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Nigger, nigger
Tellin' lies
Black face and bloodshot eyes
Crooked toes and crooked nose
That's the way a nigger goes
(That's how he goes)

They're marching for equality
They'll never be as good as me
We won't let them integrate
We must only segragate
(Keep 'em in their places)

Nigger, nigger
Tellin' lies
Black face and bloodshot eyes
Crooked toes and crooked nose
That's the way a nigger goes

Oh, Martin Luther's got to go
That's one thing that we all know
We'll take him ridin' on a rail
And lock him in the county jail

Niggers want to change our ways
But taxes they won't ever pay
Monkey lips and kinky hair
Living off that old welfare
(Got their handout)

They might as well give up the fight
No federal judge can make them white
The job is up to you and me
Let's beat the NAACP
(Move 'em north)

Nigger, nigger
Tellin' lies
Black face and bloodshot eyes
Crooked toes and crooked nose
That's the way a nigger goes

I have an fetish which makes me want to fuck disabled people, it could range from a grandma in a wheelchair to a mentally disabled girl, let me explain, I got this fetish when I went to school one day, I saw a disabled girl pull her pants down and show her preteen pussy, unaware of what the consequences were for that, as she thought it was funny, she has a speech inpediment so she also couldn't talk right, when she tried to "explain" herself everyone laughed at her, seeing her as retarded, as a child, I didn't know what to nor even what those sayings met, but for some reason, I got hard, I laughed at her because I was one of the popular kids in school who was the type of person to be an attention-grabber, but on the inside I felt pity for the special ed girl. Never saw her again because her parents transferred her to another school. After school, I reflected on what happened and searched up what retarded means, I was a bit pissed at myself knowing what I could've done to that girl if we was alone, I could've easily manipulated her to be another girlfriend, but this time, permanent, I don't know how I was going to accomplish that, but I wanted her back, the only problem is that I couldn't do anything about her transferring schools, what am I supposed to do? Ask her parents to not release her? Can't go outside. Tell the teacher that I want her to stay? Why would he trust someone like me, an arrogant kid, who doesn't focus on his work most of the time and instead talks to his friends. Even if I wanted to, I couldn't do anything. I was disappointed that who I thought would be the love of my life is now gone forever. Now as an adult, when I look back on my past, I wish I could've befriended her so I could take advantage of her, make her my bitch so she can do whatever I say. As an adult, I can't do the things I could've done back then, sure, I could hire strippers, but I don't want dick-loving hoes with an STD, sucking and fucking my dick. So I thought of some plans, either I could go to an adoption center, find a disabled child that nobody cares about and raise them. Go somewhere where parents would ask people to raise their disabled child and apply for it. I mean, what's the child gonna do? Talk? They can't do shit when I threaten to break their legs. I could go try and go experiment with senile old people, they can barely speak, walk, or see, I could lead them to my house where I could do all sorts of things with them, they can't fight back, their bones are as brittle as dust, they can't do anything against me. After all, they'll soon turn into ashes anyway, might as well ramp up their life and have one last final experience before they finally go. I chose senile old people, as I see fit, since they're the most forgettable, the most vulnerable, nobody would care about their screams, I decided to kindnap an old women I found walking all alone on the street at night, putting my hand over her mouth, I snickered with laughter as they tried to resist, but it was all inevitable that she would raped, by my big black cock. I dragged her into my trunk where I closed her her in there. Nobody suspected a thing. Once I got to my house, I made sure I was careful while letting her out, as I don't to ruin this pleasurable moment I will have. All. To. Myself. If she dies either im fucking her, or of a panic attack, I will keep using her body as a fleshlight for a few days and then put her down, finally letting her rest deep inside the ground. After I've done that I will buy a vase as an atrocious, cold reminder of what I have done to an once innocent old woman. I dragged her in my basement, where I made sure to put soundproof walls because I've always knew what I would eventually become. I ripped her clothes off and we started with my favorite position, missionary, I tied her up and laid her on my desk with a gag in her mouth just to increase the kinkiness of this situation. She kept flailing begging to not put my big black cock inside dry, wrinkly pussy, but despite her continuing cries I decided to anyways, she screamed in pain and then started moaning. Long story short, I kept pounding her once dry pussy till' it was nice and wet, I came 4 times but I still kept going, I don't ever want this dream to end. Sadly, she eventually died when to blow my 7th load, so I did what I has to do, I sliced her up, grabbed and trash bag and my shovel, went to my backyard where no eyes were present and dug her into the ground, where she rests to this day.

== Niggers in the White House. ==
== (Six Months Hence, Probably.)
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== Sedalia Sentinel.
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== Things at the White House
Looking mighty curious,
Niggers running everywhere,
White people furious
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== Niggers on the front porch.
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== Niggers on the gable,
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== Niggers in the dining room,
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== Niggers at the table.
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== Niggers in the siting room
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== Making all the talk,
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== Niggers in the ball room,
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== Doing cake walk.
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Niggers in the east room
Makes a mighty throng.
Niggers in the music room
Singing a coon song.

