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2 Sense is an internet radio show hosted by 2 the Ranting Gryphon, which was broadcast on the Rant Radio web station for a time, until being moved to ustream in 2010.The show revolves around the week's news, 2's politics, and the furry fandom. Further information can be found at 2 Sense.

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Show #1[edit]

Date: May 13, 2003

Tagline: What the Hell is 2 Sense?
Co-host: Jakebe (“my Negro co-host”)
Outro: “Remember, when life fucks you up the ass, just enjoy it.”

Furry News

  • Man killed by elephant and mauled by leopard
  • Furry convention on “The Man Show”
  • Australian dedicated memorial for animals involved in wartime effort
  • Advertisement for Pounced.org (furry personals site)
  • Man takes four horses to car wash

World News

  • New Hampshire’s “Old Man of the Mountain” crumbles down
  • Principal tries to thwart high school “hazing” ritual
  • US officials “stunned” at looting of Iraqi museums
  • Bus driver slaps disabled boy
  • US Health Czar warns American fast food joints to shape up

Extra Content

  • Funny Religious Bumper Stickers


Show #2[edit]

Date: June 1, 2003 (the birth of “Witchychicky”)

Tagline: Unusually Submissive
Co-host: Jakebe (“my unusually-submissive co-host”)
Outro: “Remember, don’t take any wooden penises.”

Furry News

  • Horses fly First Class aboard Southwest Airlines
  • Polar bear attacks submarine
  • Bugs Bunny to warn about land mines in Cambodia
  • Stainless steel toilets for dogs installed in Vienna

World News

  • No condoms for inmates in Swaziland
  • Lawsuit seeks ban on Oreo cookies
  • Student killed in crash of experimental car
  • US general labeled as “war criminal”
  • Hidden camera aboard cruise ship causes terrorist scare

Extra Content

  • Funny Church Bulletins


Show #3[edit]

Date: June 15, 2003

Tagline: My Balls Ache for Children
Co-host: Jakebe (“my environmentally-friendly co-host”)
Outro: “Take care…and stuff…”

Furry News

  • Australian law bans eating ones pets
  • TV show for cats set to debut on Oxygen network
  • Horse wins again in annual race against man
  • Wild crows under attack in Lithuania
  • Pennsylvania sanctuary saves cows from slaughter

World News

  • Food fight lands high school students in hot water
  • Three people sentenced and fined for having sex in a Long Island train
  • Bush takes fence-mending trip in Middle East and Europe
  • Small-town reporter plagiarizes Roger Ebert
  • Colin Powell defends Iraq War
  • Nebraska man locks wife in house for two years


Show #4[edit]

Date: June 29, 2003

Tagline: If You Suck Horses, Jesus Will Hate You
Co-host: Jakebe (“my absolutely filthy co-host”)
Outro: “Take care and thanks for listening.”

World News

  • Roman Catholic bishop faces charges of leaving the scene of a fatal hit-and-run
  • Teen murdered by friends with hammers and hatchets
  • Southern Baptist Convention converts gays through Christ
  • Woman hits homeless man with car and drives home with him stuck on
  • Critics question Bush’s motives in Iraq
  • Virgin Mary found on office building windows
  • Bush signs national “Do-Not-Call List” into law

Furry News

  • Turtle that breathes through its ass discovered in Australia
  • Seven-year-old Indian girl weds dog
  • US Department of Defense develops working Chicken Cannon
  • Thai-Buddhist temple overrun with homeless cats
  • Oklahoma dog learns to walk upright


Show #5[edit]

Date: July 13, 2003

Tagline: Electrical Tape Looks Good on a Baby
Co-host: Jakebe (“my oppressed black co-host”)
Outro: “We’ll see you in two weeks.”

