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<p>65.11.67.140: </p> <hr /> <div>You can't stop me, kitty kat.</div>

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<p>65.11.67.140: </p> <hr /> <div>He's your life and religion, your fate and your hope.<br /> <br /> REPRESENT</div>

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<p>65.11.67.140: </p> <hr /> <div>(this is a rough translation from another language. Need editing help to brush it up.)<br /> <br /> '''Humans''' (also known as '''Homo Sapiens''') were created by God at the very end of His creationist project. As a result of last-minute rush to meet the seven-day deadline, the final product contained numerous flaws.<br /> <br /> Construction of Homo Sapiens is utterly primitive. His hands are good at screwing things up; his feet are used to get away with it. Reproductive functions of Homo Sapiens are performed by Chinese.<br /> <br /> Surprisingly, the largest internal organ of Homo Sapiens is his brain, despite the fact that its only function seem to be making his life harder. Even after many years of evolution, human brain remains just as large as one of [[Wikipedia:pithecanthropus|pithecanthropus]]. Anthropologists managed to teach Homo Sapiens to speak, but shortly afterwards realised they should better have not done that.<br /> <br /> Homo Sapiens can survive under a multitude of life threating factors; since there's not many of naturally occuring ones left, Homo Sapiens learned to create new ones himself. Homo Sapiens can devastate natural resources much faster and more throughly than any other species in the world.<br /> <br /> To eliminate Homo Sapiens that bug you, you can try using large doses of DDT; however, leaving Homo Sapiens to themselves for a couple of centuries has proven much more effective, since Homo Sapiens are natural enemies of Homo Sapiens. As many researches have indicated, Homo Sapiens are willing to kill each other over territory, ransom, believes, or just for the fun of it.<br /> <br /> (Translated from shender.ru)<br /> [[Category:Species]]<br /> <br /> <br /> Holy shit this is scary!</div>

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