List of 2 Sense episodes

2 Sense is an internet radio show hosted by 2|2 the Ranting Gryphon, which was broadcast on the Rant Radio web station for a time, until being moved to ustream in 2010.The show revolves around the week's news, 2's politics, and the furry fandom. Further information can be found at 2 Sense.

Show #1
Date: May 13, 2003
 * Tagline: What the Hell is 2 Sense?
 * Co-host: Jakebe (“my Negro co-host”)
 * Outro: “Remember, when life fucks you up the ass, just enjoy it.”

Furry News World News Extra Content
 * Man killed by elephant and mauled by leopard
 * Furry convention on “The Man Show”
 * Australian dedicated memorial for animals involved in wartime effort
 * Advertisement for Pounced.org (furry personals site)
 * Man takes four horses to car wash
 * New Hampshire’s “Old Man of the Mountain” crumbles down
 * Principal tries to thwart high school “hazing” ritual
 * US officials “stunned” at looting of Iraqi museums
 * Bus driver slaps disabled boy
 * US Health Czar warns American fast food joints to shape up
 * Funny Religious Bumper Stickers

Show #2
Date: June 1, 2003 (the birth of “Witchychicky”)
 * Tagline: Unusually Submissive
 * Co-host: Jakebe (“my unusually-submissive co-host”)
 * Outro: “Remember, don’t take any wooden penises.”

Furry News World News Extra Content
 * Horses fly First Class aboard Southwest Airlines
 * Polar bear attacks submarine
 * Bugs Bunny to warn about land mines in Cambodia
 * Stainless steel toilets for dogs installed in Vienna
 * No condoms for inmates in Swaziland
 * Lawsuit seeks ban on Oreo cookies
 * Student killed in crash of experimental car
 * US general labeled as “war criminal”
 * Hidden camera aboard cruise ship causes terrorist scare
 * Funny Church Bulletins

Show #3
Date: June 15, 2003
 * Tagline: My Balls Ache for Children
 * Co-host: Jakebe (“my environmentally-friendly co-host”)
 * Outro: “Take care…and stuff…”

Furry News World News
 * Australian law bans eating ones pets
 * TV show for cats set to debut on Oxygen network
 * Horse wins again in annual race against man
 * Wild crows under attack in Lithuania
 * Pennsylvania sanctuary saves cows from slaughter
 * Food fight lands high school students in hot water
 * Three people sentenced and fined for having sex in a Long Island train
 * Bush takes fence-mending trip in Middle East and Europe
 * Small-town reporter plagiarizes Roger Ebert
 * Colin Powell defends Iraq War
 * Nebraska man locks wife in house for two years

Show #4
Date: June 29, 2003
 * Tagline: If You Suck Horses, Jesus Will Hate You
 * Co-host: Jakebe (“my absolutely filthy co-host”)
 * Outro: “Take care and thanks for listening.”

World News Furry News
 * Roman Catholic bishop faces charges of leaving the scene of a fatal hit-and-run
 * Teen murdered by friends with hammers and hatchets
 * Southern Baptist Convention converts gays through Christ
 * Woman hits homeless man with car and drives home with him stuck on
 * Critics question Bush’s motives in Iraq
 * Virgin Mary found on office building windows
 * Bush signs national “Do-Not-Call List” into law
 * Turtle that breathes through its ass discovered in Australia
 * Seven-year-old Indian girl weds dog
 * US Department of Defense develops working Chicken Cannon
 * Thai-Buddhist temple overrun with homeless cats
 * Oklahoma dog learns to walk upright

Show #5
Date: July 13, 2003
 * Tagline: Electrical Tape Looks Good on a Baby
 * Co-host: Jakebe (“my oppressed black co-host”)
 * Outro: “We’ll see you in two weeks.”

