Felixpath

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'''Felixpath''' (born October 17th, 1986) is a [[furry]] [[artist]] and fruit [[bat]] who lives in [[Wikipedia: Thetford, Vermont|Thetford Center, Vermont]], United States. He is known for portraying various forms of asphyxiation and breath control. Felixpath draws [[Furotica|adult art]] and writes fiction.

He is mated to [[Destrega]], another bat.

== ''Ten Types of Furry......'' ==

'''''Ten Types of Furry......''''' is a series of journal posts written by Felixpath on his website on [[Fur Affinity]]. The first of these journals, written on December 18th, 2011, is a list of ten different kinds of [[furry]] that other furries hate.<ref name="First list">[http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/3011322/ Ten Types of Furry......] by [[Felixpath]], written on [[Fur Affinity]] on December 18th, 2011. Accessed on February 29th, 2012.</ref> The first post was so popular that another was written up on February 29th, 2012, with a third to follow.<ref name="Second list">[http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/3223102/ Ten MORE Types of Furry........] by [[Felixpath]], written on [[Fur Affinity]] on February 29th, 2012. Accessed on February 29th, 2012.</ref>

=== Original list ===

The original ''Ten Types of Furry......'' lists the following types of furry that other furries hate.<ref name="First list"/>

* '''The Poputurd''': "Don't confuse Poputurds with [[popufur]]s... The Poputurds are the smug, arrogant dickweeds who take their fans for granted, and -- this is key -- are popular for ''nothing in particular''."
* '''The Barnacle''': "These are the sad, annoying, desperate guys who want someone, anyone, to acknowledge them."
* '''The Kinkbot''': "The Kinkbot is the furry who has one, AND ONLY ONE, [[fetish]], and cannot get around it."
* '''The Boiled Bunny''': "Furry version of the [[Wikipedia:Bunny boiler|Bunny Boiler]]. The Boiled Bunny is the unmated fur who's rabidly jealous of you and your [[mate]], and hides it behind a sinister, passive-aggressive veneer of support."
* '''The [[Commission]] Demon''': "This is the fur who is painfully vague about what they want, then decides on something after you've drawn a sketch of something completely different."
* '''The Child Called "It"''': "What irritates the hell out of me are furries who live under their parents' thumb and are whiny and self-pitying about it."
* '''The HAFSY''': "HAFSY stands for "Had Fun, See Ya!" This is the furry who approaches you, acts very charming and very interested, becomes a close online friend, then vanishes. And it's not because they're busy or something happened; one look at their FA page makes it clear that their furry social life is still going on. It just no longer includes you."
* '''The Bitch On a Pedestal''': "This arrogant, uptight, pretentious little twat is a blight upon art lovers and [[furry convention|furry cons]] everywhere. She (it's not always a she, but often) has the benefit of an official (useless) BA and all the self-delusion that comes with it. She hates porn, feels nothing but contempt for those who would be her fans, and believes her work is worthy of the Louvre."
* '''The Fucking Idiot''': "This isn't just the furry who says something stupid or misreads a journal. This is the furry who does it ALL the FUCKING TIME."
* '''The Utterly Evil Bastard''': "The Utterly Evil Bastard often combines aspects of the other furs on this list. But he's in a league of his own. This fucker has no morals and no problem with playing other furs like musical instruments. He will lie, manipulate, exaggerate, seduce, and do everything he can to feed off those gullible enough to be his friends... There are sociopaths and parasites in this fandom, and they will use you if you let them."

This journal post became Felixpath's most popular at the time, and was posted on [[Twitter]] by (amongst others) [[Bad Dragon]].<ref name="Second list"/>

Following the popularity of the original post, Felixpath decided to added two follow up lists, consisting of some of his own nominations and nominations by other furries commenting on the original post.<ref name="Second list"/>

=== Ten MORE Types of Furry........ ===

The first expansion, called ''Ten MORE Types of Furry........'', was posted on Fur Affinity on February 29th, 2012. Other than Felixpath other suggestions came from [[Hayate]], [[The Chained Wolf]], [[Webkilla]], [[Pomponio]] and [[Teneba]]. This list consists on the following furry types:<ref name="Second list"/>

* '''The Concruddian''': "The Concruddian is the wretched fuckwad who uses the con environment as an excuse to be an absolutely horrible human being, while screaming "[[Fursecution]]!!!" at anyone who so much as looks at him askance."
* '''The Glitterbomb''': "Ever had a seizure from viewing someone's FA page? Yeah. You got hit by a Glitterbomb, the furry for whom everything is sparkly, magical, and wondrous. Their page is awash in gaudy rainbow colors, hearts, endless lists of friends and groups they belong to, and retarded ASCII art."
* '''The Gollum''': "The Gollum lurks in the depths, never leaving FA, trying to get Free Art by any means necessary."
* '''The Furnatic''': "We all know exactly who I'm talking about: the fool who believes, or frantically wants to believe, that he's really a furry."
* '''The DASY''': "This is the cousin to the HAFSY I described in the first list. The DASY ("Did Art; See Ya!") appears on FA and begins to post art that people love. Maybe he's really good; maybe he depicts a particular fetish really well. He quickly gains a strong following of fans, and they respect him and eagerly await his next upload. And then...he leaves as suddenly as he came, flushing his work down a black hole while mumbling some bullshit about his "evolving tastes" or whatever."
* '''The Guilty As Fuck-er''': "These poor bastards wallow in self-loathing and you suspect that on some twisted level, they're in love with their own guilt and misery. That's just wrong."
* '''The Fuwwy Twoo Wuv''': "The Fuwwy Twoo Wuv is the "cutesy" aspect of the fandom taken to hideous extremes, and it's made even worse by the fact that this type of relationship is almost always the least sincere."
* '''The [[Na'vi|Navi]]''': "Boring people often don't realize they're boring."
* '''The Sex Sandwich On Rye''': "The Law of Furry Relationships states: If Furry A likes Furry B and Furry B likes Furry C, then Furry A and Furry C loathe each other. What it doesn't mention is that Furry B is often the Sex Sandwich On Rye, a clueless and insufferable drip who wants everyone to get along and love each other in a big ol' sticky pile of goodwill and rainbow kitty ponies."
* '''The Gaymaleredfox''': "Our fandom is choked with these clone-stamped idiots, each one hiding behind a generic red fox fursona, each one watching and favoriting the same artists, each one displaying so little personality that [[Wikipedia:Jango Fett|Jango Fett]] would weep with envy."

A second expansion, the last in "the trilogy" will be posted some time in the future.<ref name="Second list"/>

==References==
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== External links ==

* [http://www.furaffinity.net/user/Felixpath/ Felixpath] on [[FurAffinity]]
* [https://inkbunny.net/Felixpath/ Felixpath] on [[InkBunny]]
* [http://us.vclart.net/vcl/Artists/Felixpath/ Felixpath] on [[VCL]]
* [http://yaoi.y-gallery.net/user/felixpath/ Felixpath] on [[Y!Gallery]]

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