Niggers in the hallway
Taking off their wraps,
Niggers in the billiard room
Shooting game of craps.

Niggers in the store room
Packing 'way their plunder,
Niggers in the bed room
Snoring like thunder.

Not a room in the White House
Without niggers many,
Baby in the nursery
A nigger pickaninny.

Nigger on the stairway
With very much satiety,
Nigger in the blue room
Assembled for society.

Niggers in the front porch,
Niggers in the back.
Niggers come in omnibus
And niggers come in hacks.

[*19201*]

On they go to Washington
With a mighty rush,
Forty thousand niggers
Getting in the push.

There is trouble in the White House
More than you can tell;
Yelling like wild men,
Niggers raising hell.

I see a way to settle it
Just as clear as water,
Let Mr. Booker Washington
Marry Teddy's daughter.

Or, if this does not overflow
Teddy's cup of joy,
Then let miss Dinah Washington
Marry Teddy's boy.

But everything is settled,
Roosevelt is dead;
Niggers in the White House
Cut off Teddy's head.

I'm an alabama nigger
I'm an Alabama Nigger and I wanna be free
Hell with the N double A C P

I dont drink
I dont cuss
I wanna ride on the front of the bus

I wanna eat where the white folks eat
cause I'm white on the bottom of my feet.

I'm an Alabama Nigger and I wanna be free
Hell with the N double A C P

We dont screw like the white folks do
we just screw til we get through

I'm an Alabama Nigger and I wanna be free
Hell with the N double A C P

I wanna be white more and more
so i can bitch at the nigger next door

I'm an Alabama Nigger and I wanna be free
Hell with the N double A C P

I'm glad this tune came along
we done wore out one nigger song.

I'm an Alabama Nigger and I wanna be free
Hell with the N double A C P

I wanna be white dont you understand
so I can play in a trashy white band

I'm an Alabama Nigger and I wanna be free
Hell with the N double A C P

I'm an Alabama Nigger and I wanna be free
Hell with the N double A C P
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== I AM NOT JOKING ==

In [[Foxish|Foxish language]], yiff initially meant "yes!" or an enthused "hello!". Later, "yiff" was assigned a more sexual connotation, a meaning that had previously been assigned to '''yipp''' (a coarse form of '''yip''').{{fact}} This was compounded by several fox characters{{who}} on [[Furry MUCK]] who were spreading a very sexual reputation for the species at about the same time as this came into common usage.

== I LOVE ==

* As a [[furspeak]] or furry version for the English profanity word, [[W:Fuck You|Fuck]] ("Ah, yiff that!" or "Yiff You!").
* To express happiness, success, or feeling ("Yiffy").
* To describe [[erotic]], sexual, or [[pornographic]] anthropomorphic media (noun).
* As a descriptive [[W:acronym|acronym]] ('''YIFF''' or '''Y. I. F. F.''' - "Young Incredibly Fuckable Furry").{{fact}}

=== NIGGERS ===

'''Yiffing''' is a term for [[wikipedia:sexual intercourse|sexual intercourse]] between furs.

==== Froot is a faggot ====

The exact time the term "yiffing" was coined is disputed.{{who}} The most popular etymology stems from the 1980s,{{fact}} citing that "yiff" was the sound [[foxes]] make while mating.{{fact}}

==== Fuck wybois ====

Yiffing comes with its own set of sexual euphemisms, in addition to many of the same slang terms used in human sex. For example, a popular term for male [[masturbation]] is "'''pawing off'''" ("'''clopping'''" within the ''[[My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic]]'' fandom, specially by [[brony|bronies]]).<ref>[http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/wingboner-clopping Description of ''Clopping''] on Knowyourmeme.com (Retrieved ?)</ref>.

== See also ==

* [[Wikipedia:Yiff|Yiff]] on Wikipedia
* [[Wiktionary:yiff|yiff]], [[Wiktionary:yiffy|yiffy]], [[Wiktionary:yiffs|yiffs]], and [[Wiktionary:yiffing|yiffing]] on the [[W:Wiktionary|Wiktionary]]
* [[The Yiffy Guide to Safer Sex]]
* [[Yiff in Hell, furfags]]

==References==
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'''[[WikiFur:Did you know?#01 Septembert|Did you know?]]''' The earliest known recorded use of the word "Yiff" is in [[Wikipedia:Thomas Malory|Sir Thomas Malory]]'s 1485 epic, [http://www.angelfire.com/ok2/ordinal/Morte.txt ''Le Morte d'Arthur''], which was the [[Wikipedia:Middle_English_language|Middle English]] equivalent to the modern day conjunction, "'''[[Wiktionary:if|If]]'''."

== External links ==

* [http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=yiff ''Yiff''] on the [http://www.urbandictionary.com/ Urban Dictionary]
* [http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/yiff ''Yiff''] on [http://knowyourmeme.com/ Knowyourmeme.com]
* [http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=yiffing ''Yiffing''] on the Urban Dictionary
* [http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/yiffing ''Yiffing''] on Knowyourmeme.com

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