JohnOfE (real name David Wright; born October 1, 1987) is a New Zealand furry who lives in Auckland. He has an obsession with the character Nobert Foster Beaver from the American animated television series The Angry Beavers.
 Norbert Beaver
Since January, 2004, JohnOfE has had "sexual attraction and great love" for the character Norbert Beaver, and keeps an archive of thousands of screencaps from the Angry Beavers series. He himself has drawn and coloured hundreds of sketches of Norbert, with which he adorns the walls of his home and office at work. However, he professes to "(not) have a passion for drawing or painting at all, the passion is for Norbert."
Finally, John has constructed a life-sized Nobert plush, which he has equipped with a Strategically-Placed Hole. This is John's primary outlet of sexual release; according to him, "Cartoons are my sexuality, human beings are not a part of the picture at all."
 Other obsessions
John has had similar obsessions with Brian Griffin from Family Guy, and The Dog from Footrot Flats. He spends time drawing them, and in some cases they, too, have been built as Fimo models or plush toys. John also sports a tattoo of The Dog on his right upper-arm.
John's obsession with The Dog (being a non-morphic dog), and an admitted tendency towards thoughts of bestiality, gave John the fear that he might cross the line from thoughts to acts. As a result, around mid-2010, he sought the help of a psychiatrist and underwent voluntary chemical castration through doses of cyproterone. In December 2010 he withdrew from the treatment due to undesirable side effects, namely depression. 
- ↑ 1.0 1.1 1.2 1.3 1.4 1.5 1.6 "The Norbert Beaver obsession." - article on JohnOfE.com. Revision dated August 12, 2010. Retrieved January 25, 2011
- ↑ JohnOfE's Basic Info on FurSpace. Retrieved January 25, 2011
- ↑ JohnOfE's biography on johnofe.com. Retrieved January 25, 2011
- ↑ "Norbert will be sticking around for a long time" - image on JohnOfE's Fur Affinity gallery. Dated October 31, 2007. Retrieved January 25, 2011
- ↑ "Footrot Flats DOG tattoo" - image on JohnOfE's Fur Affinity gallery. Dated June 5, 2010. Retrieved January 25, 2011
- johnofe.com (JohnOfE's personal website)
- Yellow fur tastes like accomplishment - JohnOfE on tumblr.com
- JohnOfE on Fur Affinity
- JohnOfE on deviantART
- JohnOfE on Inkbunny
- JohnOfE on YouTube
- JohnOfE An article about him on Encyclopedia Dramatica
- "The entire collection of papers written by David JohnOfE Wright about himself and Norbert Foster Beaver" on archive.org
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