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PostVixen

2006-03-04T06:20:32Z

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ArmageddonMUCK

2006-03-04T06:20:14Z

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'''ArmageddonMUCK''' was a [[role-playing]] [[MUCK]] set after a catastrophe, in Tokyo. It allowed anime-style furry characters.

* '''Addresses''':
** '''MUCK server''': mercury.planetmud.com, port 9999
** '''Website''': http://mercury.planetmud.com/~armageddon/index.htm (Defunct)
* '''Ran from/to''': May 1999 - 2000?
* '''Motto''': Look to the heavens with tears of triumph to cherish a new life and suffer not again...

borrowed it from. The child began to cry and Vin ate him for good

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== External Links ==

* [http://www.tigerden.com/infopage/muck/armageddon.html Rhal's Furry MU*s Page: ArmageddonMUCK]

[[Category:Multiplayer worlds]]
[[Category:1999 births]]

DragonFire

2006-03-04T06:19:56Z

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Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

Goldfur (chakat)

2006-03-04T06:19:38Z

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'''Chakat Goldfur''' is perhaps the best known [[chakat]] of all. Chakat Goldfur was created by [[Bernard Doove]].

#redirect [[vestiges]]

== Appearances ==

Chakat Goldfur appears in the [[Forest Tales]] series, which has been published in Fur Plus, and in a stand-alone book, ''[[Transformations (comic)|Transformations]]''. Shi also appears in the comic ''[[4 Footed Furries]]'' and the webcomic ''[[Apollo 9]]''.

[[Category:Story characters]]

HerbstCon

2006-03-04T06:19:11Z

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'''HerbstCon''' is a furry [[convention]] in [[Wikipedia:Germany|Germany]].

"Herbst" translates into "autumn" or "fall".

HerbstCon 2006 is planned for 26 to 29 October 2006 at a [http://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sozialistische_Jugend_Deutschlands_%E2%80%93_Die_Falken Falken] club house in Seeheim near [[Wikipedia:Darmstadt|Darmstadt]]. Due to the limited space for only about 40 people, guests of previous years get invited first, followed by those on a waiting list.

There will also be a "Spring Edition" for the first time from 31 March to 2 April 2006 in a [[Wikipedia:Boy_Scouts|boy scout]] club house near [[Wikipedia:Fulda|Fulda]] (already booked out with 30 participants).

HerbstCon is organized by kovu and [[somewolf]].

HerbstCon is famous for its cozy atmosphere and excellent self-cooked food. Among the guests you'll find many well know german artists and organizers of other european conventions and meets.
This is their "payback" for contributing to the fandom: a relaxing weekend!

HerbstCon is a meeting like meetings were in the beginnings of Furry Fandom. Therefore no programming, no events, no registration, no badges, no conbooks and no timetables or the like can be found at this meeting.

HerbstCon should not be mixed up with [[H-Con]], another German furry convention in autumn.

But enough of that. I'm here to talk about dramafags. They have turned a once-interesting fandom into a cesspool of disgusting hybrids of God-only-knows what, with multiple pairs of breasts, a virtual lack of any heterosexuality, and the thing that irritates me the most, the word TAILHOLE.

Furry Spirit Score

2006-03-04T06:18:28Z

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'''Furry Spirit Score''', or '''FSS''' for short, is a part of the dual-component rating system used among Russian Furry Community to indicate the level of interest of a particular creative work (storyline-based, such as a movie, novel or comic) to furries.

'''Furry Spirit Score''' is measured on a scale 1 through 10, or, in a simplified fashion, ''low'', ''medium'', or ''high'', and indicates whether the main characters employed in the story are furry in behavior, ''low'' corresponding to purely human behavior ([[Humans in fursuits|'humans in funny suits']] syndrome), ''medium'' to moderately augmented society (examples include active use of animalistic traits and perks in the storyline), and ''high'' to either completely inhuman behavior (extraterrestrial furry races), or high moral standards and ecological awareness.

'''FAS''' and '''FSS''' are independent components of the rating system; for example, a story with a high FSS may have a low FAS, and vice versa.