World News Furry News
 * Tennessee middle school films students undressing in locker rooms
 * Man hit by train after repeatedly rolling across tracks in motorized scooter
 * Singapore’s Environment Minister awards five-star rating to public washroom
 * Bush salutes efforts of American military on Independence Day
 * Australian Christian school bans newest Harry Potter novel
 * Man goes on deadly shooting rampage at a Lockheed-Martin plant
 * Professional baseball player hits sausage mascot with bat
 * California bus driver thwarts government efforts with vitamin K pellets
 * Canadian researchers claim Stonehenge is a massive female fertility symbol
 * Uniquely-named horse “Big Tits” to race in Britain
 * Injured dog finds own way to hospital
 * Russian police deploy cat to sniff out contraband fish
 * Experimental sheep food contains nitrogen and gun propellants

Show #6
Date: July 27, 2003 (the last bi-weekly show)
 * Tagline: Why Not Eat Placenta?
 * Co-host: Jakebe (“my unusually-dressed co-host”)
 * Outro: “If the cock is too big for your mouth, whatever you do, don’t spit it out.”

World News Furry News Extra Content
 * Police and citizens brawl over bag of fajitas, leads to grand jury indictment
 * Camp counselors force young campers to fight, charge kids admission and betting
 * Man sentenced for attempting to sell own kidney on Internet
 * Kansas is officially deemed flatter than a pancake
 * Elephants in New Delhi begin to wear reflectors to avoid being hit by cars
 * Priest sued for proclaiming dead man will go “straight to hell” during funeral
 * Kazakh mother kept daughter’s mummified corpse for three years
 * Texans protest mural of nude Eve
 * Purple polar bear draws crowds at an Argentinean zoo
 * US to be invaded by British rubber ducks
 * Otters at Portsmouth Blue Reef Aquarium are treated to fish lollipops
 * Brazilian farmers successfully breed three-foot chicken
 * 2’s Favourite Bushisms

Show #7
Date: August 3, 2003
 * Tagline: I Will Sell You Ass-Candy
 * Co-host: Jakebe (no specific adjective)
 * Outro: (Jakebe) “Take care of everyone and each other.” 
 * (2) “Well, that was boring.”

World News Furry News
 * Pentagon to set up stock-market-style system of investing in terrorist attacks
 * Indiana animal-rights activist legally changes her name to “GoVeg.com”
 * Bush opposes extending marriage rights to homosexuals
 * Malaysian Muslim men can divorce their wives through SMS text messages
 * Officials suspect radical environmentalists behind apartment arson
 * Pizza products without tomato sauce, cheese, or crust can still be sold as pizza
 * Moscow’s polar bears get summer snow
 * German martins damage car engines
 * Wild horses in Kazakhstan are reintroduced into wild after near-extinction
 * Dog in Australia walks to and from bus stop, looking for dead owner

Show #8
Date: August 10, 2003
 * Tagline: Munch on my Man-Meat
 * Co-host: Jakebe (“my co-host, J-Bird”)
 * Outro: “Remember, you’re gay!”

World News Furry News
 * 40-year-old Vatican document told churches to keep sexual misconduct hidden
 * Ford and Bridgestone not liable for murder “caused” by flat tire
 * Three dead babies found in inherited trunk in Michigan
 * Man pleads not guilty after hitting a group of 14 bicyclists with his car
 * Teen accused of running over a jogger in hopes of having sex with her corpse
 * Woman accused of breastfeeding while driving, found not guilty
 * Researchers help fat felines with the “battle of the bulge”
 * First clone horse unveiled in Italy
 * UK’s “bird whisperer” starts National Parrot Sanctuary
 * Rats to find mines in Africa
 * “Miracle Dog” survives trip to gas chamber

Show #9
Date: August 17, 2003
 * Tagline: God Has a Very Large Penis
 * Co-host: Jakebe (“my lovable co-host…J-Bird”)
 * Outro: “Remember, if you’re going to give head, do it well.”

