User:Jettris

You've reached Jettris's user page. ( Thank you captain obvious! )

No one here but us links, and no one there but Jettris. ( and maybe a few friends, but only on days that end in y )

Furaffinity

deviantArt

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YouTube

For whatever CRAZY reason you cannot reach Jettris at any of the given links, you may email him at jettris AT gmail DOT com.

Spammers will be subject to appropriate punishment not limited to the following ;

a) Being beaten with a can of hot spam.

b) Having a pack of hungry ferrets sent to eat off your toes.

c) Pushing you down an escalator to watch gravities extended effect take hold.

Please do not spam me as I hate having to go to those above extremes. Try reaching me first at the linked sites.