User talk:Schnookums

Hi Schnookums, Welcome to WikiFur! Thank you for registering an account - we look forward to working with you. Let us know if you need any help not already provided. If you would like help creating an article or just editing it, don't hesitate to consult the Furry Book of Style or just contact a curator. Have a nice day!.

By the way, Encyclopædia Dramatica reference links are not considered reliable back up sources for confirmation here, on Wikipedia, or any other Wiki. You may find an alternative source(s) to the link you tried to provide - Spirou 05:16, 19 May 2013 (EDT)

Breathe
Jumpy little fella, aintcha?. Inhale, now count to ten, exhale,... Better?. Take seven, you are a little high-strung =/ Spirou 06:12, 19 May 2013 (EDT)
 * And the use of the word "N*gger". That's not very proper. Very uncouth. Mind the usage in the future, please - Spirou 06:14, 19 May 2013 (EDT)
 * Oh, by the by. You are just taking a break from editing. You can still post missives if you wish, just mind your manners - Spirou 06:21, 19 May 2013 (EDT)

Focus
Stay on target - Spirou 07:58, 19 May 2013 (EDT)

So, tell me guv'nor...
When you are not being pwned on TF2, (rollback) burning your mum's long distance phone bill making crank take out orders or fake emergency calls because, "hey!, I'm so overseas, dude!" (rollback) or writing mollifying ED articles about people that have passed away ("Internet tough guy, durr") (rollback, delete), have you ever considered adulthood in your life?. Because this (rollback) behavior is not one you can showcase as one of "mature non-furfag integrity", lad.

(Delete, rollback) So far, I never seen any furs (dead or alive), act in such a derpie manner. Sorry, chap, I would take the most autistic furry member of this fandom with all his deficiencies that this, your (and rollback)... example of "most intelligent, sane, mentally logic fortitude and demeanor". Tl;dr, God save us if your actions here are future inklings of what type of individual you will become, bro.

Now, do you want me to ask Wikifur Conservator, and your fellow (and very capable and professional) EDitor Equivamp to tell you to tone it down? (well, she could tell me to "F' off", she is her own person, not Wikifur/ED relations officer, but I can still ask), or are you going to behave like a Human being? (rollback) - Spirou 10:21, 19 May 2013 (EDT)

EDitors
You know Equivamp is underage and that her dox have been published. And you still attempt to drag her into this? Talk about not having any standards.


 * Her brain is not "underage", and she is much more of a professional individual with a most intelligent head on her EDitor shoulders than you will ever become. Drag her into this?, gent, she is a Curator, which happens to be an ED EDitor, which happens to know you, which means I could ask her for some interWiki help dealing with Mr. "N*gger Standards" here. At the most she could ask you to tone down the "N" part - Spirou 10:54, 19 May 2013 (EDT)


 * Didn't think you would respond to that. A WikiFur admin directing a complete stranger's attention to a girl who is underage. No wonder people think furs are sick pedophiles.


 * Dude, I can only type and clean all of your "N*gger" posts so fast. And what is your fascination about her age.?. I bring her up for her possible mediation, you know, bro, via communications skills, which she is quite sharp about. Spirou 10:54, 19 May 2013 (EDT)


 * Holy shit! The admin protected that page. Whatever shall I do? So anything else you wish to discuss about this underage girl? Bob?


 * Dude, you are the one just seeing her as a piece of underage meat instead of a fellow EDitor with a brain. Spirou 10:54, 19 May 2013 (EDT)


 * As I stated, furs don't have standards. Nice attempt at justification. Maybe if you admit that wasn't such a bright idea I will go away.


 * Chap, you are in enough deep karma doodoo to try to play the "intelligent, placating card" now. Don't know what or why, but just mentioning her as a possible mediator in this mess reeeeally made you jump and freeze in place. Seems she did her Wiki Curator job by not even being here. And guess who exploited her "underage" status first, jonesy? (good, give yourself a cigar) - Spirou 11:25, 19 May 2013 (EDT)

Sorry about that. Also nice assumptions you're making. You provided enough information that I'm sure Google could fill in the rest. In fact at least do me a favor and edit her name out of this discussion. Have some decency.


 * "Have some decency". Excuse the F' outta me?. First, she is a grown person, I'm quite sure she can take care of herself if she has to juggle Wikifur/ED duty, so don't treat her like she is going to fall apart by name mention (trust me, she is all over Wikifur as Equivamp when doing her job), two, I brought her up since I know she is an stablished EDitor, and one I considered that could bring some order reigning in a derpy, racist fellow EDitor. "Decency"?, I mentioned her for assist, you mentioned her as an "underage" excuse (thank God she is not Black. Your overused of the "N*gger" word would have been quite awkward then) - Spirou 11:25, 19 May 2013 (EDT)


 * Then let's do this. Give me (some information) about someone related to you IRL. Make sure they are a "grown person" who can "take care of herself." Deal?


 * (...) Seriously?. Compadre, go take a break. You have provided tonite a lot of people who probably don't care too much about you with way too much lulz ammo =P - Spirou 11:58, 19 May 2013 (EDT)

WTF?
...just happened tonight?. It all started with a post from you to me about a Second Life password (Augustus?), then GreenReaper and take-out, then an "come up and see me sometimes" ED link, then your N*gger linguistic parade and vandalism sideshow, ending with you coming to a complete halt and utterly freaking out because I mentioned a Wikifur/ED curator/editor's name.... Eh, can't say it gets borings around here - Spirou 11:58, 19 May 2013 (EDT)