World News Furry News
 * Four teenagers charged with assaulting homeless men with stun guns
 * Japanese researchers to search Nepalese mountains for the legendary Yeti
 * Chinese scientists create human-rabbit hybrid embryos
 * Woman kills son with methamphetamine-tainted breast milk
 * 91-year-old man arrested, accused of robbing a Texas bank
 * Chinese scientists create human-rabbit hybrid embryos (copy of 2’s article)
 * Australian camels to star in an opera in South Korea
 * Comparison on genome shows humans are closer to rats than cats

Show #10
Date: August 24, 2003
 * Tagline: Have a Very Large Woman-Slave
 * Co-host: Jakebe (“my despicable co-host”)
 * Outro: (Jakebe) “Have a great…taco.”

World News Furry News Extra Content
 * Alabama Chief Justice fights to keep Ten Commandments in State Judicial Building
 * Dean of Egyptian university sues “all the Jews of the world”
 * Marine shoots himself in the shoulder to avoid being shipped to Hawaii
 * New York inmate smuggles semen out of prison to impregnate his wife
 * Retired New Jersey judge arrested for possession of child pornography
 * Arson destroys dozens of SUVs in warehouse
 * Melbourne foxes have stolen masses amounts of shoes
 * 10-ton whale leaps into yacht, next Moby Dick?
 * Dial-A-Dolphin concept unveiled in Ireland
 * Scientists finally acknowledge animal emotions
 * Records that President Bush has Broken

Show #11
Date: August 31, 2003
 * Tagline: I Have a Vast Man-Cunt
 * Co-host: Jakebe (“and this dumbass, J-Bird”)
 * Outro: “Don’t be givin’ no [?] no blowjobs.”

World News Furry News
 * Autistic boy dies during church’s “healing” ritual
 * Convicted child sex offender and former priest strangled in prison by fellow inmate
 * 9/11 victims’ remains will be interred until science can officially identify them
 * Man eats a hamburger in every one of Kansas’ 105 counties
 * American surgeon projects that wings and tails can attached to humans in five years
 * Monkey mascot elected mayor of English town
 * Thousands of minks rounded up after being set free by an animal liberation group
 * Lion’s roar terrorizes German town

Show #12
Date: September 7, 2003
 * Tagline: The Scent of Penis is a Fancy Thing
 * Co-host: Jakebe (no specific adjective)
 * Outro: “Remember, don’t ‘gwas’ the wrong ‘idam’.”

World News Furry News
 * Bronze statue of panther represents Paganism, Texan protestors say
 * Johnny Depp calls US a “stupid, aggressive puppy”
 * Accident on Disneyland roller coaster kills one, injures 10
 * Smuckers is sued for false advertising over fruit percentages in jelly
 * Presbyterian minister who kills abortion doctor is executed
 * Nine-month-old girl strangled to death by own child seat
 * “Bow-lingual” dog translator interprets canine noises to English
 * ‘Finding Nemo’ passes ‘Lion King’ as top-selling Disney film of all-time
 * Girl’s pony lives with her in apartment
 * Crows in Tokyo shun healthy foods in favour of rich ones

Show #13
Date: September 14, 2003
 * Tagline: I Have Fourteen Penises in my Mouth
 * Co-host: Jakebe (“my naked co-host”)
 * Outro: (Jakebe) “Take care of yourselves and each other.”
 * (2) “You’re a dork!”

World News Furry News
 * Librarian action figure causes protests
 * Overweight Americans are overfeeding their pets, too
 * Makers of “Slip-n-Slide” due makers of “Dickie Roberts” for painful scene
 * Former boot camp officer gives probationer a “swirlie”
 * Man keeps dead wife and 10 cats in freezer for six years
 * Dalai Lama urges people to “be religious” and “choose a faith”
 * Furries to be featured on upcoming CSI episode
 * “Horse bomb” hits market in Columbia
 * Recent study shows birds divorce
 * Myth about a duck’s echoless quack debunked

Show #14
Date: September 28, 2003
 * Tagline: Could You Slap My Thighs and Call Me Jennifer?
 * Co-host: Jakebe (“my co-host, as always”)
 * Outro: “Remember, don’t fall on the wrong guy.”

