host: Jakebe (“as usual, Jake-BIRD!”)
: Outro: (Jakebe) “Don’t let ass pimples pop you on the back.”
:::: (2) “Aw, I was gonna say that!”
'''Dumb Laws'''
* Idaho
'''Assignment'''
* Create a gibberish word the sounds like it means something nasty but doesn’t.
* Create a euphemism for racial bitchiness.
'''World News'''
* “Dangerous” objects still allowed on airplanes
* Philadelphia school district bans sale of soda in schools
* Man returns computer box filled with potatoes back to store for free computer – twice
* Two black women sue Southwest Airlines for “racist” rhyme
* Wisconsin researcher discovers how to slice cheese with a laser
'''Badass of the Week'''
* Man creates “Poison Incorporated” brand “Reaper” cigarettes
'''Furry News'''
* California couple has Guinness Record for most bunny items, open house as museum
* Steve Irwin defends against claims of child cruelty after endangering daughter

==Show #28==
'''Date: January 25, 2004'''
: Tagline: Do You Want to Sniff my Panties?
: Co-host: Jakebe (“my chemically-altered co-host”)
: Outro: “Remember…don’t get any 175-pound tumors.”
'''Dumb Laws'''
* [forgotten]
'''Assignment'''
* If the Jacksons had been a punk band, what would their name have been?
'''World News'''
* 6-year-old killed by exorcism
* Students suspended for nominating white African for “African-American” award
* Romanian doctors successfully remove 175-pound tumor from woman
* Student jailed for joking about bomb to American airport police officer
* Teen dies after copying stunt from “Jackass: The Movie”
'''Badass of the Week'''
* Howard Dean screams after campaign speech
'''Furry News'''
* Dog lured out of mourning by cardboard cutout of best friend
* Prehistoric landmark turned into car advertisement, removed by protestor
* Creator of “Roger Rabbit” sues Disney
* Elephant makes daring escape from zoo

==Show #29==
'''Date: February 1, 2004'''
: Tagline: Dead Babies Smell like Victory
: Co-host: Jakebe (“my very casually-dressed co-host”)
: Outro: “Remember, don’t sue me!”
'''Dumb Laws'''
* Illinois
'''Assignment'''
* If you could make a single law for the entire world which the penalty for breaking was death, what law would you make?
'''World News'''
* President Bush contends American invasion of Iraq has made the world safer
* Black box recordings from planes used in 9/11 attacks released
* Singer James Brown arrested for domestic violence against his wife
* Spark from defibrillator lights woman on fire
* Cell doors at Arkansas state prison accidentally unlocked for second time
'''Badass of the Week'''
* Man throws cup of water at screaming baby on airplane
'''Furry News'''
* Fraternity hazing draws protests from animal rights activists
* Dead whale explodes during transportation of corpse
* 85-year-old woman leaves $36,000 to her bull terrier in her will
* Sexual abuse to animals is on the rise
'''Extra Content'''
* 2003 Stella Awards

==Show #30==
'''Date: February 8, 2004'''
: Tagline: My Granny’s Penis is Gigantic
: Co-host: Jakebe (“the same guy that’s been here since the beginning”)
: Outro: (Jakebe)“Enjoy Valentine’s Day, people!”
:::: (2) “Hey – that’s a good one!”
'''Dumb Laws'''
* Indiana
'''Assignment'''
* If you had a space ship, a time machine, and spray paint, what would you write on the moon for the astronauts to find?
'''World News'''
* Bush calls law allowing gay marriage “deeply troubling”
* Infant born with second head and partially-formed brain, eyes, and lips
* Texan accidentally strikes oil in toilets and sinks
* San Francisco bill to force building officials to accommodate Feng Shui
* 15-year-old leaps 20 stories to escape taunts from brother after losing a video game
'''Badass of the Week'''
* British teen hacks US military weaponry in attempts to pirate media
'''Furry News'''
* Canadian film “Ginger Snaps” gets sequel
* Therapy for stressed elephants on rise in India
* Refuge for red squirrels opened

==See also==
* [[2]]
* [[2 Sense]]

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