World News

  • Tennessee middle school films students undressing in locker rooms
  • Man hit by train after repeatedly rolling across tracks in motorized scooter
  • Singapore’s Environment Minister awards five-star rating to public washroom
  • Bush salutes efforts of American military on Independence Day
  • Australian Christian school bans newest Harry Potter novel
  • Man goes on deadly shooting rampage at a Lockheed-Martin plant
  • Professional baseball player hits sausage mascot with bat
  • California bus driver thwarts government efforts with vitamin K pellets
  • Canadian researchers claim Stonehenge is a massive female fertility symbol

Furry News

  • Uniquely-named horse “Big Tits” to race in Britain
  • Injured dog finds own way to hospital
  • Russian police deploy cat to sniff out contraband fish
  • Experimental sheep food contains nitrogen and gun propellants


Show #6[edit]

Date: July 27, 2003 (the last bi-weekly show)

Tagline: Why Not Eat Placenta?
Co-host: Jakebe (“my unusually-dressed co-host”)
Outro: “If the cock is too big for your mouth, whatever you do, don’t spit it out.”

World News

  • Police and citizens brawl over bag of fajitas, leads to grand jury indictment
  • Camp counselors force young campers to fight, charge kids admission and betting
  • Man sentenced for attempting to sell own kidney on Internet
  • Kansas is officially deemed flatter than a pancake
  • Elephants in New Delhi begin to wear reflectors to avoid being hit by cars
  • Priest sued for proclaiming dead man will go “straight to hell” during funeral
  • Kazakh mother kept daughter’s mummified corpse for three years
  • Texans protest mural of nude Eve

Furry News

  • Purple polar bear draws crowds at an Argentinean zoo
  • US to be invaded by British rubber ducks
  • Otters at Portsmouth Blue Reef Aquarium are treated to fish lollipops
  • Brazilian farmers successfully breed three-foot chicken

Extra Content

  • 2’s Favourite Bushisms


Show #7[edit]

Date: August 3, 2003

Tagline: I Will Sell You Ass-Candy
Co-host: Jakebe (no specific adjective)
Outro: (Jakebe) “Take care of everyone and each other.”
(2) “Well, that was boring.”

World News

  • Pentagon to set up stock-market-style system of investing in terrorist attacks
  • Indiana animal-rights activist legally changes her name to “GoVeg.com”
  • Bush opposes extending marriage rights to homosexuals
  • Malaysian Muslim men can divorce their wives through SMS text messages
  • Officials suspect radical environmentalists behind apartment arson
  • Pizza products without tomato sauce, cheese, or crust can still be sold as pizza

Furry News

  • Moscow’s polar bears get summer snow
  • German martins damage car engines
  • Wild horses in Kazakhstan are reintroduced into wild after near-extinction
  • Dog in Australia walks to and from bus stop, looking for dead owner


Show #8[edit]

Date: August 10, 2003

Tagline: Munch on my Man-Meat
Co-host: Jakebe (“my co-host, J-Bird”)
Outro: “Remember, you’re gay!”

World News

  • 40-year-old Vatican document told churches to keep sexual misconduct hidden
  • Ford and Bridgestone not liable for murder “caused” by flat tire
  • Three dead babies found in inherited trunk in Michigan
  • Man pleads not guilty after hitting a group of 14 bicyclists with his car
  • Teen accused of running over a jogger in hopes of having sex with her corpse
  • Woman accused of breastfeeding while driving, found not guilty

Furry News

  • Researchers help fat felines with the “battle of the bulge”
  • First clone horse unveiled in Italy
  • UK’s “bird whisperer” starts National Parrot Sanctuary
  • Rats to find mines in Africa
  • “Miracle Dog” survives trip to gas chamber


Show #9[edit]

Date: August 17, 2003

Tagline: God Has a Very Large Penis
Co-host: Jakebe (“my lovable co-host…J-Bird”)
Outro: “Remember, if you’re going to give head, do it well.”

World News

  • Four teenagers charged with assaulting homeless men with stun guns
  • Japanese researchers to search Nepalese mountains for the legendary Yeti
  • Chinese scientists create human-rabbit hybrid embryos
  • Woman kills son with methamphetamine-tainted breast milk
  • 91-year-old man arrested, accused of robbing a Texas bank

Furry News

  • Chinese scientists create human-rabbit hybrid embryos (copy of 2’s article)
  • Australian camels to star in an opera in South Korea
  • Comparison on genome shows humans are closer to rats than cats


Show #10[edit]

Date: August 24, 2003

Tagline: Have a Very Large Woman-Slave
Co-host: Jakebe (“my despicable co-host”)
Outro: (Jakebe) “Have a great…taco.”

