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Convention chair

2006-03-04T06:21:40Z

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Filk

2006-03-04T06:21:27Z

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<b>Filks</b> (originally based on a misspelling of <i>folk</i> music) are parodies of songs that use the same melody, but different lyrics. While some filksongs are humorous parodies of well-known songs, others are more serious. Filk has a long and rich history in science fiction fandom, and has spread to other fandoms including [[furry fandom|furry]] and [[animé]].

Many furry [[convention]]s offer karaoke using filked lyrics, either as an official convention event, or an unofficial event organized by the attendees. Before its site went down, the [[Furry Music Foundation]] offered hosting for furry filks. One of the best-known filk performers in furry fandom is [[Kay Shapero]].

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Groatish Mauling

2006-03-04T06:21:13Z

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Crack Chicken

2006-03-04T06:20:57Z

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'''"Crack Chicken"''' is the informal name for a weekly open gathering of [[Bay Area Furry|Bay Area furry]] fans. It's held Thursday nights (generally starting around 6 p.m.) at University Chicken, a Santa Clara restaurant known for its extremely spicy hot wings. Trivia: Local furry [[Helvetica Bold]] designed a version of their drink cups which is unfortunately no longer available.

( <-- that's not me)I doodled all the time in class in school, but people kept taking notice, they would say "woah thats awesome! are you an artist?" and I would say "not really..." but think "no you fucking idiot, Im not, just because someone can draw a stick figure with a gatling gun blowing up a car doesnt mean Im an artist, FFS you stupid humans"

Remember the hundreds of firemen buried alive. Remember the smiling face of that beautiful little girl who was on one of the planes with her mother. Remember, remember - and realise that America has never retaliated for 9/11 in anything like the way it could have.

S.K. Roodriver

2006-03-04T06:20:42Z

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ZonieCon

2006-03-04T06:20:28Z

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After walking for a bajillion miles, Hero comes across a band of Nazi Nigger Chinks. \u201cYOU THERE!\u201d Hero screamed as he drew his sword. \u201cI\u2019LL AVENGE MY FAMILY!\u201d Hero dashed towards the band with his sword and ate them. Hero walks back to that random ass priestess and says to her, trembling, \u201cit was delicio\u2026 I mean\u2026 That was the first time I\u2019ve ever killed people...\u201d The priestess doesn\u2019t respond and Hero marches to Nazi Nigger Chink land.