World News Furry News
 * Bush television interview ranks last among six major news networks
 * Owners of the Dewey Decimal System sue library-themed hotel for infringement
 * British superhero, Anglegrinderman, unclamps illegally-parked cars
 * US urged to renew positive relationship with France
 * Two buses of immigration activists stopped at border
 * Man uses duct tape for bear attack wounds
 * Pet kangaroo saves master by barking
 * Albino gorilla in Spanish zoo dying of skin cancer

Show #15
Date: October 5, 2003 (the first Badass of the Week)
 * Tagline: Children Have Cleaner Vaginas
 * Co-host: Jakebe (“my co-host, as always”)
 * Outro: “We’ll see you next week, folks – make fuckin’ corn.”

World News Badass of the Week Furry News Extra Content
 * Bush claims “world is better off” after no weapons are found in Iraq
 * Rhode Island’s ‘Mr. Potato Head’ statue stolen
 * Results of worldwide “happiness” survey unveiled
 * Roy of “Siegfried and Roy” mauled by seven-year-old white tiger
 * Man steals back his own stolen truck
 * 300-pound orangutan corners zoo worker for a hug
 * Chipmunk hitches ride from Utah to California
 * 2003 Ursa Major Awards nominee list disclosed
 * Interesting Animal Group Names
 * Human Stereotype Group Names

Show #16
Date: October 12, 2003 (first ‘Dumb Laws’ episode)
 * Tagline: Camel Semen Does Not Taste Pleasant
 * Co-host: Jakebe (“my co-host, the ‘boyd’”)
 * Outro: “Remember, don’t believe Ms. Cleo’s balls.”

Dumb Laws World News Badass of the Week Furry News
 * Alabama
 * Anti-gay preacher Fred Phelps to erect monument to Matthew Shepherd
 * Nokia blames counterfeit batteries for causing phones to explode
 * Black activists outraged over new board game “Ghettopoly”
 * Maryland’s First Lady says she wishes to “kill Britney Spears”
 * American Indian groups to protest Columbus Day parades
 * Man beats heroin dealer with own son’s wooden prosthetic leg
 * Author/bear enthusiast eaten by brown bears
 * African lions may be put on threatened species list
 * Hindu priests marry animals to promote world peace

Show #17
Date: October 19, 2003
 * Tagline: Let’s Fuck an Entire Religion Today
 * Co-host: Jakebe (no specific adjective)
 * Guest: General (Admiral) Flying Fox
 * Outro: (Flying Fox) “I’m going somewhere else to drink!”

Dumb Laws World News Badass of the Week Furry News
 * Alaska
 * Ten people killed, 34 injured in Staten Island ferry crash
 * Bush administration to allow killing, capturing, or importing of endangered animals
 * PETA wants meat and cheese to be added to addictive substances list
 * Man drags 86-year-old woman with his car when she wouldn’t let go of her purse
 * China celebrates first manned space flight
 * German man teaches dog, Adolf, to give a Hitler salute
 * Monkey control robotic arm with brain implants
 * Dolphins and whales sick from military exercises
 * Police nab vicious crow by getting it drunk
 * Rare cow with six legs a “sixy” beast

Show #18
Date: October 27, 2003
 * Tagline: Old People Make Good Elephant Dildos
 * Co-host: Jakebe (no specific adjective)
 * Outro: “Remember, if feces turns you on, you’re going to hell.”

Dumb Laws Assignment =World News Badass of the Week Furry News
 * Arizona
 * If you could kill one person and get off scot-free, who would you kill?
 * Spirit of Pres. Bush cursed, sealed in clay pot, and tossed into a river
 * University of Victoria in BC, Canada to host seminar titled “Bondage 101”
 * Scientists detect a coronal mass ejection
 * Woman gives birth only three hours after learning she was pregnant
 * Would-be robber with fake gun foiled by video store clerk with a real one
 * Black bear makes home in hickory tree in a residential neighbourhood
 * 12 exotic pet snakes confiscated from a New York apartment
 * Frontier Airlines has newly-painted animals on aircraft tails
 * Bristol zoo houses newly-born red panda cubs

Show #19
Date: November 2, 2003
 * Tagline: Handcuff s Aren’t Just for Old Women Anymore
 * Co-host: Jakebe (“my bird”)
 * Outro: (Jakebe) “Kill the Buddha.”