World News

  • Alabama Chief Justice fights to keep Ten Commandments in State Judicial Building
  • Dean of Egyptian university sues “all the Jews of the world”
  • Marine shoots himself in the shoulder to avoid being shipped to Hawaii
  • New York inmate smuggles semen out of prison to impregnate his wife
  • Retired New Jersey judge arrested for possession of child pornography
  • Arson destroys dozens of SUVs in warehouse

Furry News

  • Melbourne foxes have stolen masses amounts of shoes
  • 10-ton whale leaps into yacht, next Moby Dick?
  • Dial-A-Dolphin concept unveiled in Ireland
  • Scientists finally acknowledge animal emotions

Extra Content

  • Records that President Bush has Broken


Show #11[edit]

Date: August 31, 2003

Tagline: I Have a Vast Man-Cunt
Co-host: Jakebe (“and this dumbass, J-Bird”)
Outro: “Don’t be givin’ no [?] no blowjobs.”

World News

  • Autistic boy dies during church’s “healing” ritual
  • Convicted child sex offender and former priest strangled in prison by fellow inmate
  • 9/11 victims’ remains will be interred until science can officially identify them
  • Man eats a hamburger in every one of Kansas’ 105 counties

Furry News

  • American surgeon projects that wings and tails can attached to humans in five years
  • Monkey mascot elected mayor of English town
  • Thousands of minks rounded up after being set free by an animal liberation group
  • Lion’s roar terrorizes German town


Show #12[edit]

Date: September 7, 2003

Tagline: The Scent of Penis is a Fancy Thing
Co-host: Jakebe (no specific adjective)
Outro: “Remember, don’t ‘gwas’ the wrong ‘idam’.”

World News

  • Bronze statue of panther represents Paganism, Texan protestors say
  • Johnny Depp calls US a “stupid, aggressive puppy”
  • Accident on Disneyland roller coaster kills one, injures 10
  • Smuckers is sued for false advertising over fruit percentages in jelly
  • Presbyterian minister who kills abortion doctor is executed
  • Nine-month-old girl strangled to death by own child seat

Furry News

  • “Bow-lingual” dog translator interprets canine noises to English
  • ‘Finding Nemo’ passes ‘Lion King’ as top-selling Disney film of all-time
  • Girl’s pony lives with her in apartment
  • Crows in Tokyo shun healthy foods in favour of rich ones


Show #13[edit]

Date: September 14, 2003

Tagline: I Have Fourteen Penises in my Mouth
Co-host: Jakebe (“my naked co-host”)
Outro: (Jakebe) “Take care of yourselves and each other.”
(2) “You’re a dork!”

World News

  • Librarian action figure causes protests
  • Overweight Americans are overfeeding their pets, too
  • Makers of “Slip-n-Slide” due makers of “Dickie Roberts” for painful scene
  • Former boot camp officer gives probationer a “swirlie”
  • Man keeps dead wife and 10 cats in freezer for six years
  • Dalai Lama urges people to “be religious” and “choose a faith”

Furry News

  • Furries to be featured on upcoming CSI episode
  • “Horse bomb” hits market in Columbia
  • Recent study shows birds divorce
  • Myth about a duck’s echoless quack debunked


Show #14[edit]

Date: September 28, 2003

Tagline: Could You Slap My Thighs and Call Me Jennifer?
Co-host: Jakebe (“my co-host, as always”)
Outro: “Remember, don’t fall on the wrong guy.”