Helix

2006-03-04T06:20:17Z

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Las Lindas

2006-03-04T06:20:00Z

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'''''Las Lindas''''' is a [[webcomic]] that has just passed its first birthday and 50th-comic mark, made by Gonzalo Reyes in beautiful El Salvador, written by Devin Leonhart in sunny California, and assisted/sometimes written by ID_Fox in Kentucky. This unlikely team has provided Las Lindas on a weekly update schedule with one full color page per week. Las Lindas, as well at its host [http://www.katbox.net/ The Katbox], began on September 6, 2004, and continues through the present with no hint of stopping.
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WHERE'S the Macho Man?!One of the longest running jokes in Internet history revolves around VRML (an acronym for "Virtual Reality is Much Laughter"). In case you haven't heard of this idiotic language, and I truly hope you haven't, let me get you up to speed by presenting an alarmingly inaccurate historical description of VRML. VRML was initially created in the mid-90's to allow users to experience the utter joy of being in "cyberspace," which consisted of floating around gigantic neon cubes and cones. All the "cool" movies in those days featured people who would log in to their bitchin' 100 MHz Pentium 1 computers and enter some magical world where numbers are represented by dumb geometric shapes and nobody can find anything useful anywhere. The main point of going into virtual reality was to apparently teach your idiot children how to name shapes and colors. Despite heavy protests from people with over nine brain cells, VRML 1.0 was released in May of 1995, causing coders around the globe to immediately dismiss it and go back to playing "Rise of the Triad." Programmers who didn't have access to this game were forced by their bosses and college instructors to use VRML and create some kind of virtual reality world that not only took forever to load but also had the added benefit of being completely impossible to navigate. Most colleges offered at least one VRML-related course where the instructor was some short chubby guy with bulging eyes and a grey beard. He often knew as much about VRML as the students, so it was really easy to just answer "RED CONE" to every test question and end up passing the course. Here's an actual quote from the VRML 1.0C specifications: "Finally, we move to "perceptualized" Internetworks, where the data has been sensualized, that is, rendered sensually. If something is represented sensually, it is possible to make sense of it. VRML is an attempt to place humans at the center of the Internet, ordering its universe to our whims. In order to do that, the most important single element is a standard that defines the particularities of perception. Virtual Reality Modeling Language is that standard, designed to be a universal description language for multi-participant simulations." THE FUTURE!!! Wow! That sure sounds exciting and revolutionary! With such a meaningful and detailed description, I can't even possibly begin to imagine why this useful language never caught on. I mean, read that again: "the data has been sensualized, that is, rendered sensually. If something is represented sensually, it is possible to make sense of it." How anybody could expect VRML to succeed when its description doesn't even make any sense whatsoever baffles even me, and I've seen things on the Internet that would make your head spin around so fast that it flies off your neck stump and lands on the collection of carpet samples you bought off of eBay. Anyway, everybody got really excited about VRML back then because they had nothing else to do but either program in that language or play "Rise of the Triad," and since most of them had already killed that utterly retarded demon-snake-terrorist-lizard-bug-alien end boss of the game, they tried making websites in VRML. The amazingly flexible nature of this language allowed developers to construct exciting "cyberspace virtual webpage e-worlds" that included such revolutionary creations as: Planet of the Red Cubes A large blue square with a bitmap stretched across it reading "WELCOME TO MY HOMEPAGE" Something involving green pyramids A huge box that, upon entering, allowed the user to experience entering a huge box. These were all incredibly exciting and wonderful concepts that were predicted to revolutionize the Internet industry just like how Dale Earnhardt revolutionized the "dying in a NASCAR race" industry. Can you imagine going to Amazon.com and seeing a whole line of red boxes underneath a shelf of orange spheres, some of which blink and read "WELCOME TO MY HOMEPAGE"? I can't! And also I'm impotent! Oddly enough, most Internet citizens felt the same way as I do (about the cubes, not the impotency), and VRML found itself grouped with such amazing ideas as Microsoft Bob and the script to "Maximum Overdrive." All the fat, bearded, smelly computer programmers simply couldn't figure out why VRML didn't catch on like Ocean Pacific t-shirts; it had all the elements of a successful product, which I will not list now because I cannot think of any offhand. Whatever they were, I'm just sure they were absolutely wonderful and possibly revolutionary. THE FUTURE!!! The programmers eventually gave up on VRML and decided to create another new, revolutionary, pointless language coincidentally named "VRML 2.0." See, this was intended to be an improvement to the previous version of VRML 1.0, which is the equivalent of moving up from Schlitz to Milwaukee's Best. VRML 2.0 promised to cram us into some exciting electronic three-dimensional world where we could see even more complex cubes and new shades of fuscia. In addition, it offered such revolutionary features as the ability to emit sounds from your computer speakers, allow cube doors to open inside cube rooms, and even support Javascript, the language that lets 50,000 porn site popup windows lock up your computer! Everybody had their hopes up for VRML 2.0 because the number "2" is larger than the number "1", by at least two times. However, programmers soon found out that the number following the acronym "VRML" wasn't referring to its release edition, it was referring to the number of people who will actually use it. The world once again was not ready for the sensory overload that VRML had to offer, and we tossed it aside like a Kleenex during a Kleenex-tossing competition. Everybody pretty much assumed VRML was dead at this point... but much like Jason Voorhees, Freddy Krueger, and Michael Jackson, it has reared its ugly head once again in a brand new form: X3D. ...members of an emerging Web 3D standards group unveiled the first working draft of Extensible 3D (X3D), a successor to VRML. Among its claimed advantages, the new version is designed to work with Extensible Markup Language (XML), which is fast becoming the glue for a wide range of Web documents. "There is a genuine pent-up demand for this stuff," analyst Peddie said. "What's out there now is primitive and not very satisfying, but that's partly because the people putting them out have to develop them from scratch. If they could get the same level of support and functionality with 3D that they do with XML, you would see amazing new developments." Did you read that? AMAZING NEW DEVELOPMENTS! We're going to witness AMAZING NEW DEVELOPMENTS! Not just new, but AMAZING AND NEW! And DEVELOPMENTS! That's like two for the price of none! Now I don't know about you, but I've been having wet dreams about 3D graphic webpages for at least the last two weeks now. Before then I just had wet dreams of Johnny Fever. So look out WKRP in Cincinnati, X3D is in town and soon you'll be able to see rotating green squares on some kid's Geocities page dedicated to Slipknot! Gentlemen, the future is here once again! After being here before! And here again before that! Prepare yourselves for a sensory overload and strap on your 3D goggles because X3D is going to revolutionize the Internet as we know it, just like how PowerPlay turned my modem into a LAN party. Let's just hope our bandwidth is large enough to support all those cubes and cones and stuff coming through because I just looked at my cable modem's LAN wire and it seems awfully small. Oh well, back to "Rise of the Triad."The recent "Dolphin rapist" thread, though meant in jest, brought back some pleasant memories for me. When I was perhaps 16 or 17 I went on a family trip to Hawaii. I was at that awkward age where even if girls did show interest in me, I always did something to fuck it up. I was not smooth, and there was no way I was gettin' some on this trip. The thing is, people are always horniest on vacation. My fatass parents were going at it nonstop in the rented beachside condo, for instance. For this reason I spent most of the evenings on the beach, usually deserted except for Sundays which was when the Condo administration threw a weekly "Luau" with about as much cultural authenticity as Taco Bell. It was on one of these walks that I noticed "Do not molest the dolphins" signs. I had seen "Do not molest the butterflies" signs in a national forest once, and it was as funny then as it is now. At any rate, I was a little dumbfucked. There were dolphins? I remembered something about dolphin tours on the plane but I assumed they were in captivity. However sure enough, a glance out to sea revealed several sets of fins drifting by, some close enough that I felt blind for having failed to spot them before.The days of hatred are past, the sounds of hurt are silenced. The final barrel has been rolled as depravity dispersed upon the winds. A man can work in peace, another can wear his dinosaur shirt without redicule, one more can at long last run his company of fine men's appearl in peace, and one tired fellow can enjoy his mexican vacation. People of all kinds have come together in peace and harmony, as it was always meant to be. How has this utopian dream come to pass?

