The Raccoon Song

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The Raccoon Song is a song written by John Swartzwelder (best known for his work as a writer for The Simpsons) and originally performed by Jan Hobson and Her Bad Review.

The song is a favorite among many furry fans, and several versions and remixes are in circulation. It is often used for the closing act in the Midwest FurFest's Furry Variety Show.

Lyrics[edit]

Eating all the crud down at the dump
I'm a raccoon!

Breaking into homes and stealing all the stuff
I'm a raccoon!

Wearing my mask - YAY!
Looking like a bear (yay)
Wearing my mask and looking like a bear
I'm a raccoon!

Washing some fish and washing some fish
I'm a raccoon!

Operating at night and getting bit by dogs
I'm a raccoon!

Wearing my mask - YAY!
Looking like a bear (yay)
Wearing my mask and looking like a bear
I'm a raccoon!

With my Davy Crockett cap and my coon skin coat
I'm a raccoon!

Don't trust me with your favorite stuff
I'm a raccoon!

Wearing my mask - YAY!
Looking like a bear (yay)
Wearing my mask and looking like a bear
I'm a raccoo-oon!
YAYYY!
(It's the Raccoon Song. Yay.)

External links[edit]

  • Lyrics to The Raccoon Song
  • [1] and [2] - Articles from "Mrs. Linklater's Guide to the Universe" discussing Swartzwelder and The Raccoon Song