World News

  • Bush television interview ranks last among six major news networks
  • Owners of the Dewey Decimal System sue library-themed hotel for infringement
  • British superhero, Anglegrinderman, unclamps illegally-parked cars
  • US urged to renew positive relationship with France
  • Two buses of immigration activists stopped at border

Furry News

  • Man uses duct tape for bear attack wounds
  • Pet kangaroo saves master by barking
  • Albino gorilla in Spanish zoo dying of skin cancer


Show #15[edit]

Date: October 5, 2003 (the first Badass of the Week)

Tagline: Children Have Cleaner Vaginas
Co-host: Jakebe (“my co-host, as always”)
Outro: “We’ll see you next week, folks – make fuckin’ corn.”

World News

  • Bush claims “world is better off” after no weapons are found in Iraq
  • Rhode Island’s ‘Mr. Potato Head’ statue stolen
  • Results of worldwide “happiness” survey unveiled
  • Roy of “Siegfried and Roy” mauled by seven-year-old white tiger

Badass of the Week

  • Man steals back his own stolen truck

Furry News

  • 300-pound orangutan corners zoo worker for a hug
  • Chipmunk hitches ride from Utah to California
  • 2003 Ursa Major Awards nominee list disclosed

Extra Content

  • Interesting Animal Group Names
  • Human Stereotype Group Names


Show #16[edit]

Date: October 12, 2003 (first ‘Dumb Laws’ episode)

Tagline: Camel Semen Does Not Taste Pleasant
Co-host: Jakebe (“my co-host, the ‘boyd’”)
Outro: “Remember, don’t believe Ms. Cleo’s balls.”

Dumb Laws

  • Alabama

World News

  • Anti-gay preacher Fred Phelps to erect monument to Matthew Shepherd
  • Nokia blames counterfeit batteries for causing phones to explode
  • Black activists outraged over new board game “Ghettopoly”
  • Maryland’s First Lady says she wishes to “kill Britney Spears”
  • American Indian groups to protest Columbus Day parades

Badass of the Week

  • Man beats heroin dealer with own son’s wooden prosthetic leg

Furry News

  • Author/bear enthusiast eaten by brown bears
  • African lions may be put on threatened species list
  • Hindu priests marry animals to promote world peace


Show #17[edit]

Date: October 19, 2003

Tagline: Let’s Fuck an Entire Religion Today
Co-host: Jakebe (no specific adjective)
Guest: General (Admiral) Flying Fox
Outro: (Flying Fox) “I’m going somewhere else to drink!”

Dumb Laws

  • Alaska

World News

  • Ten people killed, 34 injured in Staten Island ferry crash
  • Bush administration to allow killing, capturing, or importing of endangered animals
  • PETA wants meat and cheese to be added to addictive substances list
  • Man drags 86-year-old woman with his car when she wouldn’t let go of her purse
  • China celebrates first manned space flight

Badass of the Week

  • German man teaches dog, Adolf, to give a Hitler salute

Furry News

  • Monkey control robotic arm with brain implants
  • Dolphins and whales sick from military exercises
  • Police nab vicious crow by getting it drunk
  • Rare cow with six legs a “sixy” beast


Show #18[edit]

Date: October 27, 2003

Tagline: Old People Make Good Elephant Dildos
Co-host: Jakebe (no specific adjective)
Outro: “Remember, if feces turns you on, you’re going to hell.”

Dumb Laws

  • Arizona

Assignment

  • If you could kill one person and get off scot-free, who would you kill?

=World News

  • Spirit of Pres. Bush cursed, sealed in clay pot, and tossed into a river
  • University of Victoria in BC, Canada to host seminar titled “Bondage 101”
  • Scientists detect a coronal mass ejection
  • Woman gives birth only three hours after learning she was pregnant

Badass of the Week

  • Would-be robber with fake gun foiled by video store clerk with a real one

Furry News

  • Black bear makes home in hickory tree in a residential neighbourhood
  • 12 exotic pet snakes confiscated from a New York apartment
  • Frontier Airlines has newly-painted animals on aircraft tails
  • Bristol zoo houses newly-born red panda cubs


Show #19[edit]

Date: November 2, 2003

Tagline: Handcuff s Aren’t Just for Old Women Anymore
Co-host: Jakebe (“my bird”)
Outro: (Jakebe) “Kill the Buddha.”