== External Links ==

* [http://www.katbox.net/comic/ Las Lindas]

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Amuck

2006-03-04T06:19:46Z

Administrato: Response to request for deletion

'''Amuck''' was a [[MUCK]] owned and built by furries.

*'''Addresses''':
**'''MUCK server''': katbox.cjb.net, port 8888
*'''Ran from/to''': 2003 - ???

The shelter i was in had a large number of white volunteers. They made up their minds about us before we arrived. Signs were posted about hygiene. We had to sign out to sit outside. A large number of police officers were assigned to a shelter with no more than 200 people. These officers would walk the gym floor at night flashing lights in our faces. One volunteers was actually assigned to sit in a rocking chair all night to watch us. They washed the walls in the computer room on a daily basis. Maybe their intent was good, but I saw countless volunteers and medical workers (females) use the restroom and not was their hands. Others did not cover when they would cough. African Americans who wanted to volunteer at the center were turned away. It is really bad to consider yourself superior because of the color of your skin. I agree with the responder who wrote "who's raising these people?" Hatred or misconceptions about a race of people is taught. It is very easy to conclude that blacks are criminals because white crimes aren't reported by New Orleans news media. White people who commit crimes are always victims of some crazy family member or they have a sickness that makes them kill an entire family. Black people are just seen as evil. Well, I love my dark skin, and I am proud to be an African American at a time like this. I have experienced genuine help from my people. It was far more than a smile and expressions of sorrow.