Naturally, a story with low '''FSS''' <i>and</i> '''FAS''' has little interest to furries. Stories with low '''FSS''' and medium or high '''FAS''' sometimes are referred to as [[Rabbits in Waistcoats]].

WHERE'S the Macho Man?!One of the longest running jokes in Internet history revolves around VRML (an acronym for "Virtual Reality is Much Laughter"). In case you haven't heard of this idiotic language, and I truly hope you haven't, let me get you up to speed by presenting an alarmingly inaccurate historical description of VRML. VRML was initially created in the mid-90's to allow users to experience the utter joy of being in "cyberspace," which consisted of floating around gigantic neon cubes and cones. All the "cool" movies in those days featured people who would log in to their bitchin' 100 MHz Pentium 1 computers and enter some magical world where numbers are represented by dumb geometric shapes and nobody can find anything useful anywhere. The main point of going into virtual reality was to apparently teach your idiot children how to name shapes and colors. Despite heavy protests from people with over nine brain cells, VRML 1.0 was released in May of 1995, causing coders around the globe to immediately dismiss it and go back to playing "Rise of the Triad." Programmers who didn't have access to this game were forced by their bosses and college instructors to use VRML and create some kind of virtual reality world that not only took forever to load but also had the added benefit of being completely impossible to navigate. Most colleges offered at least one VRML-related course where the instructor was some short chubby guy with bulging eyes and a grey beard. He often knew as much about VRML as the students, so it was really easy to just answer "RED CONE" to every test question and end up passing the course. Here's an actual quote from the VRML 1.0C specifications: "Finally, we move to "perceptualized" Internetworks, where the data has been sensualized, that is, rendered sensually. If something is represented sensually, it is possible to make sense of it. VRML is an attempt to place humans at the center of the Internet, ordering its universe to our whims. In order to do that, the most important single element is a standard that defines the particularities of perception. Virtual Reality Modeling Language is that standard, designed to be a universal description language for multi-participant simulations." THE FUTURE!!! Wow! That sure sounds exciting and revolutionary! With such a meaningful and detailed description, I can't even possibly begin to imagine why this useful language never caught on. I mean, read that again: "the data has been sensualized, that is, rendered sensually. If something is represented sensually, it is possible to make sense of it." How anybody could expect VRML to succeed when its description doesn't even make any sense whatsoever baffles even me, and I've seen things on the Internet that would make your head spin around so fast that it flies off your neck stump and lands on the collection of carpet samples you bought off of eBay. Anyway, everybody got really excited about VRML back then because they had nothing else to do but either program in that language or play "Rise of the Triad," and since most of them had already killed that utterly retarded demon-snake-terrorist-lizard-bug-alien end boss of the game, they tried making websites in VRML. The amazingly flexible nature of this language allowed developers to construct exciting "cyberspace virtual webpage e-worlds" that included such revolutionary creations as: Planet of the Red Cubes A large blue square with a bitmap stretched across it reading "WELCOME TO MY HOMEPAGE" Something involving green pyramids A huge box that, upon entering, allowed the user to experience entering a huge box. These were all incredibly exciting and wonderful concepts that were predicted to revolutionize the Internet industry just like how Dale Earnhardt revolutionized the "dying in a NASCAR race" industry. Can you imagine going to Amazon.com and seeing a whole line of red boxes underneath a shelf of orange spheres, some of which blink and read "WELCOME TO MY HOMEPAGE"? I can't! And also I'm impotent! Oddly enough, most Internet citizens felt the same way as I do (about the cubes, not the impotency), and VRML found itself grouped with such amazing ideas as Microsoft Bob and the script to "Maximum Overdrive." All the fat, bearded, smelly computer programmers simply couldn't figure out why VRML didn't catch on like Ocean Pacific t-shirts; it had all the elements of a successful product, which I will not list now because I cannot think of any offhand. Whatever they were, I'm just sure they were absolutely wonderful and possibly revolutionary. THE FUTURE!!! The programmers eventually gave up on VRML and decided