Dumb Laws

  • Arkansas

Assignment

  • If you could gain one superpower that was sex-related, what would you want it to be?

World News

  • Bush proclaims October 26 – November 1 as “Protection from Pornography Week”
  • Sausage king Jimmie Dean and wife host yard sale

S* eminar to teach postal workers to manage stress with blues harmonica music

  • Podiatrist falsely bills footless and deceased patients for four years, made $600,000

Badass of the Week

  • [none]

Furry News

  • Video of Japanese fisherman brutally killing trapped dolphins released
  • Former Canadian “Hinterland” commercials to reappear
  • Missouri swamped with ladybug invasion

Extra Content

  • The Worse Country/Western Song Titles


Show #20[edit]

Date: November 9, 2003

Tagline: Short People Have Nothing to Look Forward To
Co-host: Jakebe (no specific adjective)
Outro: (Jakebe) “If you see a gryphon parading around the streets, why don’t you give him a handjob?”
(2) “Yeah!”

Dumb Laws

  • California

Assignment

  • If you could take any deity that has ever been believed in at any point in history and make that god real, which one would it be?

World News

  • Police conduct drug raid at a US high school
  • Man drops cell phone into toilet on train, gets arm stuck
  • Bush attributes economic upturn to own domestic policies
  • Newspaper reports new definition of “queer”
  • US army dismisses cowardice charge against national guardsman

Badass of the Week

  • Man dresses up as comic book character, lobbying for Father’s Rights

Furry News

  • Canadian woman could face large fine for playing with a killer whale
  • Police dog drops chase, eats lots of candy
  • Australians stir over ancient tentacle erotica
  • Mountain lion kittens frozen to train track, saved by kind-hearted inspector


Show #21[edit]

Date: November 16, 2003

Tagline: Children Taste Like Happiness
Co-host: Jakebe (“…brimming with fat”)
Outro: “Take care of yourselves…dumbasses.”

Dumb Laws

  • Colorado

Assignment

  • What is your battle cry?

World News

  • Rockstar Games (creators of GTA series) sued for $246 million
  • Marketing companies returning to door-to-door sales techniques
  • Nightclub serves sushi on nearly-naked women, causes controversy
  • Office buildings evacuated after eight-story long crack is found
  • America’s largest Hepatitis-A “outbreak” caused by restaurant after three people die
  • Church members plead ‘no contest’ to charges of “attempted” child abuse after one death

Badass of the Week

  • [none]

Furry News

  • Crocodile catcher plans MacGyver-like trap
  • Wally World games planned at MFF
  • Quasi-religious cult using Internet to recruit teens to act as werewolves


Show #22[edit]

Date: December 7, 2003 (2-hour show: split into shows #22-1 and #22-2 on mirrors)

Tagline: There is a Sticky Asshole Waiting for Everyone
Co-host: Jakebe (“He’s naked. He’s got the birdie butt. He’s Jakebe”)
Outro: “Take care of yourselves and…goodbye.”

Dumb Laws

  • Connecticut

Assignment

  • [none]

World News

  • Bush visits Buckingham Palace, ruins gardens
  • California tech firm to cease using terms “master” and “slave” to describe products
  • Bullet fired in air during KKK rally comes back down and hits participant in head
  • NY bill proposed would set aside more restrooms for woman than for men
  • Wisconsin road named “6FU” to be renamed due to complaints
  • Shoplifter tries to escape with 117 cigarette packs in his pants
  • Man attempts to walk across Britain naked, get arrested

Badass of the Week

  • Pizza shop clerks fight off robber with pizza cutters

Furry News

  • State-sponsored program in Alaska lets hunters shoot wolves from airplanes
  • Grey squirrels’ amnesia actually helps forests
  • Canadian TV show “The Raccoons” now available on DVD
  • Czech family claims to have a rabbit with three penises
  • Founder of modern studies into animal thinking and behaviour dies
  • First genetically-engineered pet fish created, aptly named the “Glowfish”
  • Frances celebrates birth of twin sea cows

Extra content

  • World’s Shortest Books


Show #23[edit]

Date: December 14, 2003

Tagline: Why Not Have a Big Bucket of “Shut the Hell Up”?
Co-host: Jakebe (“my terrorist co-host”)
Outro: “Remember, if you can’t find the Arabs, just look a little harder.”