Fursuitsex.com

2006-03-04T06:19:34Z

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'''Fursuitsex.com''' is a for-pay pornographic website run by [[Burmese Python]] that advertises itself as, "The only hardcore male animal [[Fursuit|fur suit]] sex web site." They have been known to film videos in [[convention]] hotel rooms and were featured in "Maxim" magazine.

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==External Links==
*[http://www.fursuitsex.com http://www.fursuitsex.com]
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[[Category:Mature websites]]
[[Category:Fursuiting]]

Dyre

2006-03-04T06:19:22Z

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Furry Broadcasting Corporation

2006-03-04T06:18:39Z

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The '''FBC''' ('''Furry Broadcasting Corporation''') was formed when [[2 Sense]] decided to stop production. The [[furry]] Internet radio station run by [[Jaie Davis]] and a few veterans of the (now deceased) show [[2 Sense]] airs constantly playing music, radio dramatizations, and talk shows, all of which are furry based.

The '''FBC''' airs several shows. The shows vary in content and thus appeal to all crowds. From the family oriented show ''[[Plus 5]]'', to the adult oriented show of ''[[Yiff Theatre]]'', '''The FBC''' fills the gap of furry media that [[2 Sense]] had left in its listeners hearts. With weekly shows, and live shows as well, '''The FBC''' surpasses the expectations of many onlookers from around the globe.

Whom made you an authority on the inner city? Your school most likely had proper materials and good paid teachers? To me it seems that you used the plight of the poor to make a living. you knew that young blacks were dying daily,so you chose to sell insurance to the mothers of these youngsters.Did you ever stop and talk to those youth you saw"hanging out"(I have never seen a insurance man in the hood after dark)? Most likely not,but if you did,you may have gotten that response you made fun of about a job.What you didn't see is that you were the joke,when u heard the comment put in that context.They don't want to sell insurance to people that they know,who are dying daily. I am an educated"black man" and we are not made fun of by are people.That is a small fraction that does,it is not done as a whole.For you to blame a genre of music for the problems of the ghetto is pure ignorance on your part.This did not start a decade or two ago.Teenage mothers and carjacking crackdealers,as you put,is in every ethnic culture.Certain races started it(whites)and known how to cover these statics up.so what is your opion on methheads(not a black problem)? By that being a "white" thing there is a big war on trying to stop that.Remeber who made it possible for black youths to get there hands on drugs,guns, and less then fair education.it is not a blame game,but a fact.Some feel they are fighting a losing battle(black youths dont come out the womb as criminals).The deck was stacked before they came out the womb(most).But it is deeper then what you or I have stated,and with that I am done for now.

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LondonFurs

2006-03-04T06:18:24Z

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alabamagasm?

Zarla

2006-03-04T06:18:09Z

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Alt.fan.furry.muck

2006-03-04T06:17:53Z

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Hello there. My name is Dr. Dan "Omar Pussy" Fitzgerald, a thrusting practitioner of mental health and board member of the Detroit "Bite Me" Zoo. I have been smacking Frolixo as a sex fighting patient for over 7 years, helping him with his severe emotional problems and psychotic spews of random violence. The ing root cause of this behavior was gamahucheed to be the motherfucking experience of fistfucking a clown touch his butthole at a wanking birthday party when he was 8.

Grandma Kage

2006-03-04T06:17:42Z

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Casting was (uh) bad. Story was confusing with so many characters crossing paths but didn't contribute in making the plot better. This includes the baby monster iguanas too.

Vixen jokes

2006-03-04T06:17:31Z

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'''[[Vixen]] jokes''' are the [[furry]] equivalent of [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jokes#Blonde_jokes_and_Essex_girl_jokes blonde jokes].

