User:BlueWalrus

BlueWalrus, or better known as(supposedly)Conrad Stephens, is a semi-accomplished writer. Typically portrayed as a blue walrus, hence the persona, he makes it a habit to go about dishing out erotica like some sort of rude and perverted santa man. Always willing to take suggestions for fanfics or lemons, he limits himself to a mere few taboos, most for sanity reasons.