The Raccoon Song
The Raccoon Song is a song written by John Swartzwelder (best known for his work as a writer for The Simpsons) and originally performed by Jan Hobson and Her Bad Review.
The song is a favorite among many furry fans, and several versions and remixes are in circulation. It is often used for the closing act in the Midwest FurFest's Furry Variety Show.
Lyrics[edit]
Eating all the crud down at the dump
I'm a raccoon!
Breaking into homes and stealing all the stuff
I'm a raccoon!
Wearing my mask - YAY!
Looking like a bear (yay)
Wearing my mask and looking like a bear
I'm a raccoon!
Washing some fish and washing some fish
I'm a raccoon!
Operating at night and getting bit by dogs
I'm a raccoon!
Wearing my mask - YAY!
Looking like a bear (yay)
Wearing my mask and looking like a bear
I'm a raccoon!
With my Davy Crockett cap and my coon skin coat
I'm a raccoon!
Don't trust me with your favorite stuff
I'm a raccoon!
Wearing my mask - YAY!
Looking like a bear (yay)
Wearing my mask and looking like a bear
I'm a raccoo-oon!
YAYYY!
(It's the Raccoon Song. Yay.)