User:Mutley

mutley |ˌmʊtli| adjective ( mutlier, mutliest)

Mutley is a delicious snack, high in fibre, anti-caking agent and calciferous by-products. Its highly recognisable packaging and obscenely catchy advertising jingle have consistently led to several overtly premature expressions of delight.

Likened to a tastier fromage blanc of Cheezgasm-O's, the cheese-flavoured creamy cheese niblets, it is unlikely that the comparison actually bears up under any scrutiny at all.

Various iterations of previous artwork can be found here. A slanderous account of the manufacturer can be accessed here.

Let your tastebuds decide.