User:Broken Collie

Broken Collie (Born: July 5th, 1999)

Biography: Born on the planet Glaucamon, he was forced into another dimension shortly after birth because his mother slipped on a banana peel. She was deemed unworthy to be a mother by the People's Democratic Republic of Glaucamon and was executed by injection of orange juice. Meanwhile Broken floated around in space until Election Day 2000, where things became so fucked up in the United States that he was sent to the country to kill everyone in it. However, this objective was later changed to kill everyone on Planet Earth. He would succeed at first. Becoming a communist dictator in West Canada in the mid-2000s before the people overthrew him because he lied about his math grades. Broken really received an F in math when propaganda said he got at least a D-.He would spend much of the next decade on a deserted island where he resorted to autocannibalism. As a result, he no longer had a penis. It has since grown back. He would eventually escape the island using the ingenious tactic of building a boat. He would end up getting rescued by the Titanic II. Broken would end up falling in love with some dude named Joe. Joe turned out to be a Neo-Nazi so Broken threw him off the ship, much to the horror of everyone on board. Because of this, Broken was required to swim to California. As soon as he got there he caught a cab to a hotel. But he was forced to walk there after the San Fransico bridge collapsed, killing everyone on the bridge except for him. At the hotel, he discovered that a furry convention was going on there. It was there where he found a home, with those who hate the human race as much as he does.