Dumb Laws

  • Delaware

Assignment

  • If you could sell your soul to Satan for one thing, what would it be?

World News

  • Mother sues ex-husband to prevent him teaching polygamy to their daughter
  • Man impersonates police officer, pulls over off-duty cop
  • Man cries after finding out he cannot sue nightclub
  • Man complains after police officer repeatedly calls him “dude”
  • Company gives employees gift cards, then taxes employees for cost

Badass of the Week

  • [none]

Furry News

  • Animals “react” to Saddam’s capture
  • Video captures canine seeking shelter in family’s car
  • Whale from “Free Willy” movies dies
  • Dog robs gas station


Show #24[edit]

Date: December 21, 2003

Tagline: If You Can’t Stop Whining, Then Go Do it in Heavy Traffic
Co-host: Jakebe (“my bird”)
Outro: (Jakebe) “Don’t burn any Yule logs.”

Dumb Laws

  • Florida

Assignment

  • If Michael Jackson is found guilty [of child molestation], what should his sentence be?

World News

  • Wife of dead hockey fan sues team for serving him alcohol at a game
  • Spanish bank robber shows identity card to teller he was robbing
  • Two-year-old survives on butter and water while father lays dead on couch
  • 30% of Iowa town is off-limits to sex-offenders
  • Former Holocaust victims now able to reunite with one another
  • Cursing at someone is a crime if obscenities can be considered “fighting words”

Badass of the Week

  • 70-year-old gas station attendant fights armed robber bare-handed and wins

Furry News

  • Canadian equine advocate group attempts to save unwanted mares
  • Furries featured (positively) in a Houston newspaper
  • Taiwanese professor charged for posting bestiality link on university website
  • Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer spotted on sun

Extra Content

  • Strange Phobias


Show #25[edit]

Date: December 28, 2003

Tagline: Michael Jackson Just Likes it Tight
Co-host: Jakebe (“my friend”)
Outro: “Remember…blow me.”

Dumb Laws

  • Georgia

Assignment

  • Make your own cool phobia.

World News

  • Catholics in Boston demand removal of PETA billboard depicting Virgin Mary
  • Howard Dean won’t find Bin Laden guilty before he has a chance for a real trial
  • 2-year-old runs into a pole on playground, parents seek monetary damages
  • Animal control officer charged with animal cruelty after botched euthanasia
  • Grand Theft Auto fanatic kills woman and (surprisingly) does not blame the game

Badass of the Week

  • Buddhist monk protests the abuses of human rights by setting himself on fire

Furry News

  • “The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe” series announced
  • “Glowfish” officially on sale, but banned in England
  • Alf returns to television, gets own talk show


Show #26[edit]

Date: January 11, 2004

Tagline: Poison a Bunny Today
Co-host: Jakebe (“he’s here because he’s better now”)
Outro: “Avoid the tentacles, for God’s sake.”

Dumb Laws

  • Hawaii

Assignment

  • If you could be the boss of any mega-corporation, which one would it be?

World News

  • Woman kills pregnant friend and steals fetus
  • Chicago regains title of America’s murder capital
  • Supporters of Saddam Hussein carried out attack on Baghdad restaurant
  • Teen pranksters hack into a Burger King drive-thru speaker and insult fat customers
  • Man claims cable TV got him addicted, threatens to sue cable company

Badass of the Week

  • Man proposes to woman at scene of motorcycle crash with handlebars still in stomach

Furry News

  • White tiger bares sextuplets
  • Blue Horizon series available in paperback
  • Pet custody battles are on the rise
  • China plans to kill 10,000 civets due to SARS scare
  • Patent official vows never to approve “half-human monsters” or anything “immoral”


Show #27[edit]

Date: January 18, 2004

Tagline: Pregnant Women Should Die First
Co-host: Jakebe (“as usual, Jake-BIRD!”)
Outro: (Jakebe) “Don’t let ass pimples pop you on the back.”
(2) “Aw, I was gonna say that!”