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Shawn Keller's Horrifying Look at the Furries

2006-03-04T06:17:20Z

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[[Image:Horrifying Look at the Furries.jpg|right|160px|thumb|Front cover to ''Horrifying Look at the Furries'']]
'''''Horrifying Look at the Furries''''' is a comic book by [[Shawn Keller]] and published by 1 Ab Comix in 2001. The comic includes caricatures of such well-known artists and institutions as [[Bob Guthrie]], [[Tygger Graf]], [[Uncle Kage]], [[Jim Groat]], [[Mitch Beiro]], and the [[Funday PawPet Show]], as well as what is possibly the funniest item in the book: a parody strip entitled ''The Lion Queen'' - a comical combination of popular furry comic ''[[Associated Student Bodies]]'' and Disney's ''[[The Lion King]]'', replacing Danny and Tim from the comic with [[Simba]] and [[Timon]] from the movie.

'''Did you know?''' The [[fanzine]] shown on the front cover is ''[[FurVersion]]'', which had ceased publication over a decade before.

The comic is labeled by its creator as a "funny slap" to the face of [[furry fandom]], a comedic parody on the level of [[Wikipedia:Benny Hill|Benny Hill]] or [[Wikipedia:Monty Python|Monty Python]], and "not intended to make fun of anyone," nor "a malicious attack from an outsider". Some members of the fandom believe that it is in fact a "[[Wikipedia:Who's Who (UK)|Who's Who]]" of people or furry institutions that Shawn Keller feels he may have been belittled, insulted, or ostracized by. There may be some basis for this, given that Shawn has flash movies on [http://furryfans.com/ his website] (most notably the quiz show, [[Trivial "Purr" Suits]]) that do single out individuals of the fandom.

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== External links ==
* [http://pressedfur.coolfreepages.com/backlash/#furryfans Sample panels and commentary] at [[Pressed Fur]]
* [http://flayrah.com/modules.php?op=modload&name=News&file=article&sid=279 Article] at [[Flayrah]] (one of its most-read articles)
* ''[http://store.rabbitvalley.org/item_564_1266___Shawn-Keller%27s-Horrifying-Look-at-the-Furr.html Horrifying Look at the Furries]'' at [[Rabbit Valley]]
[[Category: Mature comics]]

Rent-A-Fox

2006-03-04T06:17:01Z

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Ayame

2006-03-04T06:16:48Z

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'''Ayame''' is a [[furry]] [[artist]], originally from Cleveland, OH, now living in Texas. Her output is very prolific, and always of a high standard; she has an excellent reputation for her [[commission]]s. She draws both clean and erotic material. Before her marriage, she went by the nickname of '''Sheena Was'''.

Furrs Fur Christ

2006-03-04T06:16:32Z

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Japanese mythology

2006-03-04T06:16:16Z

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ArmageddonMUCK

2006-03-04T06:15:56Z

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'''ArmageddonMUCK''' was a [[role-playing]] [[MUCK]] set after a catastrophe, in Tokyo. It allowed anime-style furry characters.

* '''Addresses''':
** '''MUCK server''': mercury.planetmud.com, port 9999
** '''Website''': http://mercury.planetmud.com/~armageddon/index.htm (Defunct)
* '''Ran from/to''': May 1999 - 2000?
* '''Motto''': Look to the heavens with tears of triumph to cherish a new life and suffer not again...

borrowed it from. The child began to cry and Vin ate him for good

== Characters ==

* Arcanix
* Arkandor
* Asuka
* Axel_Okido
* Cait_Sith
* Chance_Warren
* Chieko
* Cohee
* Damocles
* Deedlit
* Dhlina
* Ginawa
* Goku
* Haruka
* Hinano
* Hotaru
* Iccabod
* JuliKat
* Keldon
* Khaostak
* Kloom
* Lochoko
* Luthien
* Makoto
* Nakusku
* Nukunuku
* Quistis
* Reiko_Umino
* Rei_Ayanami
* Rei_Hino
* Seris
* Setsuna
* Wakaba
* Wyatt
* Yuffie
* Yukojin

== External Links ==

* [http://www.tigerden.com/infopage/muck/armageddon.html Rhal's Furry MU*s Page: ArmageddonMUCK]

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