Dumb Laws Assignment World News S* eminar to teach postal workers to manage stress with blues harmonica music Badass of the Week Furry News Extra Content
 * Arkansas
 * If you could gain one superpower that was sex-related, what would you want it to be?
 * Bush proclaims October 26 – November 1 as “Protection from Pornography Week”
 * Sausage king Jimmie Dean and wife host yard sale
 * Podiatrist falsely bills footless and deceased patients for four years, made $600,000
 * [none]
 * Video of Japanese fisherman brutally killing trapped dolphins released
 * Former Canadian “Hinterland” commercials to reappear
 * Missouri swamped with ladybug invasion
 * The Worse Country/Western Song Titles

Show #20
Date: November 9, 2003
 * Tagline: Short People Have Nothing to Look Forward To
 * Co-host: Jakebe (no specific adjective)
 * Outro: (Jakebe) “If you see a gryphon parading around the streets, why don’t you give him a handjob?”
 * (2) “Yeah!”

Dumb Laws Assignment World News Badass of the Week Furry News
 * California
 * If you could take any deity that has ever been believed in at any point in history and make that god real, which one would it be?
 * Police conduct drug raid at a US high school
 * Man drops cell phone into toilet on train, gets arm stuck
 * Bush attributes economic upturn to own domestic policies
 * Newspaper reports new definition of “queer”
 * US army dismisses cowardice charge against national guardsman
 * Man dresses up as comic book character, lobbying for Father’s Rights
 * Canadian woman could face large fine for playing with a killer whale
 * Police dog drops chase, eats lots of candy
 * Australians stir over ancient tentacle erotica
 * Mountain lion kittens frozen to train track, saved by kind-hearted inspector

Show #21
Date: November 16, 2003
 * Tagline: Children Taste Like Happiness
 * Co-host: Jakebe (“…brimming with fat”)
 * Outro: “Take care of yourselves…dumbasses.”

Dumb Laws Assignment World News Badass of the Week Furry News
 * Colorado
 * What is your battle cry?
 * Rockstar Games (creators of GTA series) sued for $246 million
 * Marketing companies returning to door-to-door sales techniques
 * Nightclub serves sushi on nearly-naked women, causes controversy
 * Office buildings evacuated after eight-story long crack is found
 * America’s largest Hepatitis-A “outbreak” caused by restaurant after three people die
 * Church members plead ‘no contest’ to charges of “attempted” child abuse after one death
 * [none]
 * Crocodile catcher plans MacGyver-like trap
 * Wally World games planned at MFF
 * Quasi-religious cult using Internet to recruit teens to act as werewolves

Show #22
Date: December 7, 2003  (2-hour show: split into shows #22-1 and #22-2 on mirrors) 
 * Tagline: There is a Sticky Asshole Waiting for Everyone
 * Co-host: Jakebe (“He’s naked. He’s got the birdie butt. He’s Jakebe”)
 * Outro: “Take care of yourselves and…goodbye.”

Dumb Laws Assignment World News Badass of the Week Furry News Extra content
 * Connecticut
 * [none]
 * Bush visits Buckingham Palace, ruins gardens
 * California tech firm to cease using terms “master” and “slave” to describe products
 * Bullet fired in air during KKK rally comes back down and hits participant in head
 * NY bill proposed would set aside more restrooms for woman than for men
 * Wisconsin road named “6FU” to be renamed due to complaints
 * Shoplifter tries to escape with 117 cigarette packs in his pants
 * Man attempts to walk across Britain naked, get arrested
 * Pizza shop clerks fight off robber with pizza cutters
 * State-sponsored program in Alaska lets hunters shoot wolves from airplanes
 * Grey squirrels’ amnesia actually helps forests
 * Canadian TV show “The Raccoons” now available on DVD
 * Czech family claims to have a rabbit with three penises
 * Founder of modern studies into animal thinking and behaviour dies
 * First genetically-engineered pet fish created, aptly named the “Glowfish”
 * Frances celebrates birth of twin sea cows
 * World’s Shortest Books

Show #23
Date: December 14, 2003
 * Tagline: Why Not Have a Big Bucket of “Shut the Hell Up”?
 * Co-host: Jakebe (“my terrorist co-host”)
 * Outro: “Remember, if you can’t find the Arabs, just look a little harder.”