Dumb Laws

  • Idaho

Assignment

  • Create a gibberish word the sounds like it means something nasty but doesn’t.
  • Create a euphemism for racial bitchiness.

World News

  • “Dangerous” objects still allowed on airplanes
  • Philadelphia school district bans sale of soda in schools
  • Man returns computer box filled with potatoes back to store for free computer – twice
  • Two black women sue Southwest Airlines for “racist” rhyme
  • Wisconsin researcher discovers how to slice cheese with a laser

Badass of the Week

  • Man creates “Poison Incorporated” brand “Reaper” cigarettes

Furry News

  • California couple has Guinness Record for most bunny items, open house as museum
  • Steve Irwin defends against claims of child cruelty after endangering daughter


Show #28[edit]

Date: January 25, 2004

Tagline: Do You Want to Sniff my Panties?
Co-host: Jakebe (“my chemically-altered co-host”)
Outro: “Remember…don’t get any 175-pound tumors.”

Dumb Laws

  • [forgotten]

Assignment

  • If the Jacksons had been a punk band, what would their name have been?

World News

  • 6-year-old killed by exorcism
  • Students suspended for nominating white African for “African-American” award
  • Romanian doctors successfully remove 175-pound tumor from woman
  • Student jailed for joking about bomb to American airport police officer
  • Teen dies after copying stunt from “Jackass: The Movie”

Badass of the Week

  • Howard Dean screams after campaign speech

Furry News

  • Dog lured out of mourning by cardboard cutout of best friend
  • Prehistoric landmark turned into car advertisement, removed by protestor
  • Creator of “Roger Rabbit” sues Disney
  • Elephant makes daring escape from zoo


Show #29[edit]

Date: February 1, 2004

Tagline: Dead Babies Smell like Victory
Co-host: Jakebe (“my very casually-dressed co-host”)
Outro: “Remember, don’t sue me!”

Dumb Laws

  • Illinois

Assignment

  • If you could make a single law for the entire world which the penalty for breaking was death, what law would you make?

World News

  • President Bush contends American invasion of Iraq has made the world safer
  • Black box recordings from planes used in 9/11 attacks released
  • Singer James Brown arrested for domestic violence against his wife
  • Spark from defibrillator lights woman on fire
  • Cell doors at Arkansas state prison accidentally unlocked for second time

Badass of the Week

  • Man throws cup of water at screaming baby on airplane

Furry News

  • Fraternity hazing draws protests from animal rights activists
  • Dead whale explodes during transportation of corpse
  • 85-year-old woman leaves $36,000 to her bull terrier in her will
  • Sexual abuse to animals is on the rise

Extra Content

  • 2003 Stella Awards


Show #30[edit]

Date: February 8, 2004

Tagline: My Granny’s Penis is Gigantic
Co-host: Jakebe (“the same guy that’s been here since the beginning”)
Outro: (Jakebe)“Enjoy Valentine’s Day, people!”
(2) “Hey – that’s a good one!”

Dumb Laws

  • Indiana

Assignment

  • If you had a space ship, a time machine, and spray paint, what would you write on the moon for the astronauts to find?

World News

  • Bush calls law allowing gay marriage “deeply troubling”
  • Infant born with second head and partially-formed brain, eyes, and lips
  • Texan accidentally strikes oil in toilets and sinks
  • San Francisco bill to force building officials to accommodate Feng Shui
  • 15-year-old leaps 20 stories to escape taunts from brother after losing a video game

Badass of the Week

  • British teen hacks US military weaponry in attempts to pirate media

Furry News

  • Canadian film “Ginger Snaps” gets sequel
  • Therapy for stressed elephants on rise in India
  • Refuge for red squirrels opened

See also[edit]

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