User talk:Killosk

Arilin is the owner of the popular FurryMUCK hangout, The Giants Club. Little is known of this reclusive white, eighty foot tall cat, but there are some interesting facts one might like to know about Arilin.

Arilin once pushed the Titantic through the Panama canal with only her pinky toe.

Arilin is actually a cyborg. Deep inside of Arilin's chest, her metal exo-skeleton is controlled by a small, hyper-intelligent sea slug.

Arilin, upon hearing a young squirrel admit his feelings to her, told said squirrel to "Shove it," and proceeded to hold the squirrel down while she dumped wet cement on him.

Arilin has actually not written a single one of the stories on her Macrophile.com webpage. She has stolen every single one of her stories from barely-updated humor site,. The owner of HorriblePeople claims he is fully planning to take Arilin to court over this massive copyright infringement.

Arilin is cute.