Dumb Laws Assignment World News Badass of the Week Furry News
 * Delaware
 * If you could sell your soul to Satan for one thing, what would it be?
 * Mother sues ex-husband to prevent him teaching polygamy to their daughter
 * Man impersonates police officer, pulls over off-duty cop
 * Man cries after finding out he cannot sue nightclub
 * Man complains after police officer repeatedly calls him “dude”
 * Company gives employees gift cards, then taxes employees for cost
 * [none]
 * Animals “react” to Saddam’s capture
 * Video captures canine seeking shelter in family’s car
 * Whale from “Free Willy” movies dies
 * Dog robs gas station

Show #24
Date: December 21, 2003
 * Tagline: If You Can’t Stop Whining, Then Go Do it in Heavy Traffic
 * Co-host: Jakebe (“my bird”)
 * Outro: (Jakebe) “Don’t burn any Yule logs.”

Dumb Laws Assignment World News Badass of the Week Furry News Extra Content
 * Florida
 * If Michael Jackson is found guilty [of child molestation], what should his sentence be?
 * Wife of dead hockey fan sues team for serving him alcohol at a game
 * Spanish bank robber shows identity card to teller he was robbing
 * Two-year-old survives on butter and water while father lays dead on couch
 * 30% of Iowa town is off-limits to sex-offenders
 * Former Holocaust victims now able to reunite with one another
 * Cursing at someone is a crime if obscenities can be considered “fighting words”
 * 70-year-old gas station attendant fights armed robber bare-handed and wins
 * Canadian equine advocate group attempts to save unwanted mares
 * Furries featured (positively) in a Houston newspaper
 * Taiwanese professor charged for posting bestiality link on university website
 * Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer spotted on sun
 * Strange Phobias

Show #25
Date: December 28, 2003
 * Tagline: Michael Jackson Just Likes it Tight
 * Co-host: Jakebe (“my friend”)
 * Outro: “Remember…blow me.”

Dumb Laws Assignment World News Badass of the Week Furry News
 * Georgia
 * Make your own cool phobia.
 * Catholics in Boston demand removal of PETA billboard depicting Virgin Mary
 * Howard Dean won’t find Bin Laden guilty before he has a chance for a real trial
 * 2-year-old runs into a pole on playground, parents seek monetary damages
 * Animal control officer charged with animal cruelty after botched euthanasia
 * Grand Theft Auto fanatic kills woman and (surprisingly) does not blame the game
 * Buddhist monk protests the abuses of human rights by setting himself on fire
 * “The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe” series announced
 * “Glowfish” officially on sale, but banned in England
 * Alf returns to television, gets own talk show

Show #26
Date: January 11, 2004
 * Tagline: Poison a Bunny Today
 * Co-host: Jakebe (“he’s here because he’s better now”)
 * Outro: “Avoid the tentacles, for God’s sake.”

Dumb Laws Assignment World News Badass of the Week Furry News
 * Hawaii
 * If you could be the boss of any mega-corporation, which one would it be?
 * Woman kills pregnant friend and steals fetus
 * Chicago regains title of America’s murder capital
 * Supporters of Saddam Hussein carried out attack on Baghdad restaurant
 * Teen pranksters hack into a Burger King drive-thru speaker and insult fat customers
 * Man claims cable TV got him addicted, threatens to sue cable company
 * Man proposes to woman at scene of motorcycle crash with handlebars still in stomach
 * White tiger bares sextuplets
 * Blue Horizon series available in paperback
 * Pet custody battles are on the rise
 * China plans to kill 10,000 civets due to SARS scare
 * Patent official vows never to approve “half-human monsters” or anything “immoral”

Show #27
Date: January 18, 2004
 * Tagline: Pregnant Women Should Die First
 * Co-host: Jakebe (“as usual, Jake-BIRD!”)
 * Outro: (Jakebe) “Don’t let ass pimples pop you on the back.”
 * (2) “Aw, I was gonna say that!”

