The Raccoon Song

The Raccoon Song is a song written by John Swartzwelder (best known for his work as a writer for The Simpsons) and originally performed by Jan Hobson and Her Bad Review.

The song is a favorite among many furry fans, and several versions and remixes are in circulation. It is often used for the closing act in the Midwest FurFest's Furry Variety Show.

Lyrics
Eating all the crud down at the dump I'm a raccoon!

Breaking into homes and stealing all the stuff I'm a raccoon!

Wearing my mask - YAY! Looking like a bear (yay) Wearing my mask and looking like a bear I'm a raccoon!

Washing some fish and washing some fish I'm a raccoon!

Operating at night and getting bit by dogs I'm a raccoon!

Wearing my mask - YAY! Looking like a bear (yay) Wearing my mask and looking like a bear I'm a raccoon!

With my Davy Crockett cap and my coon skin coat I'm a raccoon!

Don't trust me with your favorite stuff I'm a raccoon!

Wearing my mask - YAY! Looking like a bear (yay) Wearing my mask and looking like a bear I'm a raccoo-oon! YAYYY! (It's the Raccoon Song. Yay.)