to create another new, revolutionary, pointless language coincidentally named "VRML 2.0." See, this was intended to be an improvement to the previous version of VRML 1.0, which is the equivalent of moving up from Schlitz to Milwaukee's Best. VRML 2.0 promised to cram us into some exciting electronic three-dimensional world where we could see even more complex cubes and new shades of fuscia. In addition, it offered such revolutionary features as the ability to emit sounds from your computer speakers, allow cube doors to open inside cube rooms, and even support Javascript, the language that lets 50,000 porn site popup windows lock up your computer! Everybody had their hopes up for VRML 2.0 because the number "2" is larger than the number "1", by at least two times. However, programmers soon found out that the number following the acronym "VRML" wasn't referring to its release edition, it was referring to the number of people who will actually use it. The world once again was not ready for the sensory overload that VRML had to offer, and we tossed it aside like a Kleenex during a Kleenex-tossing competition. Everybody pretty much assumed VRML was dead at this point... but much like Jason Voorhees, Freddy Krueger, and Michael Jackson, it has reared its ugly head once again in a brand new form: X3D. ...members of an emerging Web 3D standards group unveiled the first working draft of Extensible 3D (X3D), a successor to VRML. Among its claimed advantages, the new version is designed to work with Extensible Markup Language (XML), which is fast becoming the glue for a wide range of Web documents. "There is a genuine pent-up demand for this stuff," analyst Peddie said. "What's out there now is primitive and not very satisfying, but that's partly because the people putting them out have to develop them from scratch. If they could get the same level of support and functionality with 3D that they do with XML, you would see amazing new developments." Did you read that? AMAZING NEW DEVELOPMENTS! We're going to witness AMAZING NEW DEVELOPMENTS! Not just new, but AMAZING AND NEW! And DEVELOPMENTS! That's like two for the price of none! Now I don't know about you, but I've been having wet dreams about 3D graphic webpages for at least the last two weeks now. Before then I just had wet dreams of Johnny Fever. So look out WKRP in Cincinnati, X3D is in town and soon you'll be able to see rotating green squares on some kid's Geocities page dedicated to Slipknot! Gentlemen, the future is here once again! After being here before! And here again before that! Prepare yourselves for a sensory overload and strap on your 3D goggles because X3D is going to revolutionize the Internet as we know it, just like how PowerPlay turned my modem into a LAN party. Let's just hope our bandwidth is large enough to support all those cubes and cones and stuff coming through because I just looked at my cable modem's LAN wire and it seems awfully small. Oh well, back to "Rise of the Triad."The recent "Dolphin rapist" thread, though meant in jest, brought back some pleasant memories for me. When I was perhaps 16 or 17 I went on a family trip to Hawaii. I was at that awkward age where even if girls did show interest in me, I always did something to fuck it up. I was not smooth, and there was no way I was gettin' some on this trip. The thing is, people are always horniest on vacation. My fatass parents were going at it nonstop in the rented beachside condo, for instance. For this reason I spent most of the evenings on the beach, usually deserted except for Sundays which was when the Condo administration threw a weekly "Luau" with about as much cultural authenticity as Taco Bell. It was on one of these walks that I noticed "Do not molest the dolphins" signs. I had seen "Do not molest the butterflies" signs in a national forest once, and it was as funny then as it is now. At any rate, I was a little dumbfucked. There were dolphins? I remembered something about dolphin tours on the plane but I assumed they were in captivity. However sure enough, a glance out to sea revealed several sets of fins drifting by, some close enough that I felt blind for having failed to spot them before.The days of hatred are past, the sounds of hurt are silenced. The final barrel has been rolled as depravity dispersed upon the winds. A man can work in peace, another can wear his dinosaur shirt without redicule, one more can at long last run his company of fine men's appearl in peace, and one tired fellow can enjoy his mexican vacation. People of all kinds have come together in peace and harmony, as it was always meant to be. How has this utopian dream come to pass?

Jimmy Chin

2006-03-04T06:18:04Z

Cultsnuzzle: Really, this attack isn't necessary. It's pretty shameful and I've yet to hear of any people who are like that.

