GreenReaper

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__NOTOC__[[File:GreenReaperProfile2.jpg|thumb|right|160px|Laurence "GreenReaper" Parry]]
[[File:Greenreaper vantid 100px.jpg|thumb|left|GreenReaper by [[Vantid]]]]
'''Laurence "GreenReaper" Parry''' (born 1982) is the founder of [[WikiFur]], editor-in-chief of [[Flayrah]], and an amateur photographer.

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Comment Did you know
that...

WikiFur moved to its own domain for Jewgolds?
and he is still butthurt?
GreenReaper moderates Inkbunny, a babyfur porn site?
he claims to be a 1337 game programmer but actually works at Gamestop?
GreenReaper has spent the last three months e-stalking Equivamp?

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(Move log); 23:28 . . GreenReaper (Talk | contribs) moved Virgin to GreenReaper over redirect [redirect suppressed]
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His image photoshopped to be less ugly.
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His next victim...

GreenRaeper GreenRapist is a total eccentric, head (mal)administrator of WikiFur, and well known furfag. He's one of those e-heroes that loves waving the banner for all the furries who are weak, helpless, obese and still virgins. He ain't no fucking William Wallace though. Instead of hiding behind shitty facepaint in a blockbuster movie, he likes to crawl behind his grotesque fursona, all the while treating the rest of the 'net like utter trash.

He also likes to claim, probably falsely, to have a close association with King Jimbo of WikiLand, and does not hesitate to use his supposed “friends in high places” to win petty arguments over inconsequential shit, especially on Wikipedia and Wikia — where he is notorious for outing users and exposing them as trolls. One possible reason for this, which has been speculated over more than once, is due to him suffering from an urge to clean up the internets while keeping within Wikipedia's rubbery and flaccid “Choose your own Interpretation” rules via sophisms and quoting irrelevant Jimbo-isms, but the real motivation behind his overbearing need to rub his elite buddies in the faces of those who are unworthy of such famous company is, quite simply, because he is an ostentatious turd. A turd with fur, that is.
Contents

1 GreenReaper and TOW
2 The Diva
2.1 Infuriating mannerisms that GreenRaeper just doesn't get the fucking hint about
3 GreenReaper kills WikiFur
4 Quotes
5 Gallery
6 External Links

GreenReaper and TOW

The Wikipedia community has grown very tired of GreenReaper and his bullshit over the years. Most of his edits serve the purpose of promoting himself and his websites rather than improving the Wikipedia project, for instance he has written his personal website into several articles. However, his most annoying activity has been recreating the WikiFur article whenever he thinks that he will finally get away with it. To this day, it has been deleted three times each attempting leaving behind an AfD page filled with GreenReaper's childish behavior including canvassing for support on talk pages. He is also known to defend the practice of using Wikia as a reference, it's no wonder WikiFur is filled with "notable" vanity articles.

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Keep. What statements in the article cannot be verified? We've tried to keep it to the facts wherever possible. The majority of the current references are to wikia.com because that is where most of the information is. Only two of them are to WikiFur itself, though, and one of those is an announcement that could also have been referenced to the Wikipedia edit, or to a LiveJournal post. I thought it best to make a page for it on WikiFur where it could be given in context with later posts. Wikis aren't always great secondary references, but I don't see a problem with it being a primary one for itself. This article was deleted once, and rightly so, because it was badly written and the site was one month old. I think things have improved now. GreenReaper 02:20, 2 November 2006 (UTC)
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The Diva
Here, GreenReaper gets called out on intentionally instigating drama, the post was soon deleted

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It was not a matter of making negative edits to this wiki. It was purportedly editing in a neutral matter while at the same time spreading shit on ED. I hope that is clear? :-)
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Deep down, GreenReaper is nothing but a sadistic bitch who will throw juvenile temper tantrums when things don't go his intended way. This has happened numerous times on Wikia, Wikipedia, and of course WikiFur.

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<GreenReaper> [...] career vandals are not wanted on WikiFur. They are banned, reported to their ISPs, and all evidence of their presence is removed.
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His idea of dealing with vandalism; we can only assume that several ISP's have him on the ignore list. The bit about the "presence is removed" is also total bullshit as demonstrated here and here.
Infuriating mannerisms that GreenRaeper just doesn't get the fucking hint about

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I was an angry little norn. I'm less angry now, but still.
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—GreenRaeper on Wikia's New Style

GreenRaeper, throughout the cyberwebs, has been noted to have a number of infuriating mannerisms that showcase his patronizing, sycophantic yes-man attitude towards all that is serious business.

GreenRaeper, like any internet prick, is liable to use a lot of fucking annoying emoticons rather liberally. And by liberally, it is meant that in any :-) fucking :-) response that he considers total pwnage :-) to :-) your :-) much more sound :-), reasonable :-) argument, he'll use them.
He openly promotes the idea of a furry closet, in order to make 13 year old boys keep their sexual deviance to themselves. While this is an admirable cause, the occurrence of furries having their lives shattered and other Furcarthyism by being disowned is sharply down.
GR has a fierce attachment to WikiFur, where he is head administrator. One can use this to provoke a lot condescending arguments and drama, and expose him for the meanie he really is — fyi, it wasn't Miltopia who first started garnering votes. :-).

He's a mod on inkbunny.
he also is member #14 of Vivisector.

GreenRaeper, funnily enough, is also totally and utterly frigid. In #wikifur, his wikia's IRC channel on freenode, he does not permit yiffing at all. Given the normal furry's usual fucklust, one just has to wonder whether he feels any connection with the fandom at all, and isn't simply hanging out with because he has no IRL friends.
What an attention whoring cunt. GreenRaeper, just like anyone else with a terminal case of unwarranted self-importance and shameless self promotion, feels the animalistic urge to whore out his Wiki. For example, here he decides to link to WikiFur, despite TOW having a vastly better article on LJ, and despite the fact that nobody gives a fuck about which furfag uses what.
GreenRaeper is also a known pedophile who has a insatiable lust for young boys in fursuits, whom he lures back to his hotel room at conventions, then proceeds to sodomize with a soldering iron for hours on end.

GreenReaper kills WikiFur
Nope, not even lens flare can make him look attractive. Good effort, though.

Now, WikiFur had been on a steady downstream slope since 2008 or so. It was just apparent that furries no longer needed WikiFur when FurAffinity and e621 had already been documenting their drama for them. But of course, GreenReaper was not ready to let go of his dear website, and shamelessly tried to promote it all over the fucking place. Finally in 2010, one of GreenReaper's favorite people returned to WikiFur, a freedom fighter named Meepsheep. Now, long story short, GreenReaper banned him for no fucking reason. While his sysop crew were busy sucking up about his great work, one young furfag saw how much bullshit that was and decided to *gasp* question GreenReaper's decisions! Whilst repeating "how fucking dare she?" to himself, he replied with an inconclusive:

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To answer your more general question: contributors to WikiFur are expected to remain neutral, and actions which call this neutrality into question are problematic. We cannot assume you are editing an article about a person in good faith if you are also making fun of them over at ED (or elsewhere). I have blocked at least one editor for this precise activity in the past. You really need to make a choice – do you want to be known as a person who fairly and dispassionately reports on the fandom and those within in, or one who publicly documents the weaknesses and failings of fellow fans for your own amusement?
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At this point, GreenReaper is preparing to purge his userbase of those dang dirty trolls that make valuable edits to his website! He immediately ordered his sysops to remove all lulz, even if it is actually important to the fandom.

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"The idea that everyone there is only there to criticize is inflammatory in itself", good, less reason to do it here by marking them as an EDiot
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—A WikiFur sysop on ED - but... but what about NPOV???

Ultimately, a few admins ditched the project, Xydexx left (but that's probably due to dox), Sirius Orionis was rejected his 15 minutes of fame, and GreenReaper once more proved himself to be the biggest asshole on the net.

==Personal life==
Outside of the fandom, GreenReaper is the majority contributor to [[Creatures:|Creatures Wiki]],<ref>''[http://online.wsj.com/public/article/SB111196673261990485-5REIoCsSFxd8Lo3uxapqIxxthR0_20050426.html?mod=blogs From Wikipedia's Creator, A New Site for Anyone, Anything]'' - Vauhini Vara, ''[[Wikipedia:The Wall Street Journal|The Wall Street Journal]]'' (28 March 2005)</ref> a [[Wikipedia:Skin (computing)|computer skinner]] and an all-around geek. He graduated from the [[Wikipedia:University of Bath|University of Bath]] in 2004 with awards for being "Most Geeky", "Worst Dressed", "Most likely to become a serial killer", and a [[Wikipedia:British undergraduate degree classification|first]] in [[Wikipedia:Computer Science|Computer Science]].<ref>''[http://greenreaper.livejournal.com/18455.html And the winners are . . .]'' - {{lj-user|greenreaper}} (15 May 2004)</ref><ref>''[http://greenreaper.livejournal.com/20703.html So yeah . . .]'' - {{lj-user|greenreaper}} (2 July 2004)</ref>

GreenReaper is British, but moved to the USA in July 2005 to work as a [[Wikipedia:Software developer|developer]] for [[Wikipedia:Stardock|Stardock]] in [[Wikipedia:Plymouth, Michigan|Plymouth, Michigan]]. In August 2011 he began working for [[Wikipedia:GameStop|GameStop]] in [[Wikipedia:Irving, Texas|Irving, Texas]] after their acquisition of [[Wikipedia:Impulse (content delivery)|Impulse]].

== See also ==
===Hosted works ===
* ''[[User:GreenReaper/WikiFur - A home for the furry community|WikiFur - A home for the furry community]]''
* ''[[User:GreenReaper/WikiFur: By and for the furry community|WikiFur: By and for the furry community]]''
*''[[User:GreenReaper/On Making History|On Making History]]'' - accepted submission for the Anthrocon 2006 [[con book]]
*''[[User:GreenReaper/Coming of Age|Coming of Age]]'' - submission for the [[Anthrocon 2007]] con book
* Con reports: [[User:GreenReaper/Con reports/Midwest FurFest 2005|Midwest FurFest 2005]] and [[User:GreenReaper/Con reports/Midwest FurFest 2006|2006]]

===Other===
*''[[User:GreenReaper/A Tale of Two Wikis|A Tale of Two Wikis]]'' ([http://wikimania2006.wikimedia.org/wiki/Proceedings:LP1/Full_text full text]) - presentation at [http://wikimania2006.wikimedia.org/ Wikimania 2006]
* GreenReaper at [[Creatures:GreenReaper|Creatures Wiki]] and [[Wikipedia:User:GreenReaper|Wikipedia]]

== References ==
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== External links ==
{{Contributor|GreenReaper}}
*[http://greenreaper.co.uk/ GreenReaper Studios] - home page
*''[http://www.livejournal.com/users/greenreaper/ GreenReaper's Bibble]'' at [[LiveJournal]]
*[http://www.flayrah.com/user/1/stories GreenReaper's stories and features] at [[Flayrah]]
*[http://inkbunny.net/GreenReaper GreenReaper] at [[Inkbunny]]
*[http://www.flickr.com/photos/greenreaper/sets/ GreenReaper's photo sets] at [[Wikipedia:Flickr|Flickr]]
*[http://www.furaffinity.net/user/greenreaper/ GreenReaper] at [[Fur Affinity]]
*[http://greenreaper.wincustomize.com/ GreenReaper] at [[Wikipedia:WinCustomize|WinCustomize]]
*[http://greenreaper.deviantart.com/ GreenReaper] at [[Wikipedia:deviantART|deviantART]]
*[http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/User:GreenReaper GreenReaper] at [[Wikipedia:Uncyclopedia|Uncyclopedia]]
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Furry Cruise

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The '''Furry Cruise''' is an event involving [[furries]] booking as a group on a cruise ship. It takes place on an annual basis, and started in 2005. Many take [[fursuit]]s and entertain themselves and the other cruise members. It is only one of two furry conventions/meets where most (if not all) of the activities take place in a sailing ship rather than on land (the other being [[RBW]]).

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==External links==

* [http://www.furrycruise.com/ Furry Cruise official website]
* [http://www.mixedcandy.com/cruise/ Furry Cruise old website (last updated 2008)]
* [http://community.livejournal.com/furrycruise/ Furry Cruise community] on [[LiveJournal]]
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