User:Mitch

Mitch is the webmaster of Crush! Yiff! Destroy!. He has never been a member of Something Awful or Portal of Evil under the names "Zoot the Cat", "Mikey the Cat" or any other feline-related handles. Also, he does not really look like Uncle Kage.

Mitch enjoys cats, sunsets, Italian motorcycles, and talking about himself in the third person.