*[http://www.hpc.cc/ http://www.hpc.cc/] Location of the new WDMA

Crush! Yiff! Destroy!

2006-03-04T06:17:23Z

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[[Image:Crush Yiff Destroy.png|right|Crush! Yiff! Destroy!]]
'''Crush! Yiff! Destroy!''' (also known as '''CYD''') is a website with an associated [[forum]] visited by [[furs]], [[Ex-fur|ex-furs]], [[Nonfur|nonfurs]], and outright [[anti-furries]] which has as its ostensible guiding principle the uninhibited poking of fun at the excesses of the [[furry fandom]].

* '''Address''': http://crushyiffdestroy.com/
* '''Webmaster''': [[Mitch]]
* '''Mascot''': [[Rankin]] the [[raccoon]]
* '''Ran from/to''': 2002 - present

Favourite topics at CYD include the political antics of the webmasters of popular furry sites, bad [[furry fiction|stories]] and [[fanfiction]], online drama and overreaction, [[furry spirituality]] and unsightly [[fursuit]]s.

While the founding concept of CYD is the exercise of freedom of speech among like-minded individuals who share a sense of exasperation at the fandom's more bizarre features, it has become associated with individuals of a more militant and childish attitude who occasionally commit acts of vandalism against furry online resources, even though the site's owner [http://crushyiffdestroy.com/about.php#b4 explicitly forbids such behaviour] and has in fact [http://crushyiffdestroy.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=1608 banned people for this].

CYD has been described as being an offshoot of [[Portal of Evil]] or [[Something Awful]], but it has no ties or affiliations with either of these sites, and indeed is often dubbed a "furry site" by them. It is likely that this idea arose because a few of CYD's forum members are also members of those other sites.

The CYD forums are an interesting mix of both practicing furries and vehement anti-furries cohabiting in an uneasy balance. The occasional "LOL FURRIES" style too-stupid-for-[[Something Awful]] [[Anti-furries|furry basher]] pops up now and then, but is usually quickly banned. [[Furry apologist]]s venturing into the forums are generally judged on the basis of their behavior in the forums alone rather than on their posts elsewhere on the Internet. Although generally hostile to "celebrity" furs, a number of minor furry artists and [[furry fan|fans]] have won acceptance there. The forums are moderated by [[Mitch]], [[Computolio]], [[The New Meat]] and [[Dogthing]].

CYD also provides an extensive collection of documents valuable to those researching early fandom history. Some of these aren't available elsewhere. Also included is an [http://crushyiffdestroy.com/links.php extensive collection of links to other Furry web sites], the majority of which are actually favorable to the fandom.

So a few al-Qaeda tourists got locked without a trial in Camp X-ray? Pass the Kleenex.

Panda

2006-03-04T06:16:52Z

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The '''Giant Panda''' ('''''Ailuropoda melanoleuca''''' "black-and-white cat-foot") is a [[mammal]] now usually classified in the [[bear]] family (''Ursidae''), that is native to central [[wikipedia:China|China]].

Easily recognizable through its large, distinctive black patches on the eyes, ears and on its rotund body, the Giant Panda is one of the most endangered animals in the world: an estimated 1,600 pandas live in the wild and some 160 of them live in captivity, according to a 2004 census. [http://www.panda.org/news_facts/newsroom/news.cfm?uNewsId=13641&uLangId=1]

This picture is how I fell about university at the moment.

==Use in furry fandom==

Giant pandas are a common selection when someone is looking for a [[character]] or [[fursona]] from the Far East.

One of the best known panda characters in [[furry]] circles is '''Shanda''', from ''[[Shanda The Panda]]'', whose family is from China. An occasional theme in the comic plays off how rare pandas are.

Another well-known panda is '''Yin''', from [[The Gneech]]'s webcomic, ''[[The Suburban Jungle]]''; the strip has also noted the rarity of pandas, although in a more comic vein.

Not all panda characters are cute and cuddly; '''Gabriel''' from [[Daphne Lage]]'s ''[[Tall Tails]]'' is an impressive fighter.

[[Category:Species]]