Dumb Laws Assignment World News Badass of the Week Furry News
 * Idaho
 * Create a gibberish word the sounds like it means something nasty but doesn’t.
 * Create a euphemism for racial bitchiness.
 * “Dangerous” objects still allowed on airplanes
 * Philadelphia school district bans sale of soda in schools
 * Man returns computer box filled with potatoes back to store for free computer – twice
 * Two black women sue Southwest Airlines for “racist” rhyme
 * Wisconsin researcher discovers how to slice cheese with a laser
 * Man creates “Poison Incorporated” brand “Reaper” cigarettes
 * California couple has Guinness Record for most bunny items, open house as museum
 * Steve Irwin defends against claims of child cruelty after endangering daughter

Show #28
Date: January 25, 2004
 * Tagline: Do You Want to Sniff my Panties?
 * Co-host: Jakebe (“my chemically-altered co-host”)
 * Outro: “Remember…don’t get any 175-pound tumors.”

Dumb Laws Assignment World News Badass of the Week Furry News
 * [forgotten]
 * If the Jacksons had been a punk band, what would their name have been?
 * 6-year-old killed by exorcism
 * Students suspended for nominating white African for “African-American” award
 * Romanian doctors successfully remove 175-pound tumor from woman
 * Student jailed for joking about bomb to American airport police officer
 * Teen dies after copying stunt from “Jackass: The Movie”
 * Howard Dean screams after campaign speech
 * Dog lured out of mourning by cardboard cutout of best friend
 * Prehistoric landmark turned into car advertisement, removed by protestor
 * Creator of “Roger Rabbit” sues Disney
 * Elephant makes daring escape from zoo

Show #29
Date: February 1, 2004
 * Tagline: Dead Babies Smell like Victory
 * Co-host: Jakebe (“my very casually-dressed co-host”)
 * Outro: “Remember, don’t sue me!”

Dumb Laws Assignment World News Badass of the Week Furry News Extra Content
 * Illinois
 * If you could make a single law for the entire world which the penalty for breaking was death, what law would you make?
 * President Bush contends American invasion of Iraq has made the world safer
 * Black box recordings from planes used in 9/11 attacks released
 * Singer James Brown arrested for domestic violence against his wife
 * Spark from defibrillator lights woman on fire
 * Cell doors at Arkansas state prison accidentally unlocked for second time
 * Man throws cup of water at screaming baby on airplane
 * Fraternity hazing draws protests from animal rights activists
 * Dead whale explodes during transportation of corpse
 * 85-year-old woman leaves $36,000 to her bull terrier in her will
 * Sexual abuse to animals is on the rise
 * 2003 Stella Awards

Show #30
Date: February 8, 2004
 * Tagline: My Granny’s Penis is Gigantic
 * Co-host: Jakebe (“the same guy that’s been here since the beginning”)
 * Outro: (Jakebe)“Enjoy Valentine’s Day, people!”
 * (2) “Hey – that’s a good one!”

Dumb Laws Assignment World News Badass of the Week Furry News
 * Indiana
 * If you had a space ship, a time machine, and spray paint, what would you write on the moon for the astronauts to find?
 * Bush calls law allowing gay marriage “deeply troubling”
 * Infant born with second head and partially-formed brain, eyes, and lips
 * Texan accidentally strikes oil in toilets and sinks
 * San Francisco bill to force building officials to accommodate Feng Shui
 * 15-year-old leaps 20 stories to escape taunts from brother after losing a video game
 * British teen hacks US military weaponry in attempts to pirate media
 * Canadian film “Ginger Snaps” gets sequel
 * Therapy for stressed elephants on rise in India
 * Refuge for red squirrels opened