|Author(s)||Cory Rydell and Grey Carter|
|Update schedule||Wednesdays and Saturdays|
|Launch date||May 19, 2010|
Critical Miss and furry
After spending three-quarters of the strip sorting one new student into Slytherin ("Jesus. Look at this kid's hair. That's asshole hair if I ever saw it."), the Hat is placed on the head of an overweight boy. The reader is shown the Hat's side of telepathic communication with the boy:
|Alright, porkchop. Let's get this over with.
So, uh... what do you do in your spare time?. What? What the hell is "yiffing"?
In the final panel, having found out what "yiffing" is, the Hat is aghast:
Aw, Jesus